[Copypasta] Watch Kripp's stream as punishment

twitchquotes: I'm typing this from prison where we are forced to watch Kripp stream as our punishment. If he gets to 12 wins we will all be let go. Otherwise we will be executed tomorrow morning. Please Kripp, we're all rooting for you BlessRNG
twitch chat
May 2017
Kripp

Hearthstone

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Can you take it easy with your complaints about Flamestrike?

twitchquotes: Hey Kripp. Can you take it easy with your complaints about Flamestrike? My friend is a developer at Blizzard and he invented Flamestrike. He has been getting spam letters in the mail threatening to "brofist" him. These spammers claim to be "insane" and "crazy" and "have exactly what they need to beat him." I am worried for him, please help. Thanks man.
twitch chat
August 2015
Kripp

Hearthstone

Kripp's salt

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ascii art
November 2014
Kripp

Every 60 seconds in Murica, 60000 burgers are digested

twitchquotes: ( อกยฐ อœส– อกยฐ)๏ปฟ Eแด แด‡ส€ส 60 sแด‡แด„แดษดแด…s ษชษด Mแดœส€ษชแด„แด€, 60,000 ส™แดœส€ษขแด‡ส€s แด€ส€แด‡ แด…ษชษขแด‡sแด›แด‡แด…. Tแดษขแด‡แด›สœแด‡ส€ แดกแด‡ แด„แด€ษด sแด›แดแด˜ แด›สœษชs. PสŸแด‡แด€sแด‡ sแด˜ส€แด‡แด€แด… แด›สœแด‡ แดกแดส€แด…. ( อกยฐ อœส– อกยฐ)
twitch chat
December 2014
Kripp

You are such a large pepperoni, why aren't you a pizza

twitchquotes: "Kripp my son," say the Papparin, "you are such a large pepperoni, why aren't you a pizza." But the Kripp don't respond. He elopes to Greece and runs his hand through his unshaven face scruff and say "Well met!" to the twisted Succubus. Alone in his heart, Papparin commits sudoku at a Starbucks in San Bernardino with Al Pacino, no cappucino.
twitch chat
April 2014
Kripp

I saw Kripp at the tavern yesterday

twitchquotes: I saw Kripp at the tavern yesterday. I told him it would be cool to see him play arena again. He said, โ€œWhy, so you can snipe me at 8 wins?โ€ I was taken aback, and all I could say was โ€œHuh?โ€ but he kept cutting me off and going โ€œhuh? huh? huh?โ€ and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I thought he was going for a brofist, so I extended my hand only to have it slapped away in disgust. Later on I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen murlocs in his hands without paying.
twitch chat
July 2020
Kripp

Hearthstone

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