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[Copypasta]Banger from /r/conservativerap
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I hate people who have a different skin color from me (x32)
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I hate people who have a different skin color from me (x32)
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Yuh
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I hate people who have a different skin color from me (x32)
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I hate people who have a different skin color from me (x32)
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