My husband said I have "boy pussy."
I am a biological woman and a female. I haven't spoken to him since.
For context we were having sex, and at some point with his eyes closed he moaned "yeah that boy pussy..." and then stopped, realising he spoke out loud.
I'd feel better if he mentioned another woman because we're (somewhat) open but I'm pretty sure he's bisexual and instead of speaking to me about it, fantasizes about me being a twink.
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I hope Tahm wins xD
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Iโm a Tahm main and heโs just so fun ! People get so trolled by the Q damage, and his voice lines are so alpha like when he talks about his tongue LOL Heโs super random but also stronger than he looks, just like Sneaky xD
Iโm a Tahm main and heโs just so fun ! People get so trolled by the Q damage, and his voice lines are so alpha like when he talks about his tongue LOL Heโs super random but also stronger than he looks, just like Sneaky xD
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This ๐๐ is money snek
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