[Copypasta] Slow mode, r9k mode, and randomly banning people, good job mods

twitchquotes: Boy, the mods in this channel have really done a bang-up job. When I first got here it was all cappuccino pasterino, but now that they're using slow mode, r9k and randomly banning people, we can finally have a productive chat without all the IDIOTS. Thank you, mods.
twitch chat
May 2014
Kripp
I used to be a real ad
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Kripp's mods put Stalin to shame

twitchquotes: โ˜ญ โ˜ญ โ˜ญ โ˜ญ Nแดsแด›ส€แดแด สแด€ Kส€ษชแด˜แด˜, Tสœษชs ษชs Cแดแดส€แด€แด…แด‡ Sแด›แด€สŸษชษด แด„แด€สŸสŸษชษดษข า“ส€แดแด 1952. I แด›สœแดแดœษขสœแด› I แดกแด€s แด…แดษชษดษข แดกแด‡สŸสŸ แดกษชแด›สœ แดส Gส€แด‡แด€แด› Pแดœส€ษขแด‡, ส™แดœแด› สแดแดœส€ แดแดแด…s แด˜แดœแด› แดแด‡ แด›แด sสœแด€แดแด‡. I'แด… สŸษชแด‹แด‡ แด›แด ส€แด‡แด„ส€แดœษชแด› แด›สœแด‡แด แด›แด ส€แดœษด แดส ษขแดœสŸแด€ษขs. Bแด‡แด›แด›แด‡ส€ Rแด‡แด… แด›สœแด€ษด Dแด‡แด€แด… โ˜ญ โ˜ญโ˜ญ โ˜ญ
twitch chat
June 2014
Kripp

Kripp

โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–“โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–“โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–“โ–„โ–‘ โ–‘โ–โ–“โ–“โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–“โ–Œ โ–‘โ–โ–“โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–’โ–’โ–“โ–„โ–„โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–’โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–’โ–’โ–“ โ–‘โ–“โ–“โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“ โ–‘โ–โ–“โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–’โ–“ โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’ โ–‘โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–Œ โ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–’โ–’โ–Œ โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–“โ–“โ–€โ–€โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–’โ–’โ–Œ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–’โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–Œโ–‘ โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–“โ–“โ–’โ–“โ–„โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–€โ–’โ–„
ascii art
November 2014
Kripp

What is left of the Kripp we all loved?

twitchquotes: ๏ผฎ๏ฝ ๏ผฐ๏ฝ๏ผฅ๏ผŒ ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ ๏ฝƒ๏ฝ๏ฝ”๏ฝ”๏ฝ๏ฝ’๏ฝ’๏ฝ‰๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ผŒ ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ ๏ผฏ๏ผช๏ผŒ ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ๏ฝ” ๏ฝŽ๏ฝŒ๏ผŽ ๏ผท๏ฝˆ๏ฝ๏ฝ” ๏ฝ‰๏ฝ“ ๏ฝ“๏ฝ”๏ฝ‰๏ฝŒ๏ฝŒ ๏ฝŒ๏ฝ…๏ฝ†๏ฝ” ๏ฝ๏ฝ† ๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ๏ฝ… ๏ฝ‹๏ฝ’๏ฝ‰๏ฝ๏ฝ ๏ฝ—๏ฝ… ๏ฝ๏ฝŒ๏ฝŒ ๏ฝŒ๏ฝ๏ฝ–๏ฝ…๏ฝ„๏ผŸ ๏ผฎ๏ฝ๏ฝ— ๏ฝˆ๏ฝ… ๏ฝ๏ฝŒ๏ฝ๏ฝ™๏ฝ“ ๏ฝƒ๏ฝ๏ฝ“๏ฝ•๏ฝ๏ฝŒ๏ฝ“๏ฝ”๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ…๏ผŒ ๏ฝ†๏ฝ‰๏ฝ“๏ฝ”๏ฝ“ ๏ฝ“๏ฝ•๏ฝ‚๏ฝ“๏ฝƒ๏ฝ’๏ฝ‰๏ฝ‚๏ฝ…๏ฝ’๏ฝ“๏ผŒ ๏ฝ„๏ฝ’๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝ‹๏ฝ“ ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ‡๏ฝ ๏ฝŠ๏ฝ•๏ฝ‰๏ฝƒ๏ฝ… ๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ„ ๏ฝ๏ฝŒ๏ฝ๏ฝ™๏ฝ“ ๏ฝ†๏ฝ๏ฝ’ ๏ผด๏ผณ๏ผญ
twitch chat
January 2015
Kripp

Kripp doesn't topdeck, cards just manifest in his hand

twitchquotes: Stop it guys, Kripp doesn't topdeck cards, they just manifest in his hand, only his opponents draw from the top of their decks Kappa
twitch chat
February 2015
Kripp

Hearthstone

I feel Kripp fisting me through the stream

twitchquotes: Every morning, I wake up only to watch Kripp play Hearthstone arena. I decide to subscribe to Kripp, join the '5-dollar club', to be part of Kripp himself. 'Welcome', Kripp exclaims, 'to the 5-dollar club!'. He gives the stream a brofist. I feel Kripp fisting me through the stream. A silent tear of joy escapes my eye.
twitch chat
October 2014
Kripp

Hearthstone

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