[Copypasta] John Xina needs your credit card info

๐Ÿšจ๐ŸšจCALLING ALL TENCENT GAMERS๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿšจ JOHN XINA ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐ŸฆLOST HIS SOCIAL CREDIT ๐Ÿคฏ ๐ŸคญAND NEEDS YOUR HELP TO GET IT BACK ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ ALL HE NEEDS IS THE 1๏ธโƒฃ2๏ธโƒฃ DIGITS ON YOUR SOCIAL CREDIT CARD ๐Ÿ’ณ ALONG WITH THE EXPIRATION DATE ๐Ÿ“… AND THOSE 3๏ธโƒฃ WACKY DIGITS ON THE BACK ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿฆ
November 2021
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I think about Kripp when I touch my wiener

twitchquotes: ใƒฝ( อกยฐ อœส– อกยฐ)๏พ‰ Roses are red, Weed is greener, I think about Kripp, when I touch my wiener. ใƒฝ( อกยฐ อœส– อกยฐ)๏พ‰
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April 2014
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Just me and EA hanging out

twitchquotes: Just me and ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’•EA๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’ฐ, hanging out I wanted some Star Wars๐ŸŒŸ so I started to pout ๐Ÿ˜ž He asked if I was down โฌ‡for something yummy ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ† and I asked what and he said he'd give me his ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฆlooties!๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฐ Yeah! Yeah!๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’ฆ I earn them!๐Ÿ’ฆ I buy them!๐Ÿ’ฆ I purchase them whole๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฐ ๐Ÿ˜ It makes ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’˜EA๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ’ฐ ๐Ÿ˜Šhappy๐Ÿ˜Š so it's my only goal... ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ˜ซHarder EA! Harder EA! ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’• 1 lootie๐Ÿ’ฆ, 2 lootie๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ, 3 lootie๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ, 4๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ I'm ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’˜EA's๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ’ฐ ๐Ÿ‘‘Disney princess ๐Ÿ‘‘but I'm also a consumer whore! ๐Ÿ’Ÿ He makes me OP๐Ÿ’—!He makes me feel good๐Ÿ’œ! ๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ’˜He makes me feel everything a whale should!~ ๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ’˜ ๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’˜Wa-What!๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ‘‘๏ปฟ
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Brazilian No. 1 Futbol Player Eduardo Pasterinho

twitchquotes: Wแด‡สŸสŸ แดแด‡แด› Kส€ษชแด˜แด˜แด€ส€ษชแด€ษด! Iแด› ษชs I, Bส€แด€แดขษชสŸษชแด€ษด Nแด. 1 า“แดœแด›ส™แดสŸ แด˜สŸแด€สแด‡ส€ Eแด…แดœแด€ส€แด…แด Pแด€sแด›แด‡ส€ษชษดสœแด. Aา“แด›แด‡ส€ แดส แด›แด‡แด€แด ษขแดแด› แดกส€แด‡แด„แด‹แด‡แด… ส™ส แด›สœแด‡ Gแด‡ส€แดแด€ษด แด›ส€สสœแด€ส€แด…s, I า“แด‡แด€ส€ า“แดส€ แดส แดŠแดส™. PสŸs สœแด‡สŸแด˜ ส™ส แด…แดษดแด€แด›ษชษดษข sแด€สŸแด› แดส€ แด›แดแด˜แด…แด‡แด„แด‹ษชษดษข แดส sแด€สŸแด€ส€ส. PสŸs ษดแด แด„แดแด˜แด€ แด˜แด€sแด›แด‡ส€ษชษดสœแด
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I just screenshotted your NFT FAQ (Reddit)

I just screenshotted your NFT. You may be concerned about this. In case you are, please read the below: # FAQ: ## Why did you screenshot my NFT? I'm not going to tell you. ## Did you screenshot anybody else's NFTs? You could say I am screenshotting everybody's NFTs, but in the case I am telling you that I screenshotted your NFT. ## How are you screenshotting my NFTs? I screenshot when you post them on your profile. ## What are you planning to do with my NFTs? Have them all. ## What do I do about you screenshotting my NFTs? There's nothing you can do. ## When are you going to stop screenshotting my NFTs? You cannot escape me. ## Do I call the police? No. The authorities will not help you. ## What are the consequences of you screenshotting my NFTs? Be aware. ## What if I am ok with you screenshotting my NFTs? I will make sure youโ€™re not. If there are any more questions then please consult your NFT wallet by directly speaking to it. ## Summary: I am screenshotting your NFTs.
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Patrick Star - I am back

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