My husband said I have "boy pussy."
I am a biological woman and a female. I haven't spoken to him since.
For context we were having sex, and at some point with his eyes closed he moaned "yeah that boy pussy..." and then stopped, realising he spoke out loud.
I'd feel better if he mentioned another woman because we're (somewhat) open but I'm pretty sure he's bisexual and instead of speaking to me about it, fantasizes about me being a twink.
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Hey mods, slow mode doesn't affect me
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Hey mods, did you really think that slow mode will affect on me. I will let you know that I have multiple accounts in this chat right now. If you don't believe me, I will copy and paste this on my other accounts right now.
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Holy shit! You identify as an attack helicopter?
Holy shit! You identify as an attack helicopter? Iβve never heard that joke before, but itβs so genius! You sir, or madame, or helicopter, are the absolute most hilarious and original person I have ever seen in my entire life. Move over, Jerry Seinfeld. Get lost, Brian Regan. Out of the way, Family Guy Funny Moments Compilation #53. Thereβs a new funniest man in town. Holy shit, I just canβt get over this joke. Iβm giggling and guffawing harder than ever before. You should win an Oscar and an Emmy and a Grammy and a Nickelodeon Kidβs Choice Award. Attack helicopter gender! Wow! So funny! Take that, liberals! Haha. Every night since I was born I have looked up to the plastic glow-in-the-dark stars on my ceiling and wondered, βI hope one day I can be as funny as the attack helicopter gender guy.β I will tell my children, and my childrenβs children, all about the absolute hilarity that went down just now. You just broke the Guinness World Record for funniest and most original jokester on the planet. Iβm fucking simultaneously shitting and cumming because this joke is just so funny. Holy shit. That was an amazing joke, my guy. Iβm gonna make a subreddit dedicated entirely to this one joke. Itβs gonna get thousands of members! History books will forever remember the time you said, βI identify as an attack helicopter.β Itβll go right there in the important quote book, right between Patrick Henry and Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. I just canβt believe I was here to witness such grandeur. I was here! I think Iβm going to make a whole religion based on worshipping you, my glorious and hilarious attack helicopter God. This is just so funny I canβt believe it! Hahahahahahahahahaha! I think Iβm going to go to the hospital and fucking die from laughing to hard, but thatβs okay! This is even funnier than that guy who said he identified as a toaster! Can you believe it? I never thought that very different joke could be topped, but here we are! Did I mention how funny and original that joke was? Ah, well done, sir, or madame, or helicopter. This is an experience I wonβt forget any time soon. Ha. Haha. Ha. Lol. Lmao. Haha. Jajaja. Lmfao. Rofl, rotfl, ha.
In Korea, heart surgeon
Number one. Steady hand. One day, Kim Jong Un need new heart. I do operation. But mistake! Kim Jong Un die! SSD very mad! I hide fishing boat, come to America. No English, no food, no money. Darryl give me job. Now I have house, American car and new woman. Darryl save life.
My big secret. I kill Kim Jong Un on purpose. I good surgeon. The best!