My teacher was showing us a video and the narrator was some Indian guy with a heavy accent. My friend was smiling and I smiled back. The teacher caught us and told us not to make fun of people's accents. I did genuinely felt sorry so I tried to be serious. Then my mind started thinking about dumb shit and I was trying to not laugh. I told myself to be serious then my mind fucking thinks "amogus". I couldn't hold it in anymore and laughed loud enough to get everyone's attention. Now everyone thinks I was laughing at the Indian guy and that I'm racist.
I used to be a real ad
More Among Us / Amogus Copypastas
amogus is NOT funny
Oh so you said "AMOGUS". you think that's funny? well listen here you idiot, amogus is not funny. there is nothing funny about saying amogus. it just shows how braindead you are that a single misspelled word is what constitutes as humor for you. it is so dumb how you think that replying amogus to me makes you some sort of comedic genius. among us, is a DEAD game, and amogus is a STUPID meme. nobody cares about amogus, so stop sending stupid copypastas or making amogus jokes. you dont look funny, you look like an idiot, and dont make this into some stupid ironic copypasta ok?
Among Us / Amogus
Among Us pick up lines
Thankful to have you as a crewmateā¦ but do you want to add a letter and become screwmates instead?
Hey, are you one of my tasks? Because I really want to do you.
Hey, are you a vent? Because Iām the imposter and Iād love to come in you.
I have a lot of tasks to complete still, but Iād love to do you first.
Hey, call me the MedBayā¦ because Iād love to scan your body.
Figuring out the imposter is hardā¦. but Iāve got something harder.
Iām jealous of your hatā¦ Because it gets to be on you.
Hey are you busy later? Because Iād love to explore your lower engine.
Hey, youāre done your tasks right? Wanna come explore my cockpit then?
If youāre the imposter, Iād love to be the ventā¦ That way you can come inside me whenever you want.
Damn, I wish you were a taskā¦ Because Iād have no problem doing you and over and over.
Hey did you just kill me? Because Iāve got a big bone sticking out nowā¦
Among Us / Amogus
Imposter broke into my house!
So yesterday I was eating with my family when all of a sudden a ācrew mateā broke in through the front door. He had a ski mask on and a gun which was sus, but he a good skin. My father told us all to hide so we donāt get killed by the obvious imposter. I could see him from my hiding spot under the table and he looked sus. So I told my dad āDAD YOU THINK HE IS THE IMPOSTER? HE IS SUS!ā I yelled as loud as I could. The imposter found us hiding and shot my father five times. The imposter was so dumb, who kills someone in front of crew mates? I ran to call the emergency meeting by grabbing my phone off the table when I heard my mother get shot and scream for me. Lol she was so bad at among us. My teammates sucked and were dying to the worst Imposter. So I called the emergency meeting and for some reason a S.W.A.T team rammed down the door and killed the imposter. Lol thatās not how the game goes, I think they were hacking.
Among Us / Amogus
EPICLY TROLLING MY CLASS WITH AMONG US!!!!
So today I trolled my class with Among Us in an epic way. We were doing a test and were putting numbers into the computer to log into the test. It reminded me of Among Us so I shouted, "IS THAT AN AMONG US REFERENCE?!?!" I then pointed at the kid next to me, who was wearing a red shirt, and yelled, "RED SUS! 
SUS! VOTE OUT HE'S SUS!" The teacher tried to pull me out of the classroom but I stabbed him with a pencil epic John Wick style! I proceeded to scream, "DEAD BODY REPORTED!" Then they EXPELLED me and it was kind of sus the way they did it. On my way out of the school I saw a vent so I grabbed the nearest kid and shoved him into the vent! I cracked his skull but it was just a joke so it's okay.
My therapy starts tomorrow
SUS! VOTE OUT HE'S SUS!" The teacher tried to pull me out of the classroom but I stabbed him with a pencil epic John Wick style! I proceeded to scream, "DEAD BODY REPORTED!" Then they EXPELLED me and it was kind of sus the way they did it. On my way out of the school I saw a vent so I grabbed the nearest kid and shoved him into the vent! I cracked his skull but it was just a joke so it's okay.
My therapy starts tomorrow
Among Us / Amogus
Discord user cracks after seeing the word āsusā
oh my god
among us isnt FUCKING FUNNY ANYMORE
ITS BEEN MONTHS
MONTHS
IM SICK OF THIS SHIT
JUST FIND SOMETHING ELSE PEOPLE OH MY GOD
EVERYTHING ABOUT AMONG US IS UNCOOL
LITERALLY EVERYTHING
IT SCREAMS āIM A VIRGINā
AND GODDAMNIT THAT WHEN THE IMPOSTER IS SUS SHITB
ITS NOT FUNNY
ITS A DUDE ON METH
WHY DO PEOPLE LAUGH AT THIS
LIKE WHAT THE HELL BRO
PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
HOLY SHIT HUMANITY IS FUCKed
THIS IS AN ABSOLUTE ALL TIME LOW
OH MY FYCKING LOOORDDD DUDE
@everyone STOP MAKING AMONG US JOKES
ITS NOT FUCKING FUNNY
holy shit
fuck anybody who finds among us funny
im done with this shit