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Kripp finally picks Pogo

twitchquotes: Dear Mr. Kripparian, thank you so much for finally picking Pogo! Ever since you picked Pogo, his grades have gone up, he finally got a girlfriend, and he's stopped masturbating all day in his bedroom. I was certain my little Pogo was going to end up a lifeless virgin loser for his entire life, but your kind actions have put Pogo on a path for success. Thank you, thank you, you have my sincerest gratitude. Much love, Pogo's mom.

twitch chat

June 2020

Kripp

Hearthstone

3Head You have entered BREXIT

twitchquotes: ———————————————————————— 🇬🇧 3Head You have entered BREXIT. Type 3Head to become a citizen. ————————————————————————

twitch chat

August 2019

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Trump Biden fanfic

Trump wins the election by one vote. He tries to find out who the last vote was. It was Biden. He then says to Biden “after all this you still voted for me?” Trump then changes his vote to Biden which then makes it a tie. They both get very emotional. Biden then leans in and makes out with trump on national television. They run away and live the rest of their lives together. Which leaves Kanye west as the 46th president of the United States.

November 2020

2020 US Election

Tyler1 6 foot 5

twitchquotes: @loltyler1 hi man it was cool to meet you in Las Vegas. I had to get my drivers license update from 6 foot 1 to 7 foot 1 after meeting you because you’re 6 foot 5 and I didn’t realize I had my height so wrong. Again thanks for chatting, it was cool to meet you

twitch chat

December 2018

Tyler1

Patient #69 Thijs

twitchquotes: Day 63: Patient #69 still calls himself "Thijs" and thinks he live in Netherlands. Almost every day he plays a children's magic poker game and talks to the screen, every day he must take a pill but he calls it "T-time". Our doctors will continue monitoring #69.

twitch chat

January 2019

Thijs

Hearthstone

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The whole twitch chat "sub-culture" is strange to me

twitchquotes: The whole twitch chat "sub-culture" is so... strange to me. I put on a streamer and the chat is just animated emojis of pepes and some random guy laughing, almost no actual conversation. And that's after installing the damn extension to see those things. Before it was just a constant barrage of "LUL pepega ezclap" and I had no clue what the fuck was going on, or what a monkAS was...

twitch chat

January 2019

I miss Julio the donkey

twitchquotes: Hello, my name its Juan Pastas Copyrino. Sorry my england. Last week donkey Julio died outside of the house. I loved Julio. Every day we ride to work together. I also spoke donkey language better than my england. Julio and me always talked for hours about business and the political situation here. But now Julio is in donkey heaven. I miss him

twitch chat

August 2015

Kripp

I want to be Kripp's knee

twitchquotes: ＷｈｅｎＩｓｅｅＫｒｉｐｐ＇ｓｋｎｅｅ，Ｉｗａｎｔｔｏｌｉｃｋｔｈｅｋｎｅｅ．Ｉｗａｎｔｔｏｌｉｖｅｉｎｔｈｅｋｎｅｅ．Ｉｗａｎｔｔｏｂｅｔｈｅｋｎｅｅ．Ｉｗａｎｔｔｏｂｅｔｈｅｋｎｅｅｆｒｅｅ．Ｐｌｅａｓｅｎｏｃｏｐｙｐａｓｔｅｒｉｎｏｄｏｎｇｅｒｉｎｏｐｏｏｐｅｒｉｎｏ．

twitch chat

March 2014

Kripp

乇乂ㄒ尺卂丂山口乚口

twitchquotes: In japan we don't say 'I love Star Wars' we say 乇乂ㄒ尺卂丂山口乚口 which doesn't mean anything it just spells out 'I wanna fuck Ben Swolo' in japanese symbols.

twitch chat

January 2018

TL aka Laughingstock

twitchquotes: TL, aka "Total Laughingstock," is a team that plays for Riot Games' Minor League that is often ridiculed for its disappointing international performances. It is specifically known for fielding expensive lineups to be dumpstered by Native Eu Talent.

