Kripp, when you have dinner with Reynad, do you even need table salt?
(▀̿Ĺ̯├┬┴┬┴ Psst... kid, you wanna disable adblock?
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Sneakily squeak until light of dawn
twitchquotes:When I fart Kripp feel the fart. He hard press A and D and try to avoid the fart. But Kripp smell the fart. My viscosity meter is always highest when Kripp in the room. We sneakily squeak until light of dawn. All becoming well met.
When I fart Kripp feel the fart. He hard press A and D and try to avoid the fart. But Kripp smell the fart. My viscosity meter is always highest when Kripp in the room. We sneakily squeak until light of dawn. All becoming well met.
Marginally optimizing a children's game!
twitchquotes:Hey Kripp, loyal fan chiming in here (for once). I think your stream is great! I would have spent my time working towards a cure for cancer, or how to automate food production in the 3rd world, but luckily i stumbled onto your stream and now I can waste my time watching you marginally optimize a children's game! What a career you have made!
Hey Kripp, loyal fan chiming in here (for once). I think your stream is great! I would have spent my time working towards a cure for cancer, or how to automate food production in the 3rd world, but luckily i stumbled onto your stream and now I can waste my time watching you marginally optimize a children's game! What a career you have made!
Dear Mr. Morosan, this is the Hellenic Ministry of Health
twitchquotes:Dear Mr. Morosan, this is the Hellenic Ministry of Health. We have received reports of excessive production on your Twitch channel. You are a toxic individual and are hereby classified a Class A threat to national security. Please turn yourself in at the nearest station to be deported.
Dear Mr. Morosan, this is the Hellenic Ministry of Health. We have received reports of excessive PJSalt production on your Twitch channel. You are a toxic individual and are hereby classified a Class A threat to national security. Please turn yourself in at the nearest Kappa station to be deported.
Kripp's wife Hafu and future son Dennis Morosan
twitchquotes:hello kripp, I am from the future. I am best friends with your son, Dennis Morosan. Your wife, Hafu, sent me to tell you Well Met and to message her how much you value penguins and OJ
hello kripp, I am from the future. I am best friends with your son, Dennis Morosan. Your wife, Hafu, sent me to tell you Well Met and to message her how much you value penguins and OJ
Show browser history or riot!
twitchquotes:ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ SHOW BROWSER HISTORY OR RIOT ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