[Copypasta] Hi Kripp, Google again here

twitchquotes: Kripp, Google again here. We've noticed that you've been away from Twitch for at least 2 minutes in the past. We're just wondering if everything is okay. Is it still the merchandise? We're serious about raising the price if it's a problem to you. We just want you to have fun, and to of course buy more Twitch merchandise. Our Viewbots are ready to bring you (mostly us) much ad revenue. Thank you Kripp, hope to see you soon
twitch chat
November 2014
Kripp

Viewbots

I used to be a real ad
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My power is unBEARable

twitchquotes: ก็็็็็็็็็็็็็ʕ‒͑α΄₯β€’Κ” ก้ MY POWER IS UNBEARABLE ก็็็็็็็็็็็็็ʕ‒͑α΄₯β€’Κ” ก้
twitch chat
November 2014
Kripp

A middle-aged man complaining about an online card game

twitchquotes: ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ α΄€ ᴍΙͺα΄…α΄…ΚŸα΄‡-ᴀɒᴇᴅ ᴍᴀɴ α΄„α΄α΄α΄˜ΚŸα΄€ΙͺΙ΄ΙͺΙ΄Ι’ α΄€Κ™α΄α΄œα΄› α΄„ΚœΙͺΚŸα΄…Κ€α΄‡Ι΄ ʙᴇᴀᴛΙͺΙ΄Ι’ ʏᴏᴜ ΙͺΙ΄ α΄€Ι΄ ᴏɴʟΙͺɴᴇ α΄„α΄€Κ€α΄… ɒᴀᴍᴇ. α΄€Ι΄α΄… α΄˜α΄‡α΄α΄˜ΚŸα΄‡ α΄˜α΄€Κ ʏᴏᴜ $4.99 ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏ sᴏ. ᴍᴀʏʙᴇ ʏᴏᴜ sΚœα΄α΄œΚŸα΄… ᴄᴏɴsΙͺᴅᴇʀ α΄˜α΄œα΄›α΄›ΙͺΙ΄Ι’ α΄›ΚœΙͺΙ΄Ι’s ΙͺΙ΄ α΄˜α΄‡Κ€sα΄˜α΄‡α΄„α΄›Ιͺᴠᴇ ʏᴏᴜ Κ™ΙͺΙ’ ʙᴀʙʏ.
twitch chat
March 2015
Kripp

I dropped my deck of playing cards

twitchquotes: ᴬβ™₯ ⁴♣ Β³β™₯ ⁴β™₯ ¹⁰♣ α΄Άβ™  ⁢♠ α‘«β™₯ ⁸♦ ⁹♦ ⁴♠ ⁡β™₯ α΄·β™  ⁡♣ ⁡♦ ²♦ ⁡♠ α‘«β™  Β³β™  ⁢β™₯ β–Ό ⁢♣ ¹⁰β™₯ ⁢♦ I dropped my deck of playing cards ⁷β™₯ ᴬ♠ ⁷♣ ³♦ ᴷ♣ ⁷♦ Β²β™  ⁷♠ ⁸β™₯ ²♣ α΄·β™₯ ⁸♣ ⁴♦ ¹⁰♦ ⁸♠ ⁹β™₯ ᴬ♣ ⁹♣ ³♣ ⁹♠ ¹⁰β™₯ ¹⁰♦ ¹⁰♠ α΄Άβ™₯ ᴬ♦ Β²β™₯ ᴢ♣ ᴢ♦ ᑫ♣ ᑫ♦ ᴷ♦ α΄·β™ 
twitch chat
January 2015
Kripp

Kripp discovered one weird trick to look twice his age

twitchquotes: Kripp is the remarkable twenty year old that discovered one weird trick to look twice his age. It's called being VEGAN and it limits your body’s nutritional intake and makes you look and feel TWICE AS OLD. Why would anyone want to be vegan you may ask, well all vegans hate animals so they eat all the animals food so that they starve to death.
twitch chat
January 2015
Kripp

Seagull

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December 2015
Kripp
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