[Copypasta] Please confirm Kappa is working

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March 2014
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I need the 2-3 police here right away

twitchquotes: β•°(”◕﹏◕”)぀ hello 2-3 police, i need you here right away, its an emergency β•°(”◕﹏◕”)぀
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February 2015
Kripp

Kripp and G2A

twitchquotes: "I won't do it." says Kripp."You guys are rotten scammers selling stolen keys." The G2A dealer stands in the corner, face obscured by the shadows. "Are you sure?" he says with a toothy grin. Kripp nods. The G2A dealer steps out of the shadow, and Kripp is shocked to see it is none other than Scamaz. "I give the order, and Rania and Pupparian die. I've already taken Cattarian as punishment. Now sign the deal." Kripp sobs as he signs, and hopes his viewers will one day understand his plight.
twitch chat
July 2016
Kripp

Cybrix and Head Chef of Dominos

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April 2014
Kripp

Meet the Engineer TF2

twitchquotes: Hey look buddy, I'm an engineer. That means I solve problems, not problems like "What is beauty?" Because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. I solve practical problems, for instance: how am I going to stop some mean mother Hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous be-hind? The answer, use a gun, and if that don't work... Use more gun. Take for instance this heavy caliber tripod mounted lil' old number designed by me, built by me, and you best hope... Not pointed at you.
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June 2019

You've been visited by Hellbear Smasher of fortune

twitchquotes: Κ• Ν‘Β·α΄₯ Ν‘Β· Κ” You've been visited by Hellbear Smasher of fortune. Clap your paws and copy paste this message 5 times without getting banned by mods and luck be with you for the next year Κ• Ν‘Β·α΄₯ Ν‘Β· Κ”
twitch chat
August 2014
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