[Copypasta] How do you do, fellow homosexuals?

Hello, fellow homosexuals. It is us, [MULTI-BILLION DOLLAR CORPORATION]. Here to remind you that we support your lifestyle now that it has been federally legalised and it is completely socially safe, allowing for us to capitalise on your existence now it's mainstream. Look, we even changed the colours of [LOGO]! Why did we wait this long to come out and 'support' you? Haha, no more questions, homosexual. Buy our product. Buy our product. BUY OUR PRODUCT.
June 2019

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Just taking my money for a walk

twitchquotes: ( ͥ° ͜ʖ ͥ°)â•¯â•˛___[Ė˛Ė…$Ė˛Ė…(Ė˛Ė…5)Ė˛Ė…$Ė˛Ė…] Don't mind me subs, just taking my money for a walk
twitch chat
October 2018

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plebs vs subs

This new spam is FABULOUS

twitchquotes: â–Ŧâ–Ŧâ–Ŧâ–Ŧâ–Ŧâ–Ŧâ–Ŧâ–Ŧâ–Ŧâ–ŦāŽœÛŠÛžÛŠāŽœâ–Ŧâ–Ŧâ–Ŧâ–Ŧâ–Ŧâ–Ŧâ–Ŧâ–Ŧâ–Ŧâ–Ŧ KappaPride DAMN THIS NEW SPAM IS FABULOUS KappaPride â–Ŧâ–Ŧâ–Ŧâ–Ŧâ–Ŧâ–Ŧâ–Ŧâ–Ŧâ–Ŧâ–ŦāŽœÛŠÛžÛŠāŽœâ–Ŧâ–Ŧâ–Ŧâ–Ŧâ–Ŧâ–Ŧâ–Ŧâ–Ŧâ–Ŧâ–Ŧ
twitch chat
September 2015

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When I use this text, my brain cell begin to die

twitchquotes: īŊ—īŊˆīŊ…īŊŽ īŊ‰ īŊ•īŊ“īŊ… īŊ”īŊˆīŊ‰īŊ“ īŊ”īŊ…īŊ˜īŊ”īŧŒ īŊīŊ™ īŊ‚īŊ’īŊīŊ‰īŊŽ īŊƒīŊ…īŊŒīŊŒ īŊīŊ•īŊ”īŊīŊīŊīŊ”īŊ‰īŊƒīŊīŊŒīŊŒīŊ™ īŊ‚īŊ…īŊ‡īŊ‰īŊŽ īŊ”īŊ īŊ„īŊ‰īŊ…īŧŽ īŊ™īŊ…īŊ” īŊ‰ īŊƒīŊīŊŽīŊ”īŊ‰īŊŽīŊ•īŊ… īŊ”īŊ īŊƒīŊīŊīŊ™īŊīŊīŊ“īŊ”īŊ īŊīŊŽīŊ„ īŊ†īŊ…īŊ…īŊŒ īŊ‰ īŊƒīŊīŊŽīŊ”īŊ’īŊ‰īŊ‚īŊ•īŊ”īŊ… īŊ”īŊ īŊ”īŊˆīŊ… īŊ‰īŊŽīŊ”īŊ…īŊ’īŊŽīŊ…īŊ”īŧŽ īŊīŊŒīŊŒ īŊ‚īŊ…īŊƒīŊīŊīŊ‰īŊŽīŊ‡ īŊ’īŊ…īŊ”īŊīŊ’īŊ„.
twitch chat
March 2014
Kripp

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Troll face

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November 2014

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Sometimes I sit alone in my bathroom with the light off and pretend to be you

twitchquotes: Kripp if you're here right now reading this I want you to know I dream of you. Sometimes I sit alone in my bathroom with the light off and pretend to be you. I'll say things like "hey guys how's it goin' Kripparrian here", and for a brief moment I feel you inside me...
twitch chat
March 2014
Kripp

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