[Copypasta] i just love typing in chat K A P P A

twitchquotes: i just love typing in chat K A P P A it makes me feel so safe and good inside, its almost like eating Fruit Loops(TM) with sum good ass milk watching Dexter's Laboratory (Cartoon Network back when it was good) on a Sunday Morning back when my parents were still together, so I will now do it: Kappa
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Pewdiepie is being held captive by T-Series

twitchquotes: ❕ATTENTION⚠️9️⃣YR OLDSπŸ‘ΆπŸ», WE NEED UR HELPπŸ—£! PEWDIEPIEπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ͺ IS BEING HELDπŸ—‘CAPTIVEπŸ‘ BY β™ΏT-SERIESπŸ†˜οΈAND CAN ONLY BE RELEASEDπŸ— IF U SMASH πŸ”¨THAT SUBSCRIBE πŸ…±οΈUTTONπŸ‘πŸ»ANDπŸ‘πŸ» TURN ON THE BELLπŸ””! TIMEπŸ•’ IS TICKING, LETSβ³βŒ›οΈ 🀜🏻BRO FIST T-SERIESπŸ€›πŸ» AND GET THE EPIC πŸ₯‡VICTORY ROYALπŸš©πŸš©πŸ’°
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This the leader of all Greek people, John Stamos

twitchquotes: Dear Kripp, this is the leader of all Greek people, John Stamos. It is with great pain that I have to ask you to leave my country. Everyone is afraid of the "very casual looking man" with the "perverted fists." I am sorry but you're not welcome here anymore. No Copopolous Pastopolous Linguinoristopoulos
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