I can't fucking take it. I see an image of a random object posted and then I see it, I fucking see it. "Oh that looks kinda like the among us guy" it started as. That's funny, that's a cool reference. But I kept going, I'd see a fridge that looked like among us, I'd see an animated bag of chips that looked like among us, I'd see a hat that looked like among us. And every time I'd burst into an insane, breath deprived laugh staring at the image as the words AMOGUS ran through my head. It's torment, psychological torture, I am being conditioned to laugh maniacly any time I see an oval on a red object. I can't fucking live like this... I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't! And don't get me fucking started on the words! I'll never hear the word suspicious again without thinking of among us. Someone does something bad and I can't say anything other than "sus." I could watch a man murder everyone I love and all I would be able to say is "red sus" and laugh like a fucking insane person. And the word "among" is ruined. The phrase "among us" is ruined. I can't live anymore. Among us has destroyed my fucking life. I want to eject myself from this plane of existence. MAKE IT STOP!
I used to be a real ad
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Amogus Army
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Among Us / Amogus
Trolling My Dad's Office with Among Us (Office Series Part 6, Finale Part 3)
The other day, it was โtake your kid to work dayโ at my dadโs job. It was really epic and poggers because I got to skip school for it. As we were walking in, I couldnโt help but notice that the company logo roughly resembled a crewmate from the popular game, Among Us. I asked my father, โIs this the Among Us but real??โ My dad replied โNo, son, this is the Pepsico corporate office.โ
As we entered the building, my dad said โSon, I have a lot of work to do today. You can hang out with the other kids or play on your phone, just please stay on this floor.โ He then entered the elevator and left. I turned to the other kids (who were all playing on their phones) and said โDoes anyone wanna play some Among Us?โ However, no one else wanted to play. I was getting bored, so I decided to explore around a little bit. I walked into the elevator and pressed the button for the top floor.As the elevator door opened, I saw what appeared to be a long hallway. As I was walking down it, I found a door that was labeled โExecutive Meeting Roomโ. The door was unlocked, so I walked in and there were about 15 people in suits and ties around a table. They all looked up at me in confusion. One of them asked me โHey buddy, are you lost?โ I noticed that his nametag read โHugh Johnson, CFOโ. โDoes CFO stand for Chungus Fortnite Officer?โ, I asked. โNo, it does not. And where is your parent? Go back to the bottom floor young man!โ He was yelling at me. So I said โYouโre sus. I should eject you, Hugh Johnson. Do you have aโฆ HUGE JOHNSON?! Thatโs funny like Big Chungus, which is the Bugs Bunny from Looney Tunes but a big rabbit!โ I laughed. Everyone was looking up at me in shock when I said โWanna play some Among Us guys?โ
The CEO, a very sexy woman, ooga booga awooga, said โYoung man, go back to the first floor now!โ But the sexy woman I just couldnโt listen to as I admired her. โNo, because you have big tits.โ Her jaw dropped, and she said, โYoung man, this is an important meeting. Get the fuck out!โ She then used the intercom to call security. Coming to the realization that I was running out of time, I pulled down my pants to show everyone my Among Us underwear. I jumped up onto the meeting table and started twerking (to make sure everyone saw my among us underwear I got for Christmas) and said โDo you like what you see?โ Everyone was yelling at me to get out as I was twerking. โIโm so hot~~~~โ I said. The yelling got louder. I ran out of the door and closed it, hoping that security wouldnโt find me. I quickly ran into the elevator and went down.
Trolling with Among Us
Among Us / Amogus
Crewmate with a dick
The creation of Among Us and it's consequences have been a disaster for the human race
The creation of Among Us and it's consequences have been a disaster for the human race. Just a few months after youtubers and twitch streamers brought it to fame, it had been loaded with kids infested with the hype of the game among us. Furthermore, the constant use of Among us had rendered the game boring, as it entered the downfall stage of a game's popularity, just like Fall Guys. However, this is not something you should celebrate; since the constant use had also brought a new genre or era of memes, often referred to as post-irony. A bastardized version of Among Us called "Amogus" was used for the game in these meme's contexts, going viral in the Urban Dictionary. All the cultures of normie memes and pre-2020 memes have been wiped off as the "Amogus" meme exploded. Post irony has caused a greater disaster where everybody sees things as the crewmate in the mobile game Among Us. As memes began referring to everything as the crewmate, people have been driven to insanity. People who used to be normal looking at memes were now infected by the Baader-Meinhof Phenomenon, which renders everything as something they've seen constantly. "Amogus Everywhere" is the bastardized name of the Phenomenon. Capitalistic-driven people have been competing for a Amogus-crewmate chicken nugget, costing $100,000 at an auction. I hope life returns to normal as Among Us and Amogus have been wiped of the face of this Earth.
Among Us / Amogus
STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US!
STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US! I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! My friends on TikTok send me memes, on Discord its fucking memes. I was in a server, right, and ALL the channels are just Among Us stuff. I showed my Champion underwear to my girlfriend, and the logo I flipped it and I said "Hey babe, when the underwear sus! HAHA! Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding DiDiDing!" I fucking looked at a trash can and I said "Thats a bit sussy!" I looked at my penis, I thought of the astronauts helmet and I go "PENIS? MORE LIKE PEN-SUS!" AAAAAAAAAAAAAA