My husband said I have "boy pussy."
I am a biological woman and a female. I haven't spoken to him since.
For context we were having sex, and at some point with his eyes closed he moaned "yeah that boy pussy..." and then stopped, realising he spoke out loud.
I'd feel better if he mentioned another woman because we're (somewhat) open but I'm pretty sure he's bisexual and instead of speaking to me about it, fantasizes about me being a twink.
Waiting for adblock to be disabled
More Copypastas
Hello Mr. Santana this is Michelle Obama
twitchquotes:
Hello Mr. Santana this is Michelle Obama, i'm loving your stream but all this feeding is making USA looks like garbage, i'm sending my husband (BARACK OBAMA) to shut you down.
twitch chat
imaqtpie
League of Legends
EU vs NA
PowerUpL DarkMode PowerUpR
twitchquotes:
twitch chat
Dear host EZ ๐ท of digital streams EZ ๐ท
twitchquotes:
Dear host 
๐ท of digital streams ๐ท gentlemen from chat ๐ท ask you to include male music ๐ท with vocals ๐ท of Gachirian era ๐ท
๐ท of digital streams ๐ท gentlemen from chat ๐ท ask you to include male music ๐ท with vocals ๐ท of Gachirian era ๐ท
twitch chat
KappaPride
Can you please stop making me sweat for more salt?
twitchquotes:
reynad, everytime I watch you I start sweating, I believe this is because you have the power to harvest salt through my pores even through the internet, can you please stop making me sweat for more salt?
twitch chat
Reynad
salty
The ultimate tool to win any argument you're in, works even if you're losing
That's a nice argument you have, but unfortunately, I had sexual intercourse with your mother, therefore rendering any point you make null.