[Copypasta] John Xina needs your credit card info

๐Ÿšจ๐ŸšจCALLING ALL TENCENT GAMERS๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿšจ JOHN XINA ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐ŸฆLOST HIS SOCIAL CREDIT ๐Ÿคฏ ๐ŸคญAND NEEDS YOUR HELP TO GET IT BACK ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ ALL HE NEEDS IS THE 1๏ธโƒฃ2๏ธโƒฃ DIGITS ON YOUR SOCIAL CREDIT CARD ๐Ÿ’ณ ALONG WITH THE EXPIRATION DATE ๐Ÿ“… AND THOSE 3๏ธโƒฃ WACKY DIGITS ON THE BACK ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿฆ
November 2021
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Cinco de Mayo Emoji Pasta v3

Itโ€™s the end of May the Fourth 4๏ธโƒฃ ๐ŸŒŒ๐Ÿ˜ซ but that means the beginning of ๐ŸŽธ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿพ๐ŸŒตCincHOE de Mayo ๐ŸŽธ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿพ๐ŸŒต get ready to get your TACO eaten ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ’ฆ๐ŸŒฎ and gulp Papi's BURRITO ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐ŸŒฏ๐Ÿ’ฆ send this to 1๏ธโƒฃ0๏ธโƒฃ of your main ๐Ÿ’…๐ŸพPUTAS ๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿพwho need to be stuffed by a CHORIZO ๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿ’ฆ if you get 5๏ธโƒฃ back you're a border hopping ๐Ÿ’๐ŸฝCHOLA ๐Ÿ’๐ŸฝIf you get 1๏ธโƒฃ0๏ธโƒฃ back you're a ๐Ÿ’š Green card HOE๐Ÿ’š If you get 1๏ธโƒฃ5๏ธโƒฃ back you're the๐Ÿ’ƒ๐ŸฝTelenovela main BITCH ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿฝ If you get 0๏ธโƒฃ back you're getting deported by Trump! ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿšง๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Have a happy CincHOE de Mayo and don't let la Migra get you!!
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Pikachu

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March 2021

You Fell Off + Ratio

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May 2022

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Middle finger v3

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