[Copypasta] Rania and her Puerto Rican lover in 2017

twitchquotes: The year is 2017 - Rania is playing hardstone while her puerto rican lover performs felatio on her. She queues into an UNKNOWN and instantly receives a message from the Kripp. "This is so unfair! It`s not my fault vegans can`t eat p*#sy! You have 30 minutes to come back home before I shoot myself and dex in the face with my vegan gun!" She aggressively slams the desk: "DAMN IT!". "Que se pasa amor" Antonio looks up perplexed, She replies: "Turn 1 go first zombie chow...".
twitch chat
August 2016
Kripp

Hearthstone

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Giant tropical Kripparians

twitchquotes: Giant tropical Kripparians share their territories with Hearthstone players. Despite never getting to legendary, he's a nimble player. As quick as lightning, just like the player he's killing, the Kripparian has two curved hollow fangs which inject paralyzing salt. Even pros aren't immune from an ambush. This Kripparian is an arena player.
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July 2015
Kripp

Hearthstone

ISIS threatens Kripp

twitchquotes: Ų„اŲ… ، Kripp ، Ų…ÛŒØąÛ’ ØŊŲˆØģØŠ ، اØģ ÚĐے اŲūŲ†Û’ Ų…Ų‚اŲ…ÛŒ ISIS ØĻاØĻ Øģے ہے . Ų…یښ Ų†Û’ حاŲ„ ہی Ų…یښ اŲūŲ†Û’ Ų…ÛŒØŊاŲ† ڈیÚĐ Ų…یښ ØĻŲ…ØĻØ§ØąŲˆÚš ÚĐی ÚĐŲ…ÛŒ Ų…Ø­ØģŲˆØģ ÚĐیا ہے . یہ ØĻاŲ„ÚĐŲ„ Ø­ØąØ§Ų… ہیښ اŲˆØą اŲ„Ų„ہ ÚĐی ØŠŲˆÛÛŒŲ† ہے . ØĒŲū ØŦŲ‚اŲØŠÛŒ ØŠŲ†ŲˆØđ ÚĐے ØĻØ§ØąÛ’ Ų…یښ ØģØĻ Øģے اŲˆŲūØą ŲūØąŲˆØ§Û ہے ØĒŲū ÚĐŲˆ ØĒŲū ÚĐے ڈیÚĐ ÚĐے ØģØĻ ØĒÚŊے ØĻڑÚūŲ†Û’ ÚĐے Ų„ØĶے اŲ† ÚĐØ§ØąÚˆØē ØīاŲ…Ų„ ÚĐØąÛŒÚš ÚŊے! ØŊŲˆØģØąÛŒ ØĩŲˆØąØŠ Ų…یښ ہŲ… ØĒŲū ÚĐŲˆ ÚĐچÚū "ÚŊÚūڑیŲˆÚš" ØĻÚūی؎Ų†Û’ ÚĐے Ų„ØĶے Ų…ØŽØĻŲˆØą ÚĐیا ؎اØĶے ÚŊا . Ų…یښ ØŠŲ…ہیښ ØŊÚūŲ…ÚĐی ÚŊے Ų„ÛŒÚĐŲ† یہ Ų…ÛŒØąÛŒ ØŪŲˆØĻØĩŲˆØąØŠ اŲˆŲ†Ųđ ÚĐی ØĻیŲˆÛŒ Øģے Ų…Ø­ØĻØŠ ÚĐØąŲ†Û’ ÚĐا ŲˆŲ‚ØŠ ہے . اŲ„ŲˆØŊاØđی ، Kripp
twitch chat
June 2016
Kripp

Kripp's salt

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November 2014
Kripp

This is our Chat mods

twitchquotes: (āļ‡ ͠° ͟ʖ ͥ°)āļ‡ THIS IS OUR CHAT MODS (āļ‡ ͠° ͟ʖ ͥ°)āļ‡ (āļ‡ â€ĒĖ€_â€ĒĖ)āļ‡ ʏáī‡áī€Ęœ ʙáī‡áī€áī› ÉŠáī›! (āļ‡ â€ĒĖ€_â€ĒĖ)āļ‡
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April 2014
Kripp

I'm Tanner jr. btw!

twitchquotes: Hi Kripp, I just turned 5 years old! My dad says I'm pretty good at this game at that I should watch your stream to learn how not to play bad. He says he stole your high school girlfriend. Oh yeah, I'm Tanner Jr. btw! Nice to meet you!
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May 2019
Kripp

Tanner from High School

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