Kripp, when you have dinner with Reynad, do you even need table salt?
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John "D" Dos, inventor of the DDOS
twitchquotes:Greetings Kripp, it is I, John "D" Dos, inventor of the DDOS. It has come to my attention that children are using my invention for malicious reasons. Please send me your address, phone number, credit card and social security numbers so I can help you fix this problem.
Greetings Kripp, it is I, John "D" Dos, inventor of the DDOS. It has come to my attention that children are using my invention for malicious reasons. Please send me your address, phone number, credit card and social security numbers so I can help you fix this problem.
This guy's appendicitis is CRAZY!
twitchquotes:β βThis guy's appendicitis is CRAZY!β β βMy appendix can't win against an appendicitis like thatβ β "He NEEDED precisely that appendicitis to win" β βHe topdecked the only appendicitis that could beat meβ β "He had the perfect infection" β βThere was nothing I could doβ β βI played that perfectly"
β βThis guy's appendicitis is CRAZY!β β βMy appendix can't win against an appendicitis like thatβ β "He NEEDED precisely that appendicitis to win" β βHe topdecked the only appendicitis that could beat meβ β "He had the perfect infection" β βThere was nothing I could doβ β βI played that perfectly"
twitchquotes:"Alright, time for a quick bathroom break. Prime it up guys." I say as i take off my headphones. Once i'm out of camera view, i break down. The tears won't stop. "Goddamn it, i can't do this shit anymore." Rania puts her hand on my shoulder, "Just a few more years, then you'll be able to retire." She never understood. She never had to spend the hours playing this fucking card game over and over every night. But she's right, i have to keep going. Just a little longer and i'll be free...
"Alright, time for a quick bathroom break. Prime it up guys." I say as i take off my headphones. Once i'm out of camera view, i break down. The tears won't stop. "Goddamn it, i can't do this shit anymore." Rania puts her hand on my shoulder, "Just a few more years, then you'll be able to retire." She never understood. She never had to spend the hours playing this fucking card game over and over every night. But she's right, i have to keep going. Just a little longer and i'll be free...