[Copypasta] Octavian, this is Brian Weiss with Grinding Gear Games

twitchquotes: Octavian, this is Brian Weiss with Grinding Gear Games. We understand there was an issue with our last financial restructuring that inadvertently canceled the auto-pay into your account. We've gone ahead and rectified the issue, as well as forwarding an additional 10% as an apology. We look forward to your updated commentary regarding our latest content expansion for Path of Exile.
twitch chat
August 2017
Kripp

sellout

I used to be a real ad
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7 Flamestrikes

twitchquotes: Wait a minute . . . 7 Flamestrikes . . . Thats 49 mana . . . There's 49 confirmed illuminati members . . . This guy . . . He's illuminati . . .
twitch chat
October 2014
Kripp

When well met, my eye automatically go to the paladin

twitchquotes: ｗｈｅｎ　ｗｅｌｌ　ｍｅｔ，　ｍｙ　ｅｙｅ　ａｕｔｏｍａｔｉｃａｌｌｙ　ｇｏ　ｔｏ　ｔｈｅ　ｐａｌａｄｉｎ．　ｉ　ｄｉｖｉｎｅ　ｓｈｉｅｌｄ　ｍｙ　ｄｉｃｋ　ａｎｄ　ｆｅｅｌ　ｉ　ｈａｖｅ　ｓｅｘ　ｗｉｔｈ　　ｔｈｅ　ｒｅｃｒｕｉ ｔ．　ａｌｌ　ｂｅｃｏｍｉｎｇ　ｇｅｔ　ｄｏｗｎ．
twitch chat
March 2014
Kripp

Could you help me find my dogs?

twitchquotes: Hey guys i lost one of my dogs :( Could you help me to find him? Please Type FrankerZ (Franker Z) Or RalpherZ (Ralpher Z) To find them! Thank you! The Twitch Chat is so intellectula! Kappa No Copypasterino Wufferino please!!!!!
twitch chat
November 2014
Kripp

Kripp's gotta hit up the bathroom

twitchquotes: "Give me a second, guys," Kripp says. "Gotta hit up the bathroom" He turns down the volume on his microphone, and immediately gives Dex a swift kick down the stairs. As Dex yelps loudly in pain, Kripp overturns the nearest chair, yelling "Fuck this game!" as loudly as he can. Rania tries to calm him down, but Kripp swiftly bodyslams her onto a glass coffee table. After taking a few deep breaths, Kripp wipes the blood off of his face, sits back down at his computer, and resumes his stream.
twitch chat
January 2018
Kripp

Classic

Feels good to be a pleb

twitchquotes: Kappa FEELS Kappa GOOD Kappa TO Kappa BE Kappa A Kappa PLEB Kappa
twitch chat
June 2015
Kripp

plebs vs subs

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