[Copypasta] I like the chat clean of copypasta messages

twitchquotes: I like the fact that this chat doesn't create extremely long copy pasta messages that nobody wants to read. Mods really do a good job making sure that chat is clear of any senseless spam that distracts from the actual content put out by the talented streamer.
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January 2020
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I'm shaking. I'm fucking shaking (Nolan Grayson)

I'm shaking. I'm fucking shaking. I never wanted to breed with anyone more than I want to with Nolan Grayson. That perfect, shredded body. The perfectly trimmed mustache. The planet conquering skills of a literal god. It honestly fucking hurts knowing that I'll never mate with him, have him pass his genes through me, and have me birth a set of perfect offspring. I'd do fucking ANYTHING for the chance for Nolan Grayson to get me pregnant. A N Y T H I N G. And the fact that I can't is quite honestly too much to fucking bear. Why would Robert Kirkman create something so perfect? To fucking tantalize us? Fucking laugh in our faces?! Honestly, I just fucking can't anymore. Fuck.
June 2021

Kirby with gun

โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–„โ”€ โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–„โ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€ โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–„โ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–„โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–‘โ–‘ โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–€โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–€โ–ˆโ–‘ โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–„โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ”€โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ”€โ–ˆโ–‘ โ”€โ–„โ–ˆโ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ”€โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ”€โ–ˆโ–‘ โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–ˆโ–€โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘ โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘ โ–’โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–’โ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–€โ–ˆโ–„โ–‘โ–ˆโ–“โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–“โ–ˆโ–‘ โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–“โ–ˆโ–‘ โ–’โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–’โ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–€โ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–€โ–‘ โ–„โ–’โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–’โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–€โ–„โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–€โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘ โ–ˆโ–’โ–€โ–€โ–’โ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘ โ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ”€โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–€โ–„โ–“โ–“โ–„โ–„โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆโ–“โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–„โ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆโ–“โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–€โ–„โ–ˆโ–“โ–ˆโ–„โ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–ˆโ–„โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ”€โ–„โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–„โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–„โ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘
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October 2018

Old WeirdChamp

โกˆโ ‰โฃธโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃ›โฃ›โฃ›โฃ›โฃฉโฃญโฃญโฃญโฃญโฃญโฃญโฃญโฃญโฃญโฃตโขธโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโก†โก€ โ „โข€โฃคโ ›โข›โกฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃญโฃญโฃฅโฃพโฃฏโฃญโฃญโฃฝโฃ‡โขปโฃฟโขปโฃฟโก‡ โ „โ ˆโ โกโก„โ ‹โ ‰โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โกˆโ ‰โ ปโขฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ฟโ ›โฃปโก›โ ซโ ฟโ ฟโ ฟโ ฟโ ธโข‹โฃฟโขŸโก‡ โ „โ  โก†โก‡โ ˆโข โฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโก‚โ „โ ›โ ƒโ „โฃโกŸโ “โ „โ „โฃ€โฃ€โฃ โฃคโฃ€โ ‰โฃผโก‡ โ †โ „โฃญโ โ ฑโขโก‹โ  โ „โ „โขดโฃ’โฃ‰โฃ€โก€โฃ“โฃถโฃถโ †โ „โ ˜โ ‹โ ‰โ ›โ ปโขฟโฃฟโ „โฃฟโก‡ โก”โ „โฃฟโฃฟโก‡โข™โฃ›โฃ’โ ’โข’โฃŠโฃฉโฃฉโฃฟโก‡โขธโฃฟโฃฟโขธโกทโฃฒโฃพโฃ…โ ’โขโฃ โฃโฃคโ ฟโ ‡ โ „โข€โ Ÿโขปโฃฟโฃตโฃฆโฃคโฃฌโฃคโฃคโฃดโฃฟโ ‹โ „โฃผโฃฟโฃฟโ ˆโขฐโฃ„โ šโ ’โ คโ คโข”โฃปโฃฟโก’โ „ โ „โ ˆโ „โฃพโขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโ ฟโฃ›โฃ€โ „โฃพโฃฟโฃฟโก‡โ ธโขฟโฃฟโฃถโฃถโฃฎโฃโฃโ „โก†โ „ โ „โ „โฃฆโข›โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโ ›โฃโ šโ ฟโฃฟโข โ ฟโฃฟโฃฟโก‡โขธโก†โ ™โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃดโกทโ „ โก†โ „โ „โ ฐโกซโ โ ทโ ‹โข€โฃพโขฟโกณโฃ€โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โฃธโฃฆโก™โ ŸโฃฟโฃŸโฃฟโกโขƒโฃฐ โก‡โ „โ „โ „โ ˆโขโ „โกถโ Šโฃ‡โกˆโฃฅโฃญโฃฝโก†โ „โ „โ ฒโฃคโฃˆโข‹โกฟโฃทโ „โขฑโ –โ ›โขฑโฃผโฃฟ โฃงโ „โ „โ „โข โฃฟโก€โ „โ „โ „โ šโ ‰โ ญโ ญโ โ ปโ ฏโกญโ ญโฃŸโกณโ †โฃฟโก‡โฃผโ บโ ฑโ ˆโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโ „โ „โฃตโกˆโฃนโกทโฃถโฃถโฃถโฃถโฃคโฃ€โฃ’โฃ–โฃ’โก’โ ’โฃ’โข โฃถโฃฆโก‰โฃถโก—โขฑโ ‡โฃผโฃฟโฃฟ โกฟโข โ „โ ˜โขฃโ ˆโ „โขปโฃฌโก˜โ ‹โ ‰โ „โ „โ „โ ‰โ ‰โ Šโ „โ šโ โฃโฃตโ ›โ โขŠโฃคโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃทโขนโฃงโ „โ ˆโขƒโ „โ „โ ˜โข›โฃทโฃคโฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃคโฃฌโขนโ Ÿโขฟโ „โข€โฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ
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What in Davy Jonesโ€™ locker did ye just bark at me?

twitchquotes: What in Davy Jonesโ€™ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? Iโ€™ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and Iโ€™ve led numerous raids on fishing villages.
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Kripp

Super dong to the rescue

twitchquotes: โ”€=โ‰กฮฃ((( ใคโ—•ู„อœโ—•)ใค sแดœแด˜แด‡ส€ แด…แดษดษข to the rescue
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