[Copypasta] I'm sorry for the comments I made. Please unban me

twitchquotes: I'm sorry for the comments I made. They were far beyond the point of being considered appropriate. You are an incredible person & me having been under the influence of alcohol is no excuse for allowing my behaviour to continue for as long as it did. I swear by God's gracious gift of free will that if you ever allow me to be an active member of your community again I will never follow the precedent I'd set for myself leading up to your rational decision to ban me. i think you're really cool.
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January 2022
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what do you say when you come? murk durgle

About 5 years ago I was making a character on an RPG and my ex girlfriend was sitting next to me talking to me and asking me questions about my game. I had a dwarf and dreamed up the name Murk Durgle. My ex hated that name and said it felt gross, like the word moist. I shrugged it off. We went about our day and after putting the kids to bed we started having sex. She tells me she's about to come and I bellow out "MUUUURRRKKKK DUUUURGLE" and she punches me in the chest and yelled at me "what the fuck dude?! You fucking murk durgled me?! Give me my vibrator and get the fuck out" Then I sat out in the kitchen laughing for a few minutes
January 2022

3-eyed face

โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–€โ–ˆโ–„โ–‘ โ–‘โ–“โ–“โ–Œโ–“โ–“โ–“โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€(โ—)โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–“ โ–‘โ–“โ–“โ–Œโ–“โ–“โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–“(โ—)โ–“โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–“โ–“(โ—)โ–ˆโ–“ โ–“โ–“โ–Œโ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–„โ–ˆโ–€โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆ โ–“โ–“โ–Œโ–“โ–“โ–€โ–„โ–ˆโ–„โ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆโ–€โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆ โ–‘โ–“โ–“โ–Œโ–“โ–“โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–ˆโ–„โ–ˆโ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–‘โ–“โ–“โ–Œโ–“โ–“โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–‘โ–“โ–“โ–Œโ–“โ–“โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–‘โ–“โ–“โ–Œโ–“โ–“โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–‘โ–“โ–“โ–Œโ–“โ–“โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆโ–€โ–ˆโ–€โ–ˆโ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆ โ–‘โ–‘โ–“โ–“โ–Œโ–“โ–“โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–ˆโ–„โ–ˆโ–„โ–ˆโ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–‘โ–‘โ–“โ–“โ–Œโ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–€
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November 2014

Upside-dong

twitchquotes: ( อœo อกส– อœo) im upside-dong ( อœo อกส– อœo)
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August 2014
MushIsGosu

Cinco de Mayo Emoji Pasta

HOLA๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿป all you dirty little TACO๐ŸŒฎSLUTS๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿคฃdo you know what day it is?!๐Ÿค” I smell immigrants๐Ÿ™Ž๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ and CULTURAL APPROPRIATION๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿผ so it must be SINKO DE FUCKING MAYONNAISE๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿป๐ŸŒฎโค๏ธ๐ŸŒฏ Hide your KIDS๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘งโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆ, hide your BURRITOS๐ŸŒฏ, and get your CUMMIES READY๐Ÿ˜ฉcause DADDY TRUMP๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ชis coming to deport us all๐Ÿคท๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿพ But DONT FORGET to drink TACOS ๐ŸŒฎ and eat TEQUILA ๐Ÿธbecause the only way for you FILTHY CUMSLUTS to stay in America๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธis to PARTYYY๐ŸŽˆ๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ˜ฉ So send this to CINCO(5 you dumb bitch) of the SLUTTIEST๐Ÿ˜ jars of MAYO you know and if you DONT โŒget any back you get NO ๐Ÿšซ๐ŸšซCULTURAL CUMMIES ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐ŸŒฎ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
May 2022

Cinco de Mayo

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I dropped my bag of Le Meme

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December 2014
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