[Copypasta] What if TF2 injuries were more realistic?

Just imagine: You are playing 2fort as RED team and pick heavy, you get out of spawn when suddenly a Pyro with the Homewrecker hits you square on the head. Your Heavy falls down and makes a weird snoring sound and has a nasty gash in his head with clear fluid running out of his ears. Then for like 30 minutes the screen goes black and you hear Heavy being transported into an ambulance. After the 30 mins Heavy opens his eyes a little. It looks like hes in the ICU and is currently getting artificially ventilated. Then the screen goes black again for 3 days until Heavy opens his eyes a little to see a woman, presumably heavys wife, crying beside his bed. She says something but it seems like Heavy doesnt understand anything she is saying, only thing you clearly make out is "permanent brain damage" and how sorry she is for never talking you out of your Mercenary profession. Then the screen goes black for another 5 months with some short times of conciousness inbetween until you see the same woman with 2 kids talking to your doctor in the ICU. All you can make out is that they decided to end your suffering and pull the plug. The last thing you see is heavys eyes closing, until you suddenly respawn in RED Spawn.
January 2021
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NA, aka "Not Advancing"

twitchquotes: NA, aka "Not Advancing" is a region known for their brief yearly appearance in the group stage of worlds, where they manage to disappoint despite having zero expectations
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zachary is no more. there is only cock

twitchquotes: sneaky's eyelids flutter open. on one side of his bed, his beloved, lynn. on the other side, his lover, meteos. he slowly awakens to his surroundings. "...cocks," he mutters as he walks to the bathroom. "cocks," he slurs as he brushes his teeth. "cocks," he says while in the shower, hands washing all over his body. "cocks," he says as he burns his food and decides to order postmates. sneaky's life is consumed by cocks. zachary is no more. there is only cock.
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July 2020
Sneaky

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May 2017

Classic

Reading 1984

โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃ โก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขฐโ คโ คโฃ„โฃ€โก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โฃพโฃŸโ ณโขฆโก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขธโ €โ €โ €โ €โ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ ’โฃฒโก„ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโก‡โก‡โกฑโ ฒโขคโฃ€โ €โ €โ €โขธโ €โ €โ €1984โ €โฃ โ ดโ Šโขนโ  โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˜โขปโ “โ €โ ‰โฃฅโฃ€โฃ โ žโ €โ €โ €โขธโ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โกดโ ‹โ €โ €โ €โขธโ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โฃ€โกพโฃ„โ €โ €โขณโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขธโข โก„โข€โกดโ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โกžโ € โ €โ €โ €โฃ โขŽโก‰โขฆโก€โ €โ €โกธโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โกผโฃฃโ งโกผโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข โ ‡โ € โ €โข€โก”โ โ €โ ™โ ขโขญโฃขโกšโขฃโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โฃ‡โ โขธโ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขธโ €โ € โ €โกžโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโขซโก‰โ €โ €โ €โ €โข โขฎโ ˆโกฆโ ‹โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃธโ €โ € โข€โ ‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ™โขฆโก€โฃ€โกดโ ƒโ €โกทโก‡โข€โกดโ ‹โ ‰โ ‰โ ™โ “โ ’โ ƒโ €โ € โขธโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโ โ €โ €โกผโ €โฃทโ ‹โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โกžโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃ„โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โกฐโ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โขงโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโ ฃโฃ€โ €โ €โกฐโ ‹โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €
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March 2021

Stop making fun of NA

twitchquotes: Stop making fun of NA, we are the second best wildcard this year and it took these players work and dedication to stand next to real teams from real regions. This is a step closer for NA to be recognized as the best wildcard region.
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May 2019
Riot Games

League of Legends

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