[Copypasta] I like the chat clean of copypasta messages

twitchquotes: I like the fact that this chat doesn't create extremely long copy pasta messages that nobody wants to read. Mods really do a good job making sure that chat is clear of any senseless spam that distracts from the actual content put out by the talented streamer.
twitch chat
January 2020
(β–€ΜΏΔΉΜ―β”œβ”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄ Psst... kid, you wanna disable adblock?
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I'm not gay but I want to live with Kanye West

I want to live in a log cabin in the woods with Kanye. We won't ever have sex, but there will be a simmering erotic undercurrent as I stand in the kitchen window watching him tighten his ass as he chops wood, shirtless, sweat pouring off his body. I'll run upstairs and masturbate, the entire time forcing myself to think of women while my thoughts drift back to Kanye. I won't be able to climax and I'll eventually go back downstairs, angry. Sometimes we will look across the table and catch each other's eyes, and in that second, anything is possible, but we both deny ourselves and go back to what we were doing. One day one of us will die, and the other will bury him outside the log cabin. Then they'll go inside, pen a brief missive to their departed friend, and commit suicide, never able to deal with life without their one true platonic love.
August 2021

Kanye West

Grand Widow Faerlina needs a new succubus

twitchquotes: Hi Kripp it's οΌ§ο½’ο½ο½Žο½„ Widow οΌ¦ο½ο½…ο½’ο½Œο½‰ο½Žο½οΌŽ οΌ© ο½Žο½…ο½…ο½„ a ο½Žο½…ο½— succubus to ο½Œο½…ο½ο½„ my ο½ο½ƒο½ο½Œο½™ο½”ο½…ο½“ ο½ο½Žο½„ οΌ© was ο½—ο½ο½Žο½„ο½…ο½’ο½‰ο½Žο½‡ if οΌ²ο½ο½Žο½‰ο½ ο½—ο½ο½•ο½Œο½„ be ο½‰ο½Žο½”ο½…ο½’ο½…ο½“ο½”ο½…ο½„οΌŸ οΌ© ο½ˆο½…ο½ο½’ο½„ ο½“ο½ˆο½… is an ο½ο½ο½ο½šο½‰ο½Žο½‡ ο½“ο½•ο½ƒο½ƒο½•ο½‚ο½•ο½“οΌŽ οΌ΄ο½ˆο½ο½Žο½‹ο½“ for ο½ο½“ο½‹ο½‰ο½Žο½‡οΌ οΌ«ο½Žο½…ο½…ο½Œο½…ο½’ο½‰ο½Žο½ before me ο½—ο½ο½’ο½ο½…ο½’ο½‰ο½Žο½οΌ
twitch chat
July 2014
Kripp

Lenny face centipede

β•šβ•( Ν‘Β° ΝœΚ– Ν‘Β°)═╝ β•šβ•(β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ)═╝ β•šβ•(β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ)═╝ .β•šβ•(β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ)═╝ ..β•šβ•(β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ)═╝ β€¦β•šβ•(β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ)═╝ β€¦β•šβ•(β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ)═╝ ..β•šβ•(β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ)═╝ .β•šβ•(β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ)═╝ β•šβ•(β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ)═╝ .β•šβ•(β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ)═╝ ..β•šβ•(β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ)═╝ β€¦β•šβ•(β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ)═╝ β€¦β•šβ•(β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ)═╝ …..β•š(β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ)╝ β€¦β€¦β•š(β–ˆβ–ˆ)╝ ………(β–ˆ) ……….*
December 2020

Guys this is not a C9

twitchquotes: Guys this is not a C9. They purposefully left the point knowing they wouldn't be able to win the fight. They simply left it to save their strength for the next round, as expected from a top tier team
twitch chat
May 2018
OverwatchLeague

Overwatch

You guess it right, its Michael Santana

twitchquotes: my hairs too long, ResidentSleeper but not my bananna, ResidentSleeper you guessed it right, ResidentSleeper its michael santana ResidentSleeper
twitch chat
July 2017
imaqtpie

League of Legends

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