[Copypasta] I hate Among Us

I can't fucking take it. I see an image of a random object posted and then I see it, I fucking see it. "Oh that looks kinda like the among us guy" it started as. That's funny, that's a cool reference. But I kept going, I'd see a fridge that looked like among us, I'd see an animated bag of chips that looked like among us, I'd see a hat that looked like among us. And every time I'd burst into an insane, breath deprived laugh staring at the image as the words AMOGUS ran through my head. It's torment, psychological torture, I am being conditioned to laugh maniacly any time I see an oval on a red object. I can't fucking live like this... I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't! And don't get me fucking started on the words! I'll never hear the word suspicious again without thinking of among us. Someone does something bad and I can't say anything other than "sus." I could watch a man murder everyone I love and all I would be able to say is "red sus" and laugh like a fucking insane person. And the word "among" is ruined. The phrase "among us" is ruined. I can't live anymore. Among us has destroyed my fucking life. I want to eject myself from this plane of existence. MAKE IT STOP!
February 2021

Among Us / Amogus

What happened to this ad? :(
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Among us crewmate with hat

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May 2021

Among Us / Amogus

Sad Crewmate

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January 2021

Among Us / Amogus

2 crewmates with long legs

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November 2021

Among Us / Amogus

A review for the videogame "Among Us"

This game has ruined my fucking life. I'm going to end it and take you all with me because I can't bear to look at anything anymore. Any shape I see is distorted into amogus, any time I hear the word suspicious, sus, task, vent, report, ANYTHING, human pattern recognition turns it into amogus. I close my eyes and i see amogus, i see jerma985 grinning as the gates of my soul are opened by amogus and I can feel the festering sclunge of words and shapes pour in, filling all that I am with the ringing noise of amogus
April 2021

Among Us / Amogus

Among Us In Real Life Song Lyrics (Emojipasta)

AMONG 😳 US 🅱️ IN 😱 REAL 😵 LIFE 💩 SUS 📮 SUS AMONG 😳 US 🅱️ IN 😱 REAL 😵 LIFE 💩 SUS 📮 SUS PLAYING 🐈 AMONG 💀 US 😡 IN 🤗 REAL 🤠 LIFE SPACESHIP 🚀 WITH 👾 MY 👅 CREW GOTTA 🥷🏿 SPLIT 😚 UP 🤡 SPREAD ⁉️ OUT 📮CUZ 😃 WE 😋 ALL 😐 GOT 😯 TASKS 👻 TO 👽 DO GOTTA 👿 FIND 👺 THE 🤧 IMPOSTER 🤫 AS 👀 THEY 🛖 TRY 🗿 TO 🛶 SA🅱️OTAGE WHO 📮CAN 🅱️ WE 🇫🇷 TRUST 😂 IN 🤪 THIS 🤯 AMONG 🤭 US 🤣 ENTOURAGE.
June 2021

Emoji Pasta

Among Us / Amogus

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