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[Copypasta]GabeN says James is an ass
twitchquotes:James. We've had issues with James at previous events. Some Valve people lobbied to bring him back for Shanghai, feeling that he deserved another chance. That was a mistake. James is an ass, and we won't be working with him again.
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In a reddit post, Gabe Newell calls James, a caster for the 2016 Shanghai Major, an ass.
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