My husband said I have "boy pussy."
I am a biological woman and a female. I haven't spoken to him since.
For context we were having sex, and at some point with his eyes closed he moaned "yeah that boy pussy..." and then stopped, realising he spoke out loud.
I'd feel better if he mentioned another woman because we're (somewhat) open but I'm pretty sure he's bisexual and instead of speaking to me about it, fantasizes about me being a twink.
I used to be a real ad
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Till I realized Kripp is a dude...
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༼ ºل͟º ༽ I was m*sturbating to this stream for 10 minutes till I realized Kripp is a dude....... ༼ ºل͟º ༽
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Kripp
POLICE VOLIBEAR
twitchquotes:
HELLO RIOT? ☎️ MAE HERE ☎️ POLICE VOLIBEAR SELECTED ☎️ IM TRIGGERED ☎️
HELLO RIOT? ☎️ MAE HERE ☎️ POLICE VOLIBEAR SELECTED ☎️ IM TRIGGERED ☎️
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League of Legends
Dont believe me? watch me post this on my other accounts
twitchquotes:
I like how [insert streamer name] doesn't realize that all his viewers are me on different accounts. Dont believe me? watch me post this on my other accounts
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Classic
Think, Mark! Think! (Invincible show meme script)
WHY DID YOU MAKE ME DO THIS?! YOU'RE FIGHTING SO YOU CAN SEE EVERYONE AROUND YOU DIE! THINK, MARK! YOULL OUTLAST EVERY FRAGILE INSIGNIFICANT BEING ON THIS PLANET! YOU'LL LIVE TO SEE THIS PLANET CRUMBLE TO DUST AND BLOW AWAY! EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING YOU KNOW WILL BE GONE. WHAT WILL YOU HAVE AFTER 500 YEARS?!
if you guys are new to twitch...
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if you guys are new to twitch and looking for a streamer to watch with a friendly community you should watch forsen 
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Forsen