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Fulfill my dreams of being an industrial vacuum
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Hello Reynad, big fan here trying to fulfill my dreams of being an industrial vacuum for constipated hospital patients, any tips on sucking ass?
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Arena wins and donger size
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Hunters are compelled by a mysterious force to attack face
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After months of careful and thorough research, I have discovered that Hunters, quite literally, do NOT have the capacity to trade minions. They are physically unable to attack an opponents minion with one of theirs. They a compelled by some mysterious force to mindlessly attack the face of their opponent.
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Hey Reynad, King of Nigeria here
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Hey Reynad, King of Nigeria here. Through generations of inbreeding, my family tree now looks more like a family reef. The genetic defects are getting out of hand. My grandson was just born with a giant donger on his head. How will this affect my reign?
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SHOVE A HAMSTER
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ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ SHOVE A HAMSTER IN MY ASS ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ
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