[Copypasta] My husband said I have "boy pussy."

My husband said I have "boy pussy." I am a biological woman and a female. I haven't spoken to him since. For context we were having sex, and at some point with his eyes closed he moaned "yeah that boy pussy..." and then stopped, realising he spoke out loud. I'd feel better if he mentioned another woman because we're (somewhat) open but I'm pretty sure he's bisexual and instead of speaking to me about it, fantasizes about me being a twink.
May 2022
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โŠ‚_ใƒฝ ใ€€ ๏ผผ๏ผผ ใ€€ใ€€ ๏ผผ( อกยฐ อœส– อกยฐ) ใ€€ใ€€ ใ€€โŒ’ใƒฝ ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€/ ใ€€ ใธ๏ผผ ใ€€ใ€€ /ใ€€ใ€€/ใ€€๏ผผ๏ผผ ใ€€ใ€€ ๏พšใ€€ใƒŽใ€€ใ€€ ใƒฝ_ใค ใ€€ใ€€/ใ€€/ ใ€€ /ใ€€/| ใ€€(ใ€€(ใƒฝ ใ€€|ใ€€|ใ€๏ผผ ใ€€| ไธฟ ๏ผผ โŒ’) ใ€€| |ใ€€ใ€€) / `ใƒŽ )ใ€€ใ€€L๏พ‰ (_๏ผ
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December 2020

Y U NO

โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–ˆโ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–„โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–„โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–„โ–‘โ–€โ–„ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–„โ–ˆโ–„โ–ˆโ–„โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–€โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–‘ โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€ โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘
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December 2020

Hasanabi what a liar

twitchquotes: What a fucking liar, dude. What a fucking, weaselly little, liar, dude. What a fucking, weaselly little LIAR, dude. Holy shit, dude. Holy fucking shit, dude. Literally lying, STILL LYING... What a fucking liar, dude. What a fucking, weaselly little, liar, dude. What a fucking, weaselly little LIAR, dude. Holy shit, dude. Holy fucking shit, dude. Literally lying, STILL LYING...
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December 2019
HasanAbi

Daga Kotowaru (I refuse)

โฃผโ €โ €โขปโ ฟโกฟโขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ฟโขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃŸโฃ’โ ถโ ฟโขฟโฃทโฃทโฃฆโฃŸโฃปโกฟโ ฟโฃทโฃถโฃญ โ ปโฃ„โข€โกคโ คโ ดโ ›โขฆโฃฉโกญโ —โขบโกฟโ ฏโ ฝโขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃถโฃถโฃคโฃฝโฃŸโฃปโฃฟโฃทโฃถโฃถโฃฆ โ €โ นโฃพโ โฃ€โ €โ €โฃŠโ โ €โ €โ €โ ™โขฆโฃ€โฃคโ ดโ ›โ ‰โขฟโก“โ ถโฃฏโฃญโฃนโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โ €โ €โฃฟโกŸโขนโข โกžโฃกโ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โฃดโ †โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃปโก‹โ โ €โ ™โ ปโฃญโฃŸโก’โกฒ โ €โ €โฃฟโ ถโ พโกŸโฃ†โขฐโก„โ €โฃ โ ”โ ‹โ โก—โ €โข€โฃ โ ดโ šโฃ‰โกณโ „โ €โฃ โฃพโ ฟโ ˆโ ™โข“ โ €โฃฐโฃฟโ โข€โฃ™โขฎโกณโฃฅโ žโ โ ˜โ „โ €โฃงโฃถโฃ‹โฃฅโขถโฃปโกญโ ฟโฃ—โฃดโก‹โฃŸโฃ†โฃ โ พโ ‹ โ €โฃงโฃฟโ ผโฃฟโ ›โขทโฃฟโฃพโก‡โ €โข โกโข‰โฃ‰โฃฅโฃ–โฃ‹โ ›โ ฆโขคโฃ€โ €โ €โกฝโ ธโฃโก€โข โ ‹ โ €โขณโฃพโ €โ ˆโขฉโขนโฃฟโกฟโ โ €โ โ ธโฃ„โ ˜โขฏโฃ‰โฃ‰โฃฏโฃฟโฃณโฃฎโ €โ ˜โฃ‡โฃ โกฌโฃบโฃโขฃ โ €โ ˆโฃฟโ €โ โ €โข€โกฟโ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˜โ Šโ “โ „โก‰โขฉโฃญโ ฟโ €โ โ ’โก‰โฃฏโ žโฃงโขธโ ˆ โฃคโ คโฃผโก‡โ €โ €โกžโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โกโ €โข โ ‡โ €โ €โกโ €โขˆโฃคโกผ โข โ žโข‰โฃงโ €โ €โฃ‡โ คโฃฆโฃ„โก†โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โกธโ โกโ ›โ ‚โ €โข€โกŸโฃ€โกพโ ‹โ  โ โข โกžโฃฟโข โฃถโฃžโขทโ พโ ‹โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โก โขโกœโ €โ €โ €โฃ”โฃซโฃพโกฟโฃงโ €โ € โข€โกŸโ €โขปโฃ โฃฟโกพโฃญโฃฝโฃฆโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โกผโขกโ โ €โ €โ €โขธโฃงโกพโ ‹โ €โขผโก‡โ € โขธโ โ €โขธโกโขฃโฃโก›โ ›โ ปโ งโ €โ €โ €โข€โ šโ €โ ‹โ €โ €โ €โฃ โฃฟโขปโขณโข†โข€โฃผโก‡โ € โ ธโก‡โ €โ ธโก‡โ ˆโ Œโ ‰โ ™โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃดโ โขฟโฃพโฃฟโฃฐโฃฟโ Žโฃฟโ ฆ โ €โขนโก„โ €โฃฟโขโฃ€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ  โ †โฃ€โฃ โ ดโ –โ ›โ ‰โ €โ €โข€โฃคโขžโฃตโ ƒโ €โ นโฃ‡ โขฃโก€โ ™โขฆโกˆโ “โ ฎโขคโฃคโฃคโฃคโกถโ žโ ›โ ‰โ €โ €โ €โฃ€โฃ โกคโ žโ ‹โกคโ œโ ƒโ €โ €โ คโ ›
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Babe im breaking up with u

twitchquotes: babe, i'm breaking up with you. it's not you, you were poggers. it's me, i'm omegalul. im sorry if this is pepehands but it has to be done, i've just been feeling pepega and our relationship has been weirdchamp for months, it's time to end it, no kappa.
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