twitch chat

August 2019

Riot Games

League of Legends

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President's Day Emoji Pasta

🎉HAPPY🥳PRESIDICKS🍆😫DAY😛💦2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣ years ⏱ago 🗓our 👏👏fav😍pounding🧈👊🏻😘 father 👴🏻🍆💦and😌main🥺💯bitch💁‍♀️🤭WHOREge😎WashingSLUT🥳💅🍾came💦💦into👉👌this🌎WORLD🌍to ✌️becum💦 🤫the🇺🇸1ST🇺🇸presiDICK😢🍆🤞of👏🥳the💅United🇺🇸Sluts👙Of🤭America🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈send📧📲this➡️to 🔟of😉the😩sluttiest🍑💦💦patriots🔞👙🇺🇸you👇know🤗if you get 🔟 back😏😏you’re👏invited to the ✍️📝constitutional 📝✍️COCKus🍆💦 if you get 5️⃣ back 🤭🤣💁‍♀️ you’re a Mt. Rushmore 🗻👨🏻‍🦳WHORE🍆🍑👙💦if you 👤get 0️⃣ back 💔😹no 🚫 presidick🍆💦 for 🤭you 😭👨🏻‍🦳🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

March 2022

Emoji Pasta

Holiday Emoji

Holiday

Roll up thy sleeves and assume position for fisticuffs

twitchquotes: (ง╭ರ_•́)ง Roll up thy sleeves and assume position for fisticuffs, foul Moderinos (ง╭ರ_•́)ง

twitch chat

August 2015

Reynad

Spam so I may stay warm

twitchquotes: Hello chat. My home is very cold and I do not know if I will make it through the night. Whenever the chat spams, my old laptop heats up very quickly. It is the only thing keeping me alive. Please chat, spam as much as possible so I may stay warm and survive the frigid night.

twitch chat

June 2019

Fantastic AoE2 player

twitchquotes: "Streamer's name" is a fantastic player, he only needs to work on his scoutings, build orders, strategy choices, eco management, army compositions, control groupings, unit splits, xbow dances, mangonel attack grounds, monk micros, knights surroundings, galley fights, laming, clicking precision, building placements, not getting housed, map bans and civ choices.

twitch chat

July 2020

Age of Empires II

Twitch chat is so retarded

twitchquotes: Twitch chat is so retarded they are like parrots they copy paste everything

twitch chat

November 2014

I hate Twitch Chat

I used to be a real ad

I AM OCTOSARI

twitchquotes: I AM OCTOSARI Squid4

YOU PLAY ME IN TURN 8 Squid4

I HAVE 8 ATTACK Squid4

I HAVE 8 HEALTH Squid4

I DRAW 8 CARDS Squid4

I HAVE 8 TENTACLES Squid4

MY NAME HAS 8 LETTERS Squid4

AND THERE ARE 8 TENTACLES IN THIS MESSAGE Squid4

twitch chat

August 2019

Hearthstone

A ghosty is a poorly trained stream sniper

twitchquotes: G H O S T Y : A ghosty is a poorly trained stream sniper that uses picture frames to maintain close visual contact with the enemy and engage targets from concealed positions or distances exceeding the detection capabilities of their opponent

twitch chat

February 2015

Reynad

Lazy SCP writers be like

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April 2021

Roses are red, I'm flexing today

twitchquotes: 💪 😂 roses are red 💪 😂 violets are blue 💪 😂 i'm flexing today 💪 😂 why aren't you?? 💪 😂

twitch chat

September 2017

I used to be a real ad

"kappa this, kappa that" Does it ever stop?

twitchquotes: "kappa this, kappa that" Does it ever stop? When will this stuff stop being HILARIOUS to people? I mean seriously is there no originality left on this world? Are we all just monkey see monkey do? I don't know about you guys but I'm sick of every time I look up a game, or a forum post, anything really I have to scroll past like 50 of these.

twitch chat

August 2017

Kripp finally picks Pogo

Hearthstone

3Head You have entered BREXIT

Trump Biden fanfic

2020 US Election

Tyler1 6 foot 5

Patient #69 Thijs

Hearthstone

The whole twitch chat "sub-culture" is strange to me

I miss Julio the donkey

I want to be Kripp's knee

乇乂ㄒ尺卂 丂山口乚口

TL aka Laughingstock

League of Legends

President's Day Emoji Pasta

Emoji Pasta

Holiday Emoji

Holiday

Roll up thy sleeves and assume position for fisticuffs

Spam so I may stay warm

Fantastic AoE2 player

Age of Empires II

Twitch chat is so retarded

I hate Twitch Chat

I AM OCTOSARI

Hearthstone

A ghosty is a poorly trained stream sniper

Lazy SCP writers be like

Roses are red, I'm flexing today

"kappa this, kappa that" Does it ever stop?

I hate Twitch Chat

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