[Copypasta] A middle aged man complaining about an online children's card game

Feminist deck

twitchquotes: Kripp you should make a feminist deck with double equality and faceless manipulator (because all are equal), double stonetusk boar (because all men are swines) and a lot of beast synergy (because all men are animals). Thanks Kripp

twitch chat

March 2015

Kripp

The Picture

twitchquotes: Hi Kripp, Micheal here. Yes, your highschool boyfriend. I still have our private picture. "The picture". If you dont want this to be posted on internet - send me your cat.

twitch chat

November 2014

Kripp

I've been making fake sub names for Kripp

twitchquotes: Hey, my name is Carlton Pasterino. I have something to confess. For the last 3 years I've been making fake sub names for Kripp. He pays me pennies and dimes to come up with 50 new names a day. From Thundercuck to MrRabbit69, I've made over 80% of his subs up for him. I'm tired of working like a child laborer. I'm ready to go back to college and make something of myself. I'm here to let the world know.

twitch chat

December 2016

Kripp

Classic

This guy's girlfriend is CRAZY!

twitchquotes: ☑ “This guy's girlfriend is CRAZY!” ☑ “My Rania can't win against a hot blonde like that” ☑ "She NEEDED precisely those two big breasts to win" ☑ "She had the perfect cameltoe" ☑ “There was nothing I couldn't do to her” ☑ “I ate her perfectly” ☑ “What a slut”

twitch chat

July 2014

Kripp

This Copypasta Is CRAZY!

All becoming SELLOUT

twitchquotes: ＷｈｅｎＳＰＯＮＳＯＲＥＤ，ｍｙｈａｎｄｇｏｅｓａｕｔｏｍａｔｉｃａｌｌｙｉｎｍｙｐｏｃｋｅｔ．ＩｆｅｅｌｔｈｅｔｅｘｔｕｒｅｏｆｔｈｅｄｏｌｌａｒｓａｎｄＩｆｅｅｌＩｈａｖｅｓｅｘｗｉｔｈｔｈｅｓｐｏｎｓｏｒ．ＡｌｌｂｅｃｏｍｉｎｇＳＥＬＬＯＵＴ

twitch chat

April 2016

Kripp

[Copypasta] A middle aged man complaining about an online children's card game

Feminist deck

The Picture

I've been making fake sub names for Kripp

Classic

This guy's girlfriend is CRAZY!

This Copypasta Is CRAZY!

All becoming SELLOUT

sellout

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