[Copypasta] Too salty for table salt

twitchquotes: Kripp, when you have dinner with Reynad, do you even need table salt?
twitch chat
October 2014
Kripp
I used to be a real ad
More Kripp Copypastas

Please top switching the first 2 letters of words

twitchquotes: Dear chat, please top switching the first 2 letters of words; thereby forming a new or complety bogus word. For example in the two word sentence: "MIC MUTED". I and manny others have no idea what this means because you have switched the M with M and the M with the M. This confuses me to infinity. Thanks in advanced.
twitch chat
November 2014
Kripp

Kripp and G2A

twitchquotes: "I won't do it." says Kripp."You guys are rotten scammers selling stolen keys." The G2A dealer stands in the corner, face obscured by the shadows. "Are you sure?" he says with a toothy grin. Kripp nods. The G2A dealer steps out of the shadow, and Kripp is shocked to see it is none other than Scamaz. "I give the order, and Rania and Pupparian die. I've already taken Cattarian as punishment. Now sign the deal." Kripp sobs as he signs, and hopes his viewers will one day understand his plight.
twitch chat
July 2016
Kripp

Don Han'Cho tells Kripp to disenchant his collection

twitchquotes: Hey Kripp its Don Han'Cho SMOrc SMOrc from da grimy goons. I got a job for yah. I know about a warehouse holding thousands of pounds of arcane dust. I got a tip that this place is called "collecteen manajaire" sounds french or somethin I don know. Anyways what I want you to do is da sneak in to dis place and look for a button called "deez ench ant". You whack dat and da goons will take care of da rest. You game?
twitch chat
December 2016
Kripp

Hearthstone

If kripp has million number of fans i am one of them

twitchquotes: If kripp has million number of fans i am one of them 🙋🏻. if kripp has ten fans i am one of them. if kripp have only one fan and that is me 🙋🏼🙋🏽🙋🏾. if kripp has no fans, that means i am no more on the earth 😢. if world against the kripp, i am against the world ❌🌍☄️. i love #kripp till my last breath.. 😍 .. Die Hard fan of kripp 🤓🌹. Hit Like If you Think kripp Best player & Smart In the world 🤠
twitch chat
March 2018
Kripp

Why can't I mill this zoo?

twitchquotes: 乁། ˵ ◕ – ◕ ˵ །ㄏ WHY CANT I MILL THIS ZOO? 乁། ˵ ◕ – ◕ ˵ །ㄏ
twitch chat
January 2015
Kripp
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