Summarizing Overwatch League chat: everyone's complaining about the GOATS comp, making fun of C9s, and begging for the All Access Pass.
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Seoul Dynasty is just winning because...
twitchquotes:Seoul Dynasty is just winning because they go up against easy teams. Itβs boosting their win ratio. They should go up against better teams to really show how good they are. Iβm not calling them bad. I just want to clarify why they seem so good, even though theyβre not.
Seoul Dynasty is just winning because they go up against easy teams. Itβs boosting their win ratio. They should go up against better teams to really show how good they are. Iβm not calling them bad. I just want to clarify why they seem so good, even though theyβre not.
Valiant calls Shanghai
twitchquotes:HELLO SHANGHAI π IT'S THE VALIANT π WE'LL TAKE IT FROM HERE π
HELLO SHANGHAI π 4Head IT'S THE VALIANT π 4Head WE'LL TAKE IT FROM HERE π 4Head
Switch Hanzo's stormbow to scatter
twitchquotes:I'm new to Overwatch so sorry if I sound like a noob but... does anyone know how to switch Hanzo's stormbow to scatter? I want to use what the pros use. Thanks!
I'm new to Overwatch so sorry if I sound like a noob but... does anyone know how to switch Hanzo's stormbow to scatter? I want to use what the pros use. Thanks!
Ameng be thy name
twitchquotes:Our father who rolls in heaven, Ameng be thy name. thy goats may come, thy will be shattered, on earth as it is in heaven. Give us this day our daily cheese, and forgive us our throwing, as we forgive those who throw against us, and lead us not into Mayhem, but deliver us from Justice.
Our father who rolls in heaven, Ameng be thy name. thy goats may come, thy will be shattered, on earth as it is in heaven. Give us this day our daily cheese, and forgive us our throwing, as we forgive those who throw against us, and lead us not into Mayhem, but deliver us from Justice.
Ameng meets Bumper in a hallway
twitchquotes:Bumper broke into a cold sweat. There he was across the hallway, a man whose name that brought chills down his spine. Bumper looked down, hoping to avoid direct eye contact. "A-ameng," Bumper stuttered. "What up, virgin" Ameng boomed. Bumper braced himself but it was too late. Ameng's 5000 tonne shoulder slammed into his, the movement causing air waves across the room. Bumper flew back and the concrete wall chipped around him. His shoulder was definitely broken. "Later, nerd." Ameng chuckled.
Bumper broke into a cold sweat. There he was across the hallway, a man whose name that brought chills down his spine. Bumper looked down, hoping to avoid direct eye contact. "A-ameng," Bumper stuttered. "What up, virgin" Ameng boomed. Bumper braced himself but it was too late. Ameng's 5000 tonne shoulder slammed into his, the movement causing air waves across the room. Bumper flew back and the concrete wall chipped around him. His shoulder was definitely broken. "Later, nerd." Ameng chuckled.