[Copypasta] Kripparrian... this Bro Fist is for you

twitchquotes: As he raises his "Bro Fist" gently against his cam, I raise my donger against my cam. I feel how for that moment, Kripparrian and I become one. My donger starts to shake, and I close my eyes, letting out a small moan as our "Bro Fists" e-touches. "Kripparrian.. this Bro Fist is for you" I whisper to myself. Kreygasm
twitch chat
November 2014
Kripp
(β–€ΜΏΔΉΜ―β”œβ”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄ Psst... kid, you wanna disable adblock?
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Only the chosen one can wield this sword...

twitchquotes: 𝕠|𝕠𝕠𝕠|=========> 𝕆ℕ𝕃𝕐 𝕋ℍ𝔼 β„‚β„π•†π•Šπ”Όβ„• 𝕆ℕ𝔼 ℂ𝔸ℕ π•Žπ•€π”Όπ•ƒπ”» π•‹β„π•€π•Š π•Šπ•Žπ•†β„π”» 𝔸ℕ𝔻 ℕ𝕆𝕋 𝔹𝔼 π•Šπ•ƒπ”Έπ•€β„• 𝔽𝕆ℝ πŸ™πŸ˜π•„π•€β„• 𝔹𝕐 𝕀𝕋'π•Š β„™π•†π•Žπ”Όβ„. 𝔸ℝ𝔼 π•π•†π•Œ 𝕋ℍ𝔼 β„‚β„π•†π•Šπ”Όβ„• 𝕆ℕ𝔼? ℂ𝕆ℙ𝕐 π•‹β„π•€π•Š β„™π”Έπ•Šπ•‹π”Έ 𝔸ℕ𝔻 𝔽𝕀ℕ𝔻 π•†π•Œπ•‹!
twitch chat
March 2016
Kripp

VEGAN MAN

twitchquotes: VEGAN MAN 🌊 😍 Take me by the hand βœ‹ lead me to the spam that you understand πŸ™Œ 🌊 VEGAN MAN 🌊 😍 The voyage 🚲 to the top of the 🌎deck is a real trip πŸ‘Œ 🌊 VEGAN MAN 🌊 😍 The crust of a Romanian man πŸ‘³ fueled by the banned πŸ‘ Soaking up the πŸ’¦ salt in the spam πŸ’―
twitch chat
September 2016
Kripp

Emoji Pasta

I like turtles

twitchquotes: I like turtles because they’re so chill. They don’t hurt anyone. They’re just like, β€œHey man, I want to swim, and maybe eat some lettuce. But I’m gonna take my time getting there, I’m not in a rush. Because I’m a turtle.”
twitch chat
December 2014
Kripp

Hello Kripp, Flute Guy here. TUTURURU

twitchquotes: οΌ¨ο½…ο½Œο½Œο½ οΌ«ο½’ο½‰ο½ο½οΌŒ οΌ¦ο½Œο½•ο½”ο½… Ｇｕｙ ο½ˆο½…ο½’ο½…οΌŽ οΌͺｕｓｔ ο½—ο½ο½Žο½”ο½…ο½„ ｔｏ ο½“ο½ο½™οΌš β™©β™¬ο½žβ™ͺ οΌ΄οΌ΅οΌ΄οΌ΅οΌ²οΌ΅οΌ²οΌ΅ β™©β™¬ο½žβ™ͺ ． β™©β™¬ο½žβ™ͺ οΌ΄οΌ΅οΌ΄οΌ΅οΌ²οΌ΅οΌ²οΌ΅ β™©β™¬ο½žβ™ͺ ． β™©β™¬ο½žβ™ͺ οΌ΄οΌ΅οΌ΄οΌ΅οΌ²οΌ΅οΌ²οΌ΅ β™©β™¬ο½žβ™ͺ ． β™©β™¬ο½žβ™ͺ οΌ΄οΌ΅οΌ΄οΌ΅οΌ²οΌ΅οΌ²οΌ΅ β™©β™¬ο½žβ™ͺ ． β™©β™¬ο½žβ™ͺ οΌ΄οΌ΅οΌ΄οΌ΅οΌ²οΌ΅οΌ²οΌ΅ β™©β™¬ο½žβ™ͺ ． β™©β™¬ο½žβ™ͺ οΌ΄οΌ΅οΌ΄οΌ΅οΌ²οΌ΅οΌ²οΌ΅
twitch chat
May 2014
Kripp

this game is actually one of the best I've seen

twitchquotes: (Sponsored Viewer) βœ… : Okay guys enough with the BS this game is actually one of the best I've seen in quite a while. I understand kripp may be "selling out" but that doesn't mean he isn't enjoying the game. After playing for a couple of minutes I got hooked, line and sinker. I suggest you fellow chat dwellers do the same. So much Fun! (5$ has been transferred to your PayPal account.)
twitch chat
July 2017
Kripp

sellout

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