Popular Copypastas

We wub you Reynoodle. Give chat a kissy kiss.

twitchquotes: (づ￣ ³￣)づ We wub you Reynoodle. Give chat a kissy kiss. (づ￣ ³￣)づ

twitch chat

May 2015

Meet the Engineer TF2

twitchquotes: Hey look buddy, I'm an engineer. That means I solve problems, not problems like "What is beauty?" Because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. I solve practical problems, for instance: how am I going to stop some mean mother Hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous be-hind? The answer, use a gun, and if that don't work... Use more gun. Take for instance this heavy caliber tripod mounted lil' old number designed by me, built by me, and you best hope... Not pointed at you.

twitch chat

June 2019

What happened to this ad? :(

Cock and ball torture

Cock and ball torture (CBT) is a sexual activity involving application of pain or constriction to the male genitals. This may involve directly painful activities, such as wax play, genital spanking, squeezing, ball-busting, genital flogging, urethral play, tickle torture, erotic electrostimulation or even kicking.[1] The recipient of such activities may receive direct physical pleasure via masochism, or emotional pleasure through erotic humiliation, or knowledge that the play is pleasing to a sadistic dominant. Many of these practices carry significant health risks.

August 2021

NSFW

My favorite character is the reaper guy

twitchquotes: My favorite character is the reaper guy. he is very powerfull. special move, honestly is one of the best in the game and so he comes equipped with these two revolvers and only takes about 3 or 4 shots to actually execute a kill so it comes really in handy specially when you come from the side.

twitch chat

October 2020

Overwatch

I'm meeting a girl (a real one)

Not gonna be active on Discord tonight. I'm meeting a girl (a real one) in half an hour (wouldn't expect a lot of you to understand anyway) so please don't DM me asking me where I am (im with the girl, ok) you'll most likely get aired because ill be with the girl (again I don't expect you to understand) shes actually really interested in me and its not a situation i can pass up for some meaningless Discord degenerates (because ill be meeting a girl, not that you really are going to understand) this is my life now. Meeting women and not wasting my precious time online, I have to move on from such simple things and branch out (you wouldnt understand)

February 2021

Discord

(▀̿Ĺ̯├┬┴┬┴ Psst... kid, you wanna disable adblock?

Taco Bell's new Salty Sriracha Quesarito

twitchquotes: Wow Kripparian, you seem salty today! But not as salty as Taco Bell's new Salty Sriracha Quesarito for only $2.99! Packed with tbSpicy

and

its got everything you want in a tbQuesarito

twitch chat

April 2015

Kripp

sellout

And you’ve been, GNOMED

twitchquotes: Ho ho ho ha ha 😂🤣😂, ho ho ho he ha🤣🤣. Hello there😃👋, old chum👴👵. I’m 🙅‍♀️ g'not 🙅‍♀️a g'nelf🧝👎. I’m 🙅‍♀️g'not🙅‍♀️ a g'noblin👺👎👺. I’m a g'nome🎅😁!! And you’ve been, GNOOOMED🎅🤣😂😂🤣🤣!!!

twitch chat

September 2018

Emoji Pasta

This chat is now in CUTE mode

twitchquotes: ———————————————————————— AYAYA

This chat is now in CUTE mode AYAYA

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twitch chat

August 2018

Weebs

NOW WE RUCKUS

twitchquotes: (╭ರ 益•́)/ NOW WE RUCKUS (╭ರ 益•́)

twitch chat

January 2015

Reynad

Do it tomorrow!

twitchquotes: Do it tomorrow! So just quit! So just don't do it! Nothing is possible! Anyone else would do it, you're gonna wake up and quit. Don't let your dreams come true. Success is impossible! You should be giving up. Just stop starting over, and quit. You're gonna just give up. No, what are you starting over for!? Just give up!

