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I saw Kripp at the tavern yesterday

twitchquotes: I saw Kripp at the tavern yesterday. I told him it would be cool to see him play arena again. He said, โ€œWhy, so you can snipe me at 8 wins?โ€ I was taken aback, and all I could say was โ€œHuh?โ€ but he kept cutting me off and going โ€œhuh? huh? huh?โ€ and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I thought he was going for a brofist, so I extended my hand only to have it slapped away in disgust. Later on I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen murlocs in his hands without paying.
twitch chat
July 2020
Kripp

Hearthstone

LULW pointing at WeirdChamp

twitchquotes: LULW LULW ๐Ÿ‘‡ โ € โ € โ € โ € โ € โ € โ € โ € โ € โ € โ € โ € โ € โ € โ € โ € โ € โ € โ € โ € LULW ๐Ÿ‘‰ WeirdChamp ๐Ÿ‘ˆ LULW โ € โ € โ € โ € โ € โ € โ € โ € โ € โ € โ € โ € โ € โ € โ € โ € โ € โ € โ € โ € ๐Ÿ‘† LULW LULW
twitch chat
September 2019
(โ–€ฬฟฤนฬฏโ”œโ”ฌโ”ดโ”ฌโ”ด Psst... kid, you wanna disable adblock?

I like the chat clean of copypasta messages

twitchquotes: I like the fact that this chat doesn't create extremely long copy pasta messages that nobody wants to read. Mods really do a good job making sure that chat is clear of any senseless spam that distracts from the actual content put out by the talented streamer.
twitch chat
January 2020

Simping for Pokimane is a lifestyle

twitchquotes: Simping for Pokimane isn't just a moment, itโ€™s a lifestyle ๐Ÿ’ซ a reason to breathe ๐Ÿคฒ an escape from this evil world filled with thieves ๐ŸŒ Itโ€™s art ๐Ÿ–ผ the first gift you open on Xmas ๐ŸŽ a hug from a loved one ๐Ÿค— everything youโ€™ve ever wanted love ๐Ÿ’— everything you need ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿฅบ
twitch chat
August 2020
Pokimane

Simps

Does anyone here know what Suge Knight is?

I bought a whole bunch of Suge Knight Albums, do you know who Suge Knight is? Anybody know who Suge Knight is? No, not shungite, those stupid fuckin rocks that crazy antivaxxers buy. I'm talkin' Suge Knight. Anyways, he's a popular music executive, but now in prison because he murdered somebody. That's my story, I bought a whole bunch of albums. Put 'em around the la casa. Little records, stuff like that.
January 2022
DrDisRespectLIVE

Shungite

(โ–€ฬฟฤนฬฏโ”œโ”ฌโ”ดโ”ฌโ”ด Psst... kid, you wanna disable adblock?

IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!

IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ‘‹ โ–ˆโ–ˆ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ] 99% complete..... ๐ŸšซERROR!๐Ÿšซ ๐Ÿ’ฏTrue๐Ÿ’ฏ Daddies are irreplaceable ๐Ÿ’–I could never delete you Daddy!๐Ÿ’– Send this to ten other ๐Ÿ‘ชDaddies๐Ÿ‘ช who give you ๐Ÿ’ฆcummies๐Ÿ’ฆ Or never get called โ˜๏ธsquishyโ˜๏ธ againโŒโŒ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฌโŒโŒ If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ‘ฟ 3 back: you're squishyโ˜๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฆ 5 back: you're daddy's kitten๐Ÿ˜ฝ๐Ÿ‘ผ๐Ÿ’ฆ 10+ back: Daddy
August 2021

Emoji Pasta

United States of America is now known as West Iran

twitchquotes: The year is 2024. The United States of America is now known as West Iran after the assassination of Supreme Leader Donald Trump from drone warfare. I hide in my nuclear bunker, praying to God that I survive another night. I open my laptop and see Kripp streaming some HS battlegrounds, still forcing murlocs and hardstuck at 7k MMR. "Still never lucky, huh old friend..." I whisper to myself as the bombs fall outside...
twitch chat
February 2020
Kripp

