Popular Copypastas

Kripp suffers from Casualitis

twitchquotes: Romanian doctor say in thick accent, "He suffer from Casualitis, too many salts in blood." OJ is injected into the Kripp, but he continues to mumble "Really bro," and "Wow," numerous times. A priest enters and rips a bag of pepperonis over the Kripp. Papparin say "Drink with me friends," and offer cappucino to all.

twitch chat

September 2014

Kripp

You guys are so rude. First Jake now Sinatraa

twitchquotes: You guys are so rude. First Jake now Sinatraa. I’m so disappointed. I look up to both of them and hope one day to get to get out of silver. If anything this is an extremely bronze, disgusting chat.

twitch chat

March 2018

OverwatchLeague

Overwatch

What happened to this ad? :(

Hello Mr TidesofTime, this is Google's manager Gabe Horn

twitchquotes: Hello Mr TidesofTime, this is Google's manager Gabe Horn here. We have received word you are singing to your viewers. As a Streamer on our newest acquisition, Twitch, your voice is now copy-righted. Please stop immediately. Thank you.

twitch chat

August 2014

TidesOfTime

There was nothing I could do but donate

twitchquotes: ☑ “These Hafu nudes are CRAZY!” ☑ “My dick can't stay limp against nudes like that” ☑ "She NEEDED precisely those two nips to win" ☑ “She took the only nudes that could make me beat off” ☑ "She had the perfect muff" ☑ “There was nothing I could do but donate” ☑ “She cried profusely"

twitch chat

October 2014

My chat experience is ruined with dinger spam

twitchquotes: I for one am glad submode is on. I pay $4.99 USD a month to watch the living legend, Michael "iamacutepie" Santana, and I feel my experience is ruined with "dinger" spam, whatever that means.

twitch chat

September 2014

imaqtpie

What happened to this ad? :(

George Orwell ruined my life

I’m a huge fan of 1984, especially the writing of the characters and dialogue in it. There was a girl I liked at school, and I tried to think of the smartest and most clever way to ask her out. I decided to be like Winston, telling her how much I used to hate her and how I wanted to rape her and smash her head into a wall. However, instead of being wooed like I expected, she got mad at me and told the Principal and said I was “sexually harassing” her. It’s clear she just wasn’t intelligent enough for me and was embarrassed. However, no one wanted to hear my reasoning. I’ve been given detention and my parents have been informed, and despite how I’m clearly in the right everyone seems to think I’m some weirdo now. This truly is a dystopian society we live in......

September 2021

It's called empathy

Sometimes watching porn I like to pretend I'm the "woman" it's called empathy not homosexuality.

April 2021

WallStreetBets

Program and Control Man

twitchquotes: We are all living in Pac-Man’s world. You know what Pac stands for? P.A.C Program and Control. He’s program and Control Man. The whole thing’s a metaphor. All he can do is consume. He’s pursued by demons that are probably just in his own mind.

twitch chat

March 2019

Super Smash Bros

Darshan the mashtomp

twitchquotes: HELLO cutie it's Darshan the mashtomp and i want to get back into DIG. Even though I don't eat meat i will gladly suck yours for us to DUO REUNITE. I will even get scarra "gragas" wukong to join. Love, Darshan marshan of the il larshan kaperino no fettuchini pastrino

twitch chat

December 2014

imaqtpie

He is so incredibly narcissistic

twitchquotes: I’m new here but I cannot get over how much this guy complains as soon as he dies to his own mistakes and lack of skill. He is so incredibly narcissistic that he truly believes nobody else is allowed to make a good challenging level and that if he can’t beat it the level must be garbage. Unbelievable...

twitch chat

February 2020

Aurateur

I used to be a real ad

Derpo Spamu-desu

twitchquotes: Hello my name is Derpo Spamu-desu, I am the last spamurai ........... if you wanna be part of this ancient japanese tradition spam your ascii and troll texts all over twitch. May the spam be with you! ▬▬ι═══════ﺤ

twitch chat

January 2015

imaqtpie

She needs a man that can treat her right

twitchquotes: What the fuck man. I'm literally sitting here on the verge of tears. Slaving away in this dead end job saving up for the end of the month splash. I was this close. Maybe I should have done that overtime, if I could get her that money earlier I might have been able to convince her in the dono message. She needs a man that can treat her right, a man like me. I would open the car door for her EVERY TIME, I would pull out her chair at a restaurant, I would lay my twitch hoodie over puddles to protect her from the filth.

twitch chat

December 2020

Simps

BabyRage NI HAO BLIZZARD

twitchquotes: 📞 BabyRage

NI HAO BLIZZARD 📞 BabyRage

WO XIANG BAO GAO YI GE CUO WU 📞 BabyRage

WO DE DUI SHOU ZHENG ZAI WAN KA 📞 BabyRage

twitch chat

July 2017

Hearthstone

Auto Chess Tanner

twitchquotes: So you're going by "Reckful" now nerd? Haha whats up rook-4, it's Tanner from DotA Underlords. Remember me? Me and the guys used to stop your win streak in the early rounds. Sorry you were just rolling a lot of pairs lol. I can see not much has changed. Remember Katarina the girl you needed for assassin synergy? Yeah she’s in my imperial comp now. I have over 2 3 stars by round 3-5 and use an epic avatar. I guess some things never change huh 8ht place? Nice catching up lol.

twitch chat

June 2019

Reckful

Tanner from High School

Teamfight Tactics

Please take this seriously

twitchquotes: Chat please don't copy pasta my serious question. I'm trying to engage with our streamer to learn more about Hearthstone gameplay. Please take this seriously.

twitch chat

November 2014

Forsen

I used to be a real ad

Luigi's donger

twitchquotes: In 2018 Nintendo released official marketing art that featured Luigi in Mario Tennis, fans were able to figure out the length of Luigi’s penis by measuring the tennis racket compared to luigi’s bulge in the image. Since Tennis rackets are 28 inches long in real life, by measuring the pixels we were able to mathematically deduce that Luigi’s penis is 3.7 inches flacid.

twitch chat

December 2020

A huge grin appeared on Trump's face

twitch chat

August 2014

Trump

Meanwhile in Qtpie's chat

twitchquotes: Meanwhile in Qtpie's chat: ~ Kappa

twitch chat

November 2014

imaqtpie

come on chat. smoke with me

twitchquotes:

🚬 💨 come on chat. smoke with me.

twitch chat

March 2018

What happened to this ad? :(

I have to tell you guys something that is very important indeed

twitch chat

November 2014

Kripp

Kripp suffers from Casualitis

You guys are so rude. First Jake now Sinatraa

Overwatch

Hello Mr TidesofTime, this is Google's manager Gabe Horn

There was nothing I could do but donate

My chat experience is ruined with dinger spam

George Orwell ruined my life

It's called empathy

WallStreetBets

Program and Control Man

Super Smash Bros

Darshan the mashtomp

He is so incredibly narcissistic

Derpo Spamu-desu

She needs a man that can treat her right

Simps

BabyRage NI HAO BLIZZARD

Hearthstone

Auto Chess Tanner

Tanner from High School

Teamfight Tactics

Please take this seriously

Luigi's donger

A huge grin appeared on Trump's face

Meanwhile in Qtpie's chat

come on chat. smoke with me

I have to tell you guys something that is very important indeed

KappaPride

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