[Copypasta] A middle aged man complaining about an online children's card game

Kripp needs to find a Romanian woman

twitchquotes: KRIPP! This is Papparian, your father! What is this I hear about marrying a Greek woman and making mini kripps with her??!! You need to find yourself a real full bodied Romanian woman, boy. One that can hand squeeze OJ and carry on our bloodline.

twitch chat

July 2014

Kripp

ATTENTION 2003 KIDS

twitchquotes: ❗️❗️❗️ATTENTION 2003 KIDS❗️❗️❗️!!! This

is the last year of being a kid 😔👦👧! Because NEXT 👉YEAR! We gon be T33N4G3RS💁🙅💅!! PARTYING 🎉💃 DRINKING 🍻🍸🍹🍷 MAKING OUT AND SEX 👅💦😳 PERIODS 😩🍫 HEARTBREAKS 💔😪 MIDDLE SCHOOL SOPHOMORES (7TH GRADE)

twitch chat

June 2015

Kripp

Hafu likes money a lot

twitchquotes: (◕‿◕✿) Hello! My name is Hafu! (◡‿◡✿) My boyfriend just broke up with me! He said he doesn't like looking at my beef curtains and my chest is too flat. (◕‿-) But it's okay! I will sob uncontrollably on stream. My viewers will feel sorry for me and give me lots of money. I like money a lot. (｡♥‿♥｡)

twitch chat

September 2014

Kripp

HELLO BLIZZARD I WANT TO REPORT A BUG

twitchquotes: 📞 BabyRage

HELLO BLIZZARD 📞 BabyRage

I WANT TO REPORT A BUG 📞 BabyRage

MY OPPONENTS ARE ALL NETDECKERS

twitch chat

February 2017

Kripp

Hearthstone

When Kripp plays Reno warrior...

twitchquotes: Captain's log, entry 69, stardate 420. It has been 9001 days since the SS Kripp first entered into this game of hearthstone, and still there appears to be no signs of release, no way out. I fear for the lives of myself and my crew, we may all pass of old age before we are freed from this particular game.

twitch chat

November 2015

Kripp

[Copypasta] A middle aged man complaining about an online children's card game

Kripp needs to find a Romanian woman

ATTENTION 2003 KIDS

Hafu likes money a lot

HELLO BLIZZARD I WANT TO REPORT A BUG

Hearthstone

When Kripp plays Reno warrior...

Hearthstone

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