Hearthstone

Old town road

twitchquotes: I got the horses๐Ÿด in the back๐Ÿ”™ ๐Ÿ˜Œ Horse๐Ÿด tack is attached๐Ÿ‘Œ Hat ๐Ÿค is matte black๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿฟ Got the boots๐Ÿ‘ข thatโ€™s black๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿฟ to match๐Ÿค Ridinโ€™ on a horse๐Ÿด, ha๐Ÿคฃ You๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿฟ๐ŸŒพ can whip ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ‘Šyour Porsche๐Ÿš— I been in the โ›ฐ๏ธvalleyโ›ฐ๏ธ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘Œ You ainโ€™t ๐Ÿ™…โ™‚๏ธbeen up๐Ÿ‘† off the porch๐Ÿ ๐Ÿ˜ด, now Canโ€™t nobody tell๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ me๐Ÿค  nothinโ€™โŒ
twitch chat
June 2019

Emoji Pasta

amogus made people think I'm racist

My teacher was showing us a video and the narrator was some Indian guy with a heavy accent. My friend was smiling and I smiled back. The teacher caught us and told us not to make fun of people's accents. I did genuinely felt sorry so I tried to be serious. Then my mind started thinking about dumb shit and I was trying to not laugh. I told myself to be serious then my mind fucking thinks "amogus". I couldn't hold it in anymore and laughed loud enough to get everyone's attention. Now everyone thinks I was laughing at the Indian guy and that I'm racist.
April 2021

Among Us / Amogus

Ben Shapiro counts to one million

So today, for the first time, my little toddler finally counted to ten. Everyone was celebrating, saying how proud they are in my kid, and then Ben Shapiro kicks open the door. "Oh you think it's impressive that they can count to ten? I can count to one million." and then proceeded, in my living room for the next two weeks, to count to one million. He then said "yep, another libtard destroyed" and then curbstomped my kid.
December 2020

Ben Shapiro

What happened to this ad? :(

๐Ÿ‘ฝ ๐Ÿ“ž HELLO SINATRAA ๐Ÿ‘ฝ

twitchquotes: ๐Ÿ‘ฝ ๐Ÿ“ž HELLO SINATRAA ๐Ÿ‘ฝ ๐Ÿ“ž PLANET A92-E HERE ๐Ÿ‘ฝ ๐Ÿ“ž PLEASE RETURN TO US ๐Ÿ‘ฝ ๐Ÿ“ž
twitch chat
March 2018
OverwatchLeague

Overwatch

I hate MORBIUS. I HATE IT

Oh for the love of God. Enough with the MORBIUS. Whatโ€™s even the joke???? โ€œHahahaha hey guys the movie sucks but I pretend itโ€™s goodโ€???? THATS NOT EVEN A FUCKING JOKE. Holy shit my dick is going to fall out of its foreskin if I have to hear, โ€œhehe itโ€™s morbin timeโ€ ONE MORE TIME. Not only is it NOT funny, IT DOESNT EVEN MAKE SENSE. THE POWER RANGERS HAVENT BEEN RELEVANT IN DECADES. MORBIUS SUCKS THE MOVIE IS COMPLETE TRASH AND IM ASHAMED TO HAVE SPENT MONEY ON IT. You knowโ€ฆ. I never would have seen the movie without all of these โ€œmemesโ€(unfunny shitposts). I would have been a MUCH HAPPIER PERSON. So fuck your โ€œMORBIUSโ€ your โ€œmighty morbin more morbs morbidly MORBIUS BULLSHITโ€ NO ONE CARES, YOU ARENT FUNNY. Does not a singular human being have any independent thought anymore???? โ€œMorb morb morb morbโ€ youโ€™re like a BUNCH OF SEAGULLS. SEA GULLS. What the FUCK does โ€œmorbinโ€ even mean????? ITS NOT A WORD. ITS JUST GOBBLE GOOP. I feel like I am the last truly sentient human being on earth. IM BEING DRIVEN TO THE BRINK OF INSANITY. PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD. TAKE YOUR MORBIUS BULLSHIT, SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS, AND GO OUTSIDE. Maybe if you went outside you could get โ€œmorbโ€ bitches on your dick??!!! YOU LIKE THAT, YOU SEE WHAT YOUVE REDUCED ME INTO. I am a shell of a man and all of you collectively are to blame.This meme has spread like a debilitating illness AND I CANT GET AWAY FROM IT. THE FALL OF WESTERN SOCIETY IS HERE AND THIS COMPLETE UNFUNNY DRIBBLE OF A MEME IS PART OF THE PROBLEM. WHAT THE FUCK DOES โ€œgETtiNg MoRBedโ€ EVEN MEAN. it makes ZERO SENSE. ITS JUST GIBBERISH. FUCKING GIBB ER ISH. ITS NOT FUNNY. Saying โ€œmorbโ€ LIKE ITS ITS OWN PUNCHLINE IS NOT COMEDY. IT IS COMEDIC AND CULTURAL DEGRADATION. Are we really so stunted as a generation that even the mention of any word that starts with m-o-r-b is FUNNY??? IN WHAT FUCKING UNIVERSE. Is it funny because it isnโ€™t funny because praising something bad is now good??????? HOW MANY LAYERS OF IRONY DO WE NEED. HOW FAR DOES THE RABBIT HOLE GO. This website has stripped me of EVERY LAST BRAINCELL. GOING ON REDDIT FEELS LIKE IM GETTING A SUPER HERO INDUCED LOBOTOMY. I hate MORBIUS. I HATE IT. I know Iโ€™m just going to get FLOODED WITH โ€œget morbed, this guy got morbed, what morb does to a manโ€ HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHQHQHAHAHAHAHAHWHHSHWBSQIISHWINSIQKSBDD SSSSOOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNNNNNNNYYYYYYY AGAGAGGAGHHHHHHHHH
July 2022

