. My croak can't compete against a ribbit like that
(▀̿Ĺ̯├┬┴┬┴ Psst... kid, you wanna disable adblock?
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Woah, is this The Elder Scrolls: Legends™?
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Woah, is this The Elder Scrolls: Legends™? 
I love this game! (Paid viewer from the TES:L™ Developers)
I love this game! (Paid viewer from the TES:L™ Developers)
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sellout
Kripp can't beat anyone
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My dad beats me 
My mom beats me My brother beats me My sister beats me At least I feel safe with Kripp, because he can't beat anyone 
My mom beats me My brother beats me My sister beats me At least I feel safe with Kripp, because he can't beat anyone
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Classic
Please pray for Kripp's ears
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Kripp saved my marriage
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I was going through a rough time in my marriage where nothing seemed to arouse me anymore. Things had gone stale between me and my wife in bed and divorce seemed inevitable. But then I discovered Kripp's stream and everything changed. There's just something about that vegan bald head that does something to me, and before I knew it my libido was back. I now go at it with my wife at the sounds of "Fuck!" and "Topdeck Flamestrike!" to boost my vigor. Thank you Kripp for saving my marriage.
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Hearthstone
DONGERS initiative
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(▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿) Hello Kripparrian, this is Agent Saltson, from the Secret Hearthstone Information Education and Luck Division. I need to talk to you about the D.O.N.G.E.R.S Initiative. (▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿)
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