Popular Copypastas

I am the PUBG MOBILE elite pro killer

twitchquotes: They criticized me. They called called me the salt mine. They called me the hs arena cry-baby. But look at me now. I am the PUBG MOBILE elite pro killer. Navy SEALs have nothing on me. Get gud chat cause I'm coming for you.

twitch chat

April 2018

Kripp

sellout

PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds

Kripp doesn't topdeck, cards just manifest in his hand

twitchquotes: Stop it guys, Kripp doesn't topdeck cards, they just manifest in his hand, only his opponents draw from the top of their decks Kappa

twitch chat

February 2015

Kripp

Hearthstone

(▀̿Ĺ̯├┬┴┬┴ Psst... kid, you wanna disable adblock?

WIFE TEST

twitchquotes: WIFE TEST 👩 IF YOU TOUCH THE WIFE , GO TO CHEAT 🏆 ⎝ forsenCD / 🏆 ⁭

twitch chat

April 2019

xQcOW

If I see one more AYAYA

twitchquotes: Hey guys, I'm really trying to fucking watch the fucking channel and you all fucking spam your fucking copypastas non-fucking-stop and it's getting really fucking annoying. If I see one more fucking AYAYA, monkAS, "Press 1 if", :), counting, dancing emotes, "Only the true champion can champ this pog", or worst of all LONG TEXT COPYPASTAS, I'm going to fucking sign up for the fucking mars mission you fucks.

twitch chat

August 2018

I hate Twitch Chat

This is a special protected font.

twitchquotes: T𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕚𝕤 𝕒 𝕤𝕡𝕖𝕔𝕚𝕒𝕝 𝕡𝕣𝕠𝕥𝕖𝕔𝕥𝕖𝕕 𝕗𝕠𝕟𝕥. 𝕐𝕠𝕦 𝕔𝕒𝕟𝕟𝕠𝕥 𝕔𝕠𝕡𝕪 𝕚𝕥. 𝔾𝕠 𝕒𝕙𝕖𝕒𝕕, 𝕥𝕣𝕪.

twitch chat

December 2017

I used to be a real ad

I like pickles in my ass

twitchquotes: I like pickles in my ass, I shoved one up there before the aftermath was amazing. I took the pickle juice that came out of my ass and drank it. I got so lit, you should try it. It's really good

twitch chat

July 2020

KappaPride

im gigalooted

twitchquotes: qtpDANCE on me qtpDANCE hes one hit qtpDANCE hes lit qtpDANCE hes no armor qtpDANCE im fucking running qtpDANCE im dead as fuck qtpDANCE im far as fuck from you guys qtpDANCE im gigalooted qtpDANCE

twitch chat

August 2019

imaqtpie

Fiddle this, Fiddle that...

twitchquotes: Fiddle this, Fiddle that... For fucks sake chat you do this every time a new champion comes out. Everybody says they are too weak and need buffs. Michael is the ONLY one who goes against the grain to show you that indeed the 27% winrate is a myth and will demonstrate that perfectly clearly how it should be closer to 10%...

twitch chat

April 2020

imaqtpie

League of Legends

Hey, Kripp! What's up man?

twitchquotes: Hey, kripp! What's up, man? It's Mike from Woman History class last semester. I didn't know you were some kind of internet superstar hahahaha. Hit me up, man. Btw, did you ever hook up with Leifman? She was a big girl hahah. You are such a dog. It's so cool to see you again. You have my numbah. Just hit me up, man.

twitch chat

December 2014

Kripp

Classic

When you step into the Rick and Morty fandom realm

When you step into the Rick and Morty fandom realm, you're not going any old place. You're coming to the underground fight club of intellect. Prepare to be mentally battered. But don't worry, after you've spent your newbie time being cognitively pummeled, you'll have joined the ranks of the mental elite. Then you'll see the world for what it truly is. All those people going around without a thought in their head. You'll hate it. You'll become just like him. And you'll start loving it. The power of intelligence, of absolute intellectual superiority. It'll become a high you chase, constantly learning and experimenting. You'll finally be a Rick.