Morbius

You guess it right, its Michael Santana

twitchquotes: my hairs too long, ResidentSleeper but not my bananna, ResidentSleeper you guessed it right, ResidentSleeper its michael santana ResidentSleeper
twitch chat
July 2017
imaqtpie

League of Legends

Where me your CTRL+V

twitchquotes: whisper me your CTRL+V no cheating VoHiYo whisper me your CTRL+V no cheating VoHiYo whisper me your CTRL+V no cheating VoHiYo whisper me your CTRL+V no cheating VoHiYo
twitch chat
February 2016
strifecro

I've noticed that your reddit avatar is not wearing a hijab

Sister. I've noticed that your reddit avatar is not wearing a hijab. When you wear a hijab, you are obeying the commands of Allah, and you can expect great rewards in return. It is Allah's protection of your natural beauty. You are too precious to be "on display" for each man to see. It is Allah's preservation of your chastity. Allah purifies your heart and mind through the hijab. Allah raises your dignity through the hijab. When a strange man looks at you, he respects you because he sees that you respect yourself. And this applies to your reddit avatar as well.
July 2021

Reddit

I used to be a real ad

Discord made me racist

Last time when I was 9 years old, my 29 years old roblox friend told me to download an app called discord. So after using discord for 3 years, I found multiple racist servers that I joined. They all send nazi and geroge floyd. They say n word and shit and now I say the n word too. I think saying n word is so funny. I say heil hitler too ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ Everytime I post gore, me and the boys canโ€™t stop laughing. We jack off to fortnite sex too. I am now racist and a nazi ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
June 2021

Discord

John Xina needs your credit card info

๐Ÿšจ๐ŸšจCALLING ALL TENCENT GAMERS๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿšจ JOHN XINA ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐ŸฆLOST HIS SOCIAL CREDIT ๐Ÿคฏ ๐ŸคญAND NEEDS YOUR HELP TO GET IT BACK ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ ALL HE NEEDS IS THE 1๏ธโƒฃ2๏ธโƒฃ DIGITS ON YOUR SOCIAL CREDIT CARD ๐Ÿ’ณ ALONG WITH THE EXPIRATION DATE ๐Ÿ“… AND THOSE 3๏ธโƒฃ WACKY DIGITS ON THE BACK ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿฆ
November 2021

Nice hack QVC!

twitchquotes: Nice hack QVC! We all know you are hacking there is no way you would be able to guess all this! Thanks for everything im unfollowing. I hope you mommy never bakes you cookies again. 5up 4 life! HAHA ZOOMERS MALDING!
twitch chat
November 2020
xQcOW

Among Us / Amogus

GIDDY UP SEXMAS

December 2023

Holiday Emoji

Emoji Pasta

Christmas

I used to be a real ad

LS, aka "Low Standards"

twitchquotes: LS, aka "Low Standards", is a commentator for the LCK that is often ridiculed for his annoying personality and questionable game knowledge. He is specifically known for his Annie and Tahm โ€œThomasโ€ Kench two-trick-pony in low platinum solo-queue..
twitch chat
July 2019
imls

League of Legends

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