[Copypasta] GabeN says James is an ass
James. We've had issues with James at previous events. Some Valve people lobbied to bring him back for Shanghai, feeling that he deserved another chance. That was a mistake. James is an ass, and we won't be working with him again.
In a reddit post, Gabe Newell calls James, a caster for the 2016 Shanghai Major, an ass.
(ง •̀_•́)ง ONE DAY I'LL BE A REAL AD (ง •̀_•́)ง
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