[Copypasta] EU is a 3rd world country

twitchquotes: Kripp pls make up with papa so u can go to the doctors, you cannot get help in a 3rd world country AKA the EU pls come back to NA where we have doctors
twitch chat
March 2014
Kripp
I used to be a real ad
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Whenever kripp says "alright subber-bros"

twitchquotes: Whenever kripp says "alright subber-bros", I know it's time. I full screen the stream and grab my vaseline. I apply a huge load onto my newly shaved butthole and rub it all around nice and even. And then, when kripp says "thanks, and welcome to the 5 dollar club", I place my butthole in front of the screen. It is in that moment, that kripp fists me. I moan with pleasure. I'm one with the kripp
twitch chat
October 2018
Kripp

Tempostorm royalty fees

twitchquotes: (β—•β€Ώβ—•βœΏ) Dear Mr. Kripp. We at Tempostorm have heard that you have used the coined word "Tempo" in a stream today. Reynad will contact you shortly regarding royalty fees. Have a good Tempo Day Back (β—•β€Ώβ—•βœΏ)
twitch chat
April 2015
Kripp

krippO

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ascii art
August 2016
Kripp

Kripp invites twitch chat to his wedding

twitchquotes: β˜… β˜… Β° ☾ β˜† ΒΈΒΈ . …somewhere Β° ☾ Β° ΒΈ. ● ΒΈ . β˜… Β° :. . β€’ Β° . * :. . ΒΈ .☾ . ● ΒΈ . β˜… Β° . β€’ β—‹ Β° β˜… . * . ☾ Β° ΒΈ. …in a parallel universe* ● ΒΈ Β° ☾ Β°β˜† . * ΒΈ. β˜… β˜… Β° . . . ☾ Β°β˜† . * ● ΒΈ . β˜…Β°β˜… . * . . ΒΈ. * ● ΒΈ . …KRIPP Β° ☾ β˜… °● ΒΈ . β˜… Β° :. . β€’ β—‹ Β° β˜…. ● . Β° ☾ °° . * :. . ΒΈ . ● ΒΈ * . …invites twitch chat to his wedding
twitch chat
November 2014
Kripp

Please quit calling it "Victory Fap"

twitchquotes: Would you guys please quit calling it "Victory Fap"? I find it very offensive, and I'm sure Rania does too, that you think Kripp can only become aroused through dominance in a child's card game. Please grow up chat, thanks
twitch chat
June 2017
Kripp

Hearthstone

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