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Arr. It's driving me nuts

twitchquotes: A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants, the bartender says "whats with the wheel?". The pirate replies "Arr. it's drivin me nuts"

twitch chat

November 2014

imaqtpie

Greetings Michael, this is your Mother

twitchquotes: Greeting Michael, this is your Mother. I heard earlier that you "maybe" 420 blaze it. I am very concerned. I dont like that Pobelter boy and I dont think you should hang out with him anymore. I hope the rest of you concerned mothers in twitch chat will copy paste this so my son will see...

twitch chat

December 2014

imaqtpie

TempoStorm = Illuminati

twitchquotes: Those 2 names share 4 letters. Half way between 2 and 4 is 3. Hyp3d also has a 3 in his name. A triangle has 3 sides. Illuminati is a triangle. TempoStorm = Illuminati CONFIRMED MATH CANT BE WRONG GUYS

twitch chat

November 2014

Reynad

Interactive Game

twitchquotes: ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮ Hey Kripp, here's an "interactive game" for you. ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮

twitch chat

November 2014

Kripp

Something about Qtpie's play...

twitchquotes: i'm lying on my bed watching Qtpie stream.. my knees are up.. i'm trying to close my legs... but something about Qtpie's play makes me want to force my hands.. lower.. and lower.. i'm so embarassed...my fist is clenched so tight.. as i bite hard.. on my lips

twitch chat

January 2015

imaqtpie

Can Goldshire Footman replace Auctioneer for miracle rogue?

twitchquotes: Hi chat and forsen, I am wondering what I can replace auctioneer for in my Miracle rogue deck, do you think Goldshire Footman will work? Thanks and hope you suggest good cards. Greetings from Nigeria

twitch chat

November 2014

Forsen

Hearthstone

Hello, this is Kripp's red shirt

twitch chat

December 2014

Kripp

Hearthstone

He knew he was a sellout

twitchquotes: On November 10th, 2014, Octavian "Kripparian" Morosan was found to be severely delusional. He began wandering around his home, mumbling 'brofist' and 'subscribe'. As his weak fist was placed gently on the webcam, a single tear ran down his cheek. He knew he was a sellout.

twitch chat

November 2014

Kripp

sellout

hi im greek

twitchquotes: hi im greek... as you probably guessed in m name.. plz have respect for this comment and read on.. if ou don't like it plz dont hate. My economy is not going well and effing Germans are trying to take over so I need help. Bjerg promised for every subscriber 0.0000199 % money would go towards me. Thank you for my message and plz subscribe bjerg... he is the best and better ( not german even better!)

twitch chat

July 2014

Bjergsen

Shooting a donger

twitchquotes: (⌐ ͡■ ͜ʖ ͡■) ︻╦̵══╤─ ヽ(`Д´)ﾉ

twitch chat

November 2014

imaqtpie

Dennis in a time machine

twitchquotes: The year is 1945. “Dennis,” Kripp speaks breathlessly into the night. “Get back to the time machine. We have what we need here.” A foul smirk plays upon his lips as he pockets a top-secret Nazi folder marked “Top Deck.” Lightning flashes and thunder crashes far across the German mountains. “We will see who says "Salt" now,” he says….

twitch chat

November 2014

Kripp

60 fps is too smooth

twitchquotes: Who cares! It is a scientific fact that the human eye cannot tell the difference. In fact i'd argue that 60 fps looks worse. 60 fps is too smooth, it's like petting a shark, the scales (frames) are too smooth so it cuts your hand (eyes), while 30 fps is nice and stable and gives you a better immersion because the frames travel a longer distance so the world looks bigger

twitch chat

November 2014

Kripp

Scarra quit dignitas to start a life of crime

twitchquotes: Hey Michael it's me Scarra. I've made a huge mistake, I quit dignitas to start a life of crime, but I've already been arrested for attacking a rival gang member with a cheeseburger. Please bail me out..

twitch chat

November 2014

imaqtpie

Don't get salt Reynad!

twitchquotes: (◕‿◕✿) Don't get salty Reynad! Ur doing great! (◕‿◕✿)

twitch chat

November 2014

Reynad

salty

Ready Hafu

twitch chat

November 2014

Hafu

Finally beat the first boss Honker

twitchquotes: Hi Kripparrian. For 2 weeks I was stuck in Hearthstone. I nearly gave up on it, however, after watching your stream and learning so much, I decided to buy 40 packs and make a new deck. Lo and behold after my 7th game I finally defeated the first boss Honker. Thank you Kripparrian.

twitch chat

March 2014

Kripp

Hearthstone

When I see FeelsBadMan in chat I actually feel bad

twitchquotes: When I see FeelsBadMan

in chat I actually feel bad.

twitch chat

November 2018

Alright, ocean mage, I guess

twitchquotes: ResidentSleeper

“Alright, ocean mage, I guess” ResidentSleeper

“Haven’t picked moist magician in a while, let’s go wet wizard ResidentSleeper

“hydro conjuror isn’t that good, but alright” ResidentSleeper

twitch chat

December 2019

Teamfight Tactics

I like to drink my milk

twitchquotes: I like to drink my milk<༼ຈل͜ຈ༽> I do it all the time ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ and every time I drink it┌༼ຈل͜ຈ ┐ Kripp starts to scream and whine ┌༼@ل͜@༽┐ But never need to worry ༼ ºل͟º༽ my Bones are staying strong ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ

twitch chat

October 2014

Kripp

Legality of Wario

twitchquotes: In order to move units of his "Microgames" Wario "borrows" patented characters, IPs, and game mechanics from beloved Nintendo franchises. Somehow he hasn't yet been called out, let alone legally challenged for it. That's not even touching on the working conditions he subjects his friends to, and the fact that they rarely, if ever, see the revenue their creations bring in. I'm not sure what copyright laws they have in Diamond City, but I seriously think that someone needs to sue that fat con artist for all he's worth.

twitch chat

July 2019

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Arr. It's driving me nuts

Greetings Michael, this is your Mother

TempoStorm = Illuminati

Interactive Game

Something about Qtpie's play...

Can Goldshire Footman replace Auctioneer for miracle rogue?

Hearthstone

Hello, this is Kripp's red shirt

Hearthstone

He knew he was a sellout

sellout

hi im greek

Shooting a donger

Dennis in a time machine

60 fps is too smooth

Scarra quit dignitas to start a life of crime

Don't get salt Reynad!

salty

Ready Hafu

Finally beat the first boss Honker

Hearthstone

When I see FeelsBadMan in chat I actually feel bad

Alright, ocean mage, I guess

Teamfight Tactics

I like to drink my milk

Legality of Wario

Super Smash Bros

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Arr. It's driving me nuts

Greetings Michael, this is your Mother

TempoStorm = Illuminati

Interactive Game

Something about Qtpie's play...

Can Goldshire Footman replace Auctioneer for miracle rogue?

Hearthstone

Hello, this is Kripp's red shirt

Hearthstone

He knew he was a sellout

sellout

hi im greek

Shooting a donger

Dennis in a time machine

60 fps is too smooth

Scarra quit dignitas to start a life of crime

Don't get salt Reynad!

salty

Ready Hafu

Finally beat the first boss Honker

Hearthstone

When I see FeelsBadMan in chat I actually feel bad

Alright, ocean mage, I guess

Teamfight Tactics

I like to drink my milk

Legality of Wario

Super Smash Bros

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