[Copypasta] I like the chat clean of copypasta messages

twitchquotes: I like the fact that this chat doesn't create extremely long copy pasta messages that nobody wants to read. Mods really do a good job making sure that chat is clear of any senseless spam that distracts from the actual content put out by the talented streamer.
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January 2020
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Overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer

twitchquotes: ( อ ยฐ อŸส– อกยฐ) OVERCONFIDENCE IS A SLOW AND INSIDIOUS KILLER ( อ ยฐ อŸส– อกยฐ)
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July 2015

Classic

I hate MORBIUS. I HATE IT

Oh for the love of God. Enough with the MORBIUS. Whatโ€™s even the joke???? โ€œHahahaha hey guys the movie sucks but I pretend itโ€™s goodโ€???? THATS NOT EVEN A FUCKING JOKE. Holy shit my dick is going to fall out of its foreskin if I have to hear, โ€œhehe itโ€™s morbin timeโ€ ONE MORE TIME. Not only is it NOT funny, IT DOESNT EVEN MAKE SENSE. THE POWER RANGERS HAVENT BEEN RELEVANT IN DECADES. MORBIUS SUCKS THE MOVIE IS COMPLETE TRASH AND IM ASHAMED TO HAVE SPENT MONEY ON IT. You knowโ€ฆ. I never would have seen the movie without all of these โ€œmemesโ€(unfunny shitposts). I would have been a MUCH HAPPIER PERSON. So fuck your โ€œMORBIUSโ€ your โ€œmighty morbin more morbs morbidly MORBIUS BULLSHITโ€ NO ONE CARES, YOU ARENT FUNNY. Does not a singular human being have any independent thought anymore???? โ€œMorb morb morb morbโ€ youโ€™re like a BUNCH OF SEAGULLS. SEA GULLS. What the FUCK does โ€œmorbinโ€ even mean????? ITS NOT A WORD. ITS JUST GOBBLE GOOP. I feel like I am the last truly sentient human being on earth. IM BEING DRIVEN TO THE BRINK OF INSANITY. PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD. TAKE YOUR MORBIUS BULLSHIT, SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS, AND GO OUTSIDE. Maybe if you went outside you could get โ€œmorbโ€ bitches on your dick??!!! YOU LIKE THAT, YOU SEE WHAT YOUVE REDUCED ME INTO. I am a shell of a man and all of you collectively are to blame.This meme has spread like a debilitating illness AND I CANT GET AWAY FROM IT. THE FALL OF WESTERN SOCIETY IS HERE AND THIS COMPLETE UNFUNNY DRIBBLE OF A MEME IS PART OF THE PROBLEM. WHAT THE FUCK DOES โ€œgETtiNg MoRBedโ€ EVEN MEAN. it makes ZERO SENSE. ITS JUST GIBBERISH. FUCKING GIBB ER ISH. ITS NOT FUNNY. Saying โ€œmorbโ€ LIKE ITS ITS OWN PUNCHLINE IS NOT COMEDY. IT IS COMEDIC AND CULTURAL DEGRADATION. Are we really so stunted as a generation that even the mention of any word that starts with m-o-r-b is FUNNY??? IN WHAT FUCKING UNIVERSE. Is it funny because it isnโ€™t funny because praising something bad is now good??????? HOW MANY LAYERS OF IRONY DO WE NEED. HOW FAR DOES THE RABBIT HOLE GO. This website has stripped me of EVERY LAST BRAINCELL. GOING ON REDDIT FEELS LIKE IM GETTING A SUPER HERO INDUCED LOBOTOMY. I hate MORBIUS. I HATE IT. I know Iโ€™m just going to get FLOODED WITH โ€œget morbed, this guy got morbed, what morb does to a manโ€ HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHQHQHAHAHAHAHAHWHHSHWBSQIISHWINSIQKSBDD SSSSOOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNNNNNNNYYYYYYY AGAGAGGAGHHHHHHHHH
July 2022

Morbius

These aren't the dongs you're looking for

twitchquotes: เผผ ยบู„อŸยบเผผ ยบู„อŸยบ เผฝ ใƒฝ( อกยฐโ•ญอœส–โ•ฎอกยฐ )๏พ‰ These aren't the dongs you're looking for (โ–€ฬฟฤนฬฏโ–€ฬฟ ฬฟ)(โ–€ฬฟฤนฬฏโ–€ฬฟ ฬฟ)
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December 2014
Forsen

Fulfill your wish, spam this fish

twitchquotes: SabaPing FULFILL SabaPing YOUR SabaPing WISH SabaPing BY SabaPing SPAMMING SabaPing THIS SabaPing FISH SabaPing
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November 2017

Rhyme Chant

Mario head

July 2019

NSFW

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