[Copypasta] A middle aged man complaining about an online children's card game

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twitchquotes: 厂下广卞廿士十一卉半与本二上旦上二本与半卉一十士廿卞广下厂下广卞廿士十一卉半与本二上旦上二本与半卉一十士廿卞广下厂下广卞廿士十一卉半与本二上旦上二本与半卉一十士廿卞广下厂下广卞廿士十一卉半与本二上旦上二本与半卉一十士廿卞广下厂下广卞廿士十一卉半与本二上旦上二本与半卉一十士廿卞广下厂下广卞廿士十一卉半与本二上旦上二本与半卉一十士廿卞广下厂下广卞廿士十一卉半与本二上旦上二本与半卉一十士廿卞广下厂下广卞廿士十一卉半与本二上旦上二本与半卉一十士廿卞广下厂下广卞廿士十一卉半与本二上旦上二本与半卉一十士廿卞广下厂下广卞廿士十一卉半与本二上旦上二本与半卉一十士廿卞广下广卞廿士十一卉半与本二上旦

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April 2016

Kripp

Kripp throws his paintbrush across the room

twitchquotes: Kripp throws his paintbrush across the room. "The canvas needed to topdeck exactly that color to win!" he yells. Dex brings Kripp his paintbrush and Kripp tries again. He tries to paint a happy tree but paints a sad cactus. "The canvas is obviously sniping. How else could it know I was painting a happy tree?" Dex barks. "Quiet, Dex!" screams Kripp as he paints the bottom right of the canvas and concedes.

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November 2018

Kripp

Hello Kripp, this is Optimus Prime

twitchquotes: ＨｅｌｌｏＫｒｉｐｐｔｈｉｓｉｓＯｐｔｉｍｕｓＰｒｉｍｅｒｅｓｐｏｎｄｉｎｇｔｏｙｏｕｒｅｎｃｏｄｅｄｍｅｓｓａｇｅ．ＷｅａｒｅｎｏｔｉｎｔｅｒｅｓｔｅｄｉｎｐｏｕｒｉｎｇｏｕｒｓｅｌｆｉｎＯＪｗｈｉｌｅＴｏｐｄｅｃｋｉｎｇＤｏｎｇｅｒｓ．ＰｌｅａｓｅｂｅａｄｖｉｓｅｔｈａｔａｎｙｍｏｒｅｂｅｅｐｉｎｇｗｉｌｌｌｅａｖｅｍｅｎｏｃｈｏｉｃｅｂｕｔｔｏｐｅｐｐｅｒｏｎｉｔｈｅＮａｚｉｍｏｄｓ．

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March 2014

Kripp

Kripp, this is an intervention

twitchquotes: Kripp, this is an intervention. We are very worried about you. Ever since you started playing Hearthstone, you have been becoming more and more casual. We care about you very much, but we can't just sit back and watch you torture yourself. Perhaps religion may help, have you heard of your lord and savior, RNGesus?

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December 2014

Kripp

Hello, this is Kripp's red shirt

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December 2014

Kripp

[Copypasta] A middle aged man complaining about an online children's card game

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Kripp throws his paintbrush across the room

Hello Kripp, this is Optimus Prime

Kripp, this is an intervention

Hello, this is Kripp's red shirt

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