twitch chat

July 2015

Kripp

I used to be a real ad

If kripp has million number of fans i am one of them

twitchquotes: If kripp has million number of fans i am one of them 🙋🏻. if kripp has ten fans i am one of them. if kripp have only one fan and that is me 🙋🏼🙋🏽🙋🏾. if kripp has no fans, that means i am no more on the earth 😢. if world against the kripp, i am against the world ❌🌍☄️. i love #kripp till my last breath.. 😍 .. Die Hard fan of kripp 🤓🌹. Hit Like If you Think kripp Best player & Smart In the world 🤠

twitch chat

March 2018

Kripp

Vandelar from the castle jousting team

twitchquotes: Hail Kripp, 'tis I, Vandelar from the castle jousting team. How does life treat you today? I notice you continue to fool around with children's playing cards, some things never change! Art thou still playing the wizard of warcraft children's game? I never had time for such pursuits, for I found myself occupied with defending my honor, and laying with beautiful wenches. Alas, it was nice to see thou again, write me and we shall visit the tavern Kreygasm

twitch chat

May 2016

Kripp

CHOCOLATE RAIN, HOBGOBLIN INTO CHICKEN WINS THE GAME

twitchquotes: CHOCOLATE RAIN, hobgoblin into chicken wins the game, CHOCOLATE RAIN, turn one coin in missles, Kripp is slain, CHOCOLATE RAIN, fireball the face and feel the pain, CHOCOLATE RAIN, sacrifice the raptor, all in vain, CHOCOLATE RAIN, Kripp that wrecking of Tay was inhumane BibleThump

twitch chat

February 2015

Kripp

CATTARIAN WAS A SLOW AND DELICIOUS DINNER

twitchquotes: ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) CATTARIAN WAS A SLOW AND DELICIOUS DINNER ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)

twitch chat

August 2015

Kripp

This guy's hop is CRAZY

twitchquotes: This guy's hop is CRAZY OSFrog

. My croak can't compete against a ribbit like that OSFrog

. He lived in the correct swamp OSFrog

. He needed precisely those two lily pads to beat me OSFrog

. There were no flies I could catch OSFrog

. He had the perfect tadpole OSFrog.

twitch chat

July 2015

Kripp

What happened to this ad? :(

Born to be a Twitch channel mod

twitchquotes: You can say that I was born to be a Twitch channel mod. I catch a glimpse of copypasta, the adrenaline starts pumping. A whiff of drama, I snap into duty. My streamer calls for a chat ban, I erase that motherfucker from the history books of this channel. There is no !command I won’t code, no timeout I won’t give, no Twitch laws I won’t overlook, and no order I won’t obey to make my streamer happy. And if you become his problem, well, I’m sorry to say that I’ll become yours.

twitch chat

December 2019

MODS

Classic

GabeN says James is an ass

twitchquotes: James. We've had issues with James at previous events. Some Valve people lobbied to bring him back for Shanghai, feeling that he deserved another chance. That was a mistake. James is an ass, and we won't be working with him again.

twitch chat

June 2019

Classic

Dota 2

WEEB TEST

twitchquotes: WEEB TEST VoHiYo

IF YOU TOUCH THE LOLI , WATCH BOKU NO PICO ⎝ FeelsGoodMan

twitch chat

July 2017

Weebs

Chat Test

I spend all day working my ass off at the pasta factory

twitchquotes: I spend all day working my ass off at the pasta factory trying to provide pasta to hard-working people all across the world. After a long day of work, I come to Kripp's chat to unwind and have thought-driven discussions about my favorite game and favorite streamer. When I get here, however, all I see is pasta after pasta. All I want to do is escape my miserable life, but you fucks keep spamming.

twitch chat

March 2018

Classic

I hate Twitch Chat

I used to be a real ad

Troves lump

twitchquotes: So kripp moves closer to trump, whispering nasty things into the air, trump moves away in horror at Kripp's indecency, they both stop for a second and stare into eachothers eyes, kripp finally realises that he troves Lump

twitch chat

May 2015

Kripp

We wub you Reynoodle. Give chat a kissy kiss.

Meet the Engineer TF2

Cock and ball torture

NSFW

My favorite character is the reaper guy

Overwatch

I'm meeting a girl (a real one)

Discord

Taco Bell's new Salty Sriracha Quesarito

sellout

And you’ve been, GNOMED

Emoji Pasta

This chat is now in CUTE mode

Weebs

NOW WE RUCKUS

Do it tomorrow!

If kripp has million number of fans i am one of them

Vandelar from the castle jousting team

CHOCOLATE RAIN, HOBGOBLIN INTO CHICKEN WINS THE GAME

CATTARIAN WAS A SLOW AND DELICIOUS DINNER

This guy's hop is CRAZY

Born to be a Twitch channel mod

MODS

Classic

GabeN says James is an ass

Classic

Dota 2

WEEB TEST

Weebs

Chat Test

I spend all day working my ass off at the pasta factory

Classic

I hate Twitch Chat

Troves lump

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