Summarizing Overwatch League chat: everyone's complaining about the GOATS comp, making fun of C9s, and begging for the All Access Pass.
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Seoul Dynasty is just winning because...
twitchquotes:Seoul Dynasty is just winning because they go up against easy teams. Itโs boosting their win ratio. They should go up against better teams to really show how good they are. Iโm not calling them bad. I just want to clarify why they seem so good, even though theyโre not.
Seoul Dynasty is just winning because they go up against easy teams. Itโs boosting their win ratio. They should go up against better teams to really show how good they are. Iโm not calling them bad. I just want to clarify why they seem so good, even though theyโre not.
Bumper Ameng burger
twitchquotes:Bumper stared at the burger in his hand. Normally, he loved chowing down on his Big Mac like he chowed on these beta tanks like Swon or Muma or Super. But not today. Today, this burger was a sign of his failure. The double patties of meat reminded him not of succulent juicy beef but only the mighty veiny vascular muscles of Ameng. The seeded bread buns? It was Amengโs cheeks as he squatted on Bumperโs face. The tomato? It was his blood dripping off Amengโs hammer. The mayo? You know what it is
Bumper stared at the burger in his hand. Normally, he loved chowing down on his Big Mac like he chowed on these beta tanks like Swon or Muma or Super. But not today. Today, this burger was a sign of his failure. The double patties of meat reminded him not of succulent juicy beef but only the mighty veiny vascular muscles of Ameng. The seeded bread buns? It was Amengโs cheeks as he squatted on Bumperโs face. The tomato? It was his blood dripping off Amengโs hammer. The mayo? You know what it is
IโM NOT BEGGING FOR AN ALL ACCESS PASS
twitchquotes:โIโM NOT BEGGING FOR AN ALL ACCESS PASS. IโM SIMPLY ASKING MULTIPLE STRANGERS MANY TIMES TO SPEND $15 ON MEโ