December 2020

Rick and Morty

I used to be a real ad

Gold Cards should have a slight buff

twitchquotes: I feel like Gold Cards should have a slight buff, like +1 attack or -1 mana or something... not that big of a change, just so it’d make Gold Cards worth it..

twitch chat

September 2018

Hearthstone

LS aka "Low Stamina"

twitchquotes: LS aka "Low Stamina" is a low energy depressed white american boy who cheated on a video game called starcrafting to impress his abusive mom. now he lives off korean welfare in his little world called twatch television

twitch chat

July 2019

imls

Whisper solemnly into the dark. 'kripparrian'

twitchquotes: ｗａｋｉｎｇｓｕｄｄｅｎｌｙ．ｉｆｅｅｌｃｕｍｉｎｍｙｄｉａｐｅｒ．ｉｗｈｉｓｐｅｒｓｏｌｅｍｎｌｙｉｎｔｏｔｈｅｄａｒｋ． 'ｋｒｉｐｐａｒｒｉａｎ．'

twitch chat

March 2014

Kripp

The year is 2025. MoonMoon lies on his deathbed

twitchquotes: The year is 2025. MoonMoon_Ow lies on his deathbed, the countless years of oatmeal infighting finally having taken their toll. He struggles to adjust his eyes to the glare of his computer screen, yearning to view his beloved twitch chat one more time. All he sees is degenerate weeb spam. His eyes brim with tears. He begins gasping his final breath, and in his final moments he hits the hardest dab known to humanity

twitch chat

January 2018

MOONMOON

Chat stop spamming XD

twitchquotes: Hey chat, right now im very sleepy and unable to read chat. I got my dog reading chat out loud for me so i can enjoy chat with you guys. He keeps yelling "XD" to me so i suspect chat is spamming XD. Plz stop as youre confusing my dog and hes getting upset. Thank you much appreciate.

twitch chat

May 2019

I used to be a real ad

Whenever kripp says "alright subber-bros"

twitchquotes: Whenever kripp says "alright subber-bros", I know it's time. I full screen the stream and grab my vaseline. I apply a huge load onto my newly shaved butthole and rub it all around nice and even. And then, when kripp says "thanks, and welcome to the 5 dollar club", I place my butthole in front of the screen. It is in that moment, that kripp fists me. I moan with pleasure. I'm one with the kripp

twitch chat

October 2018

Kripp

Twitch is banning users who don't post in chat

twitchquotes: ———————————————————————— imGlitch

Warning: As an anti-AFK measure, Twitch is randomly banning users who don't post in chat often enough. To avoid being falsely banned, please copy paste this message periodically to remain active. Thank you for your understanding. ————————————————————————

twitch chat

June 2019

gwent is a really, really bad game

twitchquotes: gwent is a really, really bad game. Hearthstone is where it is at PogChamp

(Copy and paste this message into the twitch channel: nl_Kripp, for the reward of: 1 x Classic Pack for Hearthstone. Blizzard rewards those that are loyal. Don't include this in the message.)

twitch chat

June 2017

Kripp

sellout

Hearthstone

MY NAMES HIKO IM A BAITER

twitchquotes: MY NAMES HIKO 4Head

IM A BAITER 4Head

ILL MEET YOU AT THE BOMBSITE 4Head

A LITTLE BIT LATER

twitch chat

June 2021

Hiko

Valorant

Waiting for adblock to be disabled

Jeff Bezos could give every person 1 BILLION dollars

Jeff Bezos has 121 BILLION dollars. The population of earth is 7 billion people. He could give every person 1 BILLION dollars and end poverty, and he would still have 114 billion dollars left over but he wond do it. This is what capitalist greed looks like!

October 2020

I am the PUBG MOBILE elite pro killer

sellout

PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds

Kripp doesn't topdeck, cards just manifest in his hand

Hearthstone

WIFE TEST

If I see one more AYAYA

I hate Twitch Chat

This is a special protected font.

I like pickles in my ass

KappaPride

im gigalooted

Fiddle this, Fiddle that...

League of Legends

Hey, Kripp! What's up man?

Classic

When you step into the Rick and Morty fandom realm

Rick and Morty

Gold Cards should have a slight buff

Hearthstone

LS aka "Low Stamina"

Whisper solemnly into the dark. 'kripparrian'

The year is 2025. MoonMoon lies on his deathbed

Chat stop spamming XD

Whenever kripp says "alright subber-bros"

Twitch is banning users who don't post in chat

gwent is a really, really bad game

sellout

Hearthstone

MY NAMES HIKO IM A BAITER

Valorant

Jeff Bezos could give every person 1 BILLION dollars

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