[Copypasta] TSM, also known as "Tossed Six Million"

twitchquotes: TSM, also known as "Tossed Six Million" is a North American investment firm often known for their innovative investment strategy of burning up money and failing to return any meaningful results.
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"This is the biggest salary in LCS history. Welcome to North America, SwordArt. TSM's owner Andy ā€œReginaldā€ Dinh revealed in an interview with The Washington Post today that the team has signed star Taiwanese support SwordArt to a two-year, $6 million contract." - DotEsports
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