[Copypasta] Kripparrian... this Bro Fist is for you

twitchquotes: As he raises his "Bro Fist" gently against his cam, I raise my donger against my cam. I feel how for that moment, Kripparrian and I become one. My donger starts to shake, and I close my eyes, letting out a small moan as our "Bro Fists" e-touches. "Kripparrian.. this Bro Fist is for you" I whisper to myself. Kreygasm
twitch chat
November 2014
Kripp
I used to be a real ad
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This is shit

twitchquotes: โ–€โ–ˆโ–€ โ–ˆโ–ฌโ–ˆ โ–ˆ โ–„โ–ˆโ–€ โ–ˆ โ–„โ–ˆโ–€ โ–„โ–ˆโ–€ โ–ˆโ–ฌโ–ˆ โ–ˆ โ–€โ–ˆโ–€
twitch chat
November 2014
Kripp

Tanner from Rome

twitchquotes: So you're going by "Octavian" now plebian? Haha what's up spurcifer, it's Tannerius from Rome. Remember me? Me and the other legionaries used to give a hard time. Sorry you were just an easy target. I can see not much has changed. Remember Seira, the girl you had a crush on? Yeah, she's my concubine now. I make over 200 sesterces a year and drive a quadriga chariot. I guess some things never change huh? Nice catching up. Patheticus.
twitch chat
May 2019
Kripp

Classic

Tanner from High School

Bender demends a voltron deck

twitchquotes: ยฆฬต ฬต ฬต ฬต ฬต(ฬข ฬกโ””ฬ…โ”˜อ‡ (โ–ค8ื›โˆ’โ—ฆ BENDER demands a VOLTRON deck
twitch chat
December 2014
Kripp

I am the BM in the lethal, the salt in the defeat

twitchquotes: The stream starts, and so my spam begins. It shall not end until i am banned. I shall fear no mod, sub to no streamer. I shall live and die in the Chat. For i am the value in the bomber. I am the BM in the lethal. I am the salt in the defeat. I pledge my keyboard to the Chat, for this stream and all the streams to come.
twitch chat
May 2014
Kripp

Classic

Hearthstone

Kripp you shaggy looking plant eating bum

twitchquotes: Kripp you shaggy looking plant eating bum i bet you can't even afford a real fedora like mine or treat a fine gal to a meal you smelly hobo *walks away turns around tips fedora and continues walking*
twitch chat
November 2014
Kripp
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