My husband said I have "boy pussy."
I am a biological woman and a female. I haven't spoken to him since.
For context we were having sex, and at some point with his eyes closed he moaned "yeah that boy pussy..." and then stopped, realising he spoke out loud.
I'd feel better if he mentioned another woman because we're (somewhat) open but I'm pretty sure he's bisexual and instead of speaking to me about it, fantasizes about me being a twink.
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What in Davy Jonesā locker did ye just bark at me?
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What in Davy Jonesā locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? Iāll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and Iāve led numerous raids on fishing villages.
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Kripp
Kripp when do you start being a sellout?
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Hello Kripp, Just wondering when you're going to start selling Nvidiaā¢ Tshirts and Cups?, Or even better, Do you think we can get some HyperXā¢ ram discounts on G2AĀ®? While you're at it, I think you should have some giveaways for SubwayĀ® Giftcardsā¢?
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I'm a streamer that is in LOVE with Weebs!
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I'm MoonMoon_OwO! i'm a streamer that is in LOVE with Weebs! That's right! I know it sounds crazy because bald streamers aren't supposed to appreciate true art, but I grew up with anime and have just never really wanted anything to do with normies! It just feels so good to be a degenerate weeb loving this Japanese media! I can't help myself! Their power levels and tourneyment arcs... I'm getting too excited now! I need to go to crunchyroll! I'm going to go watch some anime!
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I have never come across a single person who cared about what you just said
Hi there! My name is Michael Grover, and I am an explorer. Ever since Iāve been little, Iāve loved searching for new things. As a baby, my parents kept finding me in nooks and crannies around the house. āOn the searchā as they would say.
By the age of 5, I had been to every continent on the planet, barring Antarctica. For my 12th birthday, my parents got me diving lessons, and by the time I was 13, I could scuba dive to a depth of 40 meters, as well as go cave diving.
I got a pilotās license by the age of 17, and I learned to sail just before my 18th birthday. Instead of going to university, I decided to travel around South America, exploring its rich jungles and beautiful landscapes.
During my trip, I met my now wife who was also an explorer. For our honeymoon, we sailed around the Caribbean and we discovered 3 new islands which we named after the cats that I had growing up.
Over the course of my life, I have come across great treasures and wondrous experiences. But in all my life, and in all my travels, Iām afraid I have never come across a single person who cared about what you just said.
Ban one 12 year old, get the whole 9gag
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BAN ONE 12 YEAR OLD AND YOU GET THE WHOLE 9GAG
BAN ONE 12 YEAR OLD AND YOU GET THE WHOLE 9GAG
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