๐จ๐จCALLING ALL TENCENT GAMERS๐จ๐จ JOHN XINA ๐จ๐ณ๐ฆLOST HIS SOCIAL CREDIT ๐คฏ ๐คญAND NEEDS YOUR HELP TO GET IT BACK ๐๐๐จ๐ณ ALL HE NEEDS IS THE 1๏ธโฃ2๏ธโฃ DIGITS ON YOUR SOCIAL CREDIT CARD ๐ณ ALONG WITH THE EXPIRATION DATE ๐
AND THOSE 3๏ธโฃ WACKY DIGITS ON THE BACK ๐จ๐ณ๐จ๐ณ๐จ๐ณ๐ฆ
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