[Copypasta] TempoStorm = Illuminati

twitchquotes: Those 2 names share 4 letters. Half way between 2 and 4 is 3. Hyp3d also has a 3 in his name. A triangle has 3 sides. Illuminati is a triangle. TempoStorm = Illuminati CONFIRMED MATH CANT BE WRONG GUYS
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November 2014
Reynad
(β–€ΜΏΔΉΜ―β”œβ”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄ Psst... kid, you wanna disable adblock?
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Ruski Constituski

twitchquotes: HELLO CHAT. My NAME Sergei Copypastavich from Russia. You all steal my family name and violate copyright law 459.53 of Ruski Constituski. I sue all of you and me and Putin laugh and play in pile of twitch monies. As they say in amarica F*CK To YOU, Pay to me!!
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November 2014
Reynad

Do you know who I am? I am a 4.0 STEM Major

twitchquotes: Do you know who the fuck you're talking to right now? I'm a 4.0 STEM major with a full ride to a top ten university. I'm in the 97th percentile of IQ intelligence (the test wouldn't go any higher). I literally tip the scales with my intelligence. I am the furthest thing from a "twitch chat idiot".
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July 2014
Reynad

Great Music, Extremely Handsome, Must be Reynad

twitchquotes: (β—•β€Ώβ—•βœΏ) Great Music (β—•β€Ώβ—•βœΏ) Extremely Handsome (β—•β€Ώβ—•βœΏ) Innovative Decks (β—•β€Ώβ—•βœΏ) High Level Gameplay (β—•β€Ώβ—•βœΏ) Moderately Sized Forehead (β—•β€Ώβ—•βœΏ) Great Personality (β—•β€Ώβ—•βœΏ) Large Donger (β—•β€Ώβ—•βœΏ) Must be Reynad (β—•β€Ώβ—•βœΏ)
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November 2016
Reynad

Reynad's guitar is a prop, not an instrument

twitchquotes: Dear reynad why is that guitar used as a prop only and not an instrument. it saddens me to see that little guy sitting all alone without some to pluck his strings. he will never realize his full potential without your love. pls no copy pastarino bambino cappuccino.
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October 2014
Reynad

Reynad is the math teacher and I am a sexy lifeguard boy

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March 2014
Reynad
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