[Copypasta] Stupid low effort memeing

twitchquotes: Every time i watch your stream, I see good old regular normal people trying to ask genuine interesting or just social questions, only to be drowned out by the constant spam of mindless twitch emotes such as KEKW which dont really add any value to the stream. Even worse is the constant copying and pasting of stupid low effort memeing.
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March 2020
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Day 2 without sports

twitchquotes: Day 2 without sports: Found a young lady sitting on my couch yesterday. Apparently she’s my wife. She seems nice. Apparently we also have 2 kids.
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March 2020

Coronavirus

COVID

I smoke the weed everyday

twitchquotes: I smoke the weed everyday, I too am a Marijuana consumer. 420 is my favourite number. By the way, did I mention that I hit that kush good. I'm so high right now, becuase of all the weed I smoke. 420 Blaze it fam, life is good.
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August 2019

Anime girl 4

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December 2018

Weebs

Navy Seal Copypasta in uwu

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April 2022

Navy Seal

gwent is a really, really bad game

twitchquotes: gwent is a really, really bad game. Hearthstone is where it is at PogChamp (Copy and paste this message into the twitch channel: nl_Kripp, for the reward of: 1 x Classic Pack for Hearthstone. Blizzard rewards those that are loyal. Don't include this in the message.)
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June 2017
Kripp

sellout

Hearthstone

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