[Copypasta] Taco Bell's new Salty Sriracha Quesarito

twitchquotes: Wow Kripparian, you seem salty today! But not as salty as Taco Bell's new Salty Sriracha Quesarito for only $2.99! Packed with tbSpicy and PJSalt its got everything you want in a tbQuesarito !
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April 2015
Kripp

sellout

What happened to this ad? :(
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BabyRage only real KRIPP can build perfect pyramid BabyRage BabyRage . Try like me !Try like me ! Try like me !! BabyRage BabyRage BabyRage And my pyramid still higher!!!!!! BabyRage BabyRage BabyRage BabyRage
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