[Copypasta] Type KEKW to send laughter and positive vibes

Twitch is ruining my life!

PLEASE HELP!!! Recently my wife has introduced me to a streaming platform known as twitch. I got so into it I spent a full week only watching my favorite twitch streamers like pokimane and sukkuno. All was well until February 15th where I was having a very important presentation at my job. All eyes were on me when I instinctively said KEKW with a straight face and veins bulging through my neck; I burst out of the workplace so fast my shoes fell off and I slammed into my car so hard I created a sonic boost in the wind and cried to myself saying sadCHAMP. Last Saturday was my grandmas funeral and guess WHAT? I SAID F IN THE CHAT GIVING MY MEMORIAL SPEECH. ARRRGGHHHH I HATE TWITCHC ITS RUINING MY LIFE!!!!1!!1!

March 2022

Reynad's large forehead

twitchquotes: when is google gonna buy ad space on reynads forehead??

twitch chat

March 2014

Reynad

Yuumi isn’t so great?

twitchquotes: Yuumi isn’t so great? Are you kidding me? When was the last time you saw a champion with such skill expression and movement options in League? Yuumi puts the game in another level, and we will be blessed if we ever see a chamption with her skill and options in the game again. Riven breaks the game. Vladimir breaks the game. Yuumi breaks the rules. You can keep your statistics. I prefer the magic.

twitch chat

May 2019

League of Legends

Hospitalised from QTPie with Scarra stream

twitch chat

January 2015

imaqtpie

Kangaroos vs Uruguayans

This does not change the fact that in Australia there are 48 million kangaroos and in Uruguay there are 3,457,380 inhabitants. So if the kangaroos decide to invade Uruguay, each Uruguayan will have to fight 14 kangaroos...

October 2021

[Copypasta] Type KEKW to send laughter and positive vibes

Twitch is ruining my life!

Reynad's large forehead

Yuumi isn’t so great?

League of Legends

Hospitalised from QTPie with Scarra stream

Kangaroos vs Uruguayans

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