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Kripp stop showing your knee on the stream, dont be like other female streamers. We are interested in your personality and not body.
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Hey guys Saltarian here
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Hey guys Saltarian here, just want to let chat know that in order to survive I need to Feast upon the salt energy that kripp produces upon experiencing a long bout of bad luck. So please snipe and emote him in ways that will evoke his true salt essence. with enough salt I will take control of his scrawny vegan body and I will give chat what they have been waiting for all along...
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Kripp
Hearthstone
Hey, Mr. Morosan, this is Mike from Video Playground
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Hey, Mr. Morosan, this is Mike from Video Playground, the adult marketplace. You've been ignoring my calls about your outstanding debt of $12.99 for Big Vegan Balls IV. I'm not here to shame or embarrass you for your taste in husky, sweaty man love, but I've got a business to run, and I wouldn't be able to provide you with the entertainment you frequently enjoy if I didn't get paid. Please don't make me revoke your platinum membership.
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Kripp
Kripp's stream is like watching paint dry
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How the ever loving *** is this guy getting 24k people to watch him play HS? It's like having a small country collectively decide to grow an interest in watching paint dry. Boggles the mind. Really.
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Kripp
VEGAN MAN
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VEGAN MAN π π Take me by the hand β lead me to the spam that you understand π π VEGAN MAN π π The voyage π² to the top of the πdeck is a real trip π π VEGAN MAN π π The crust of a Romanian man π³ fueled by the banned π Soaking up the π¦ salt in the spam π―
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Emoji Pasta
Mods are asleep! Post your dank memes!
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MODS ARE ASLEEP!! POST YOUR DANK MEMES
MODS ARE ASLEEP!! POST YOUR DANK MEMES
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