[Copypasta] A middle aged man complaining about an online children's card game

In a forest in Canada a young boy named Kripp was born

twitchquotes: (◕‿◕✿) In a forest in Canada a young boy named Kripp was born. Every day he would dream of a better life, one with Spreadsheets and all the OJ he could drink. One day a magical Succubus came and whisked him away, she promised him glory, cats and best of all... Boobs. Now Kripp is dead. The End (◕‿◕✿)

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January 2015

Kripp

We recommend that you use the "suggested card" feature

twitchquotes: Greetings, Kripparrian. This is an automated message from Blizzard™ Entertianment. You are receiving this message because our Hearthstone AI has flagged your account due to an unusal number of arena losses. We recommend that you use the "suggested card" feature before progressing any further. Thanks - The Blizzard™ Team.

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October 2014

Kripp

EU hearthstone expansion delayed

twitchquotes: LUL

I am from EU LUL

my breath smells like poo LUL

Expansion delayed LUL

And the server's down too LUL

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April 2016

Kripp

Hearthstone

EU vs NA

What is inside that taco? Oh no it's KRIPP

twitchquotes: TBTacoLeft

WHAT IS INSIDE THAT TACO TBTacoLeft

OH NO IT'S KRIPP

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April 2016

Kripp

nl_Kripp can you stop it with all the salt?

twitchquotes: nl_Kripp can you stop it with all the salt? I was trapped in a salt mine for 3 days straight without any water or food. I only survived by drinking my own urine and eating my toes. Every time I see you spitting salt everywhere it gives me terrible PTSD flashbacks. Thanks.

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August 2015

Kripp

[Copypasta] A middle aged man complaining about an online children's card game

In a forest in Canada a young boy named Kripp was born

We recommend that you use the "suggested card" feature

EU hearthstone expansion delayed

Hearthstone

EU vs NA

What is inside that taco? Oh no it's KRIPP

nl_Kripp can you stop it with all the salt?

salty

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