[Copypasta] So me and my bros wanted to once and for all test the hypothesis that we are all living in a matrix.

So me and my bros wanted to once and for all test the hypothesis that we are all living in a matrix. We came to the conclusion that a matrix could only run so smoothly because of our predictable behaviour. For example, if you eat it is likely that you swallow your food. Therefore, the matrix would be ready to initiate a digestion program. But if a group of people did something unpredictable, the matrix would shut down. So what we did is we randomly started gang banging each other. The matrix could have never predicted that because that is like super gay. But nothing happened (matrix-wise). But this is not point why am I writing about this. My friends now want to do the gang-banging shit again and I am not sure how to respond to that.
December 2021
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Day 2 without sports

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twitch chat
March 2020

Coronavirus

COVID

Hey Kripp, Dan from HearthArena here

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September 2018
Kripp

Hearthstone

salty

Greetings Kripp, I am Dr. Hannibal Lector

twitchquotes: ΰΌΌ ぀ Ν‘ Ν‘Β° ͜ Κ– Ν‘ Ν‘Β° ༽぀ Greetings Kripp, I am Dr. Hannibal Lector, renowned Psychiatrist based in Baltimore, Maryland. I have heard you are the saltiest man alive, I am intrigued by a man of your... tastes. I would like to invite you for... dinner. ΰΌΌ ぀ Ν‘ Ν‘Β° ͜ Κ– Ν‘ Ν‘Β° ༽぀
twitch chat
January 2015
Kripp

Classic

salty

Why is your cat at school today Kripp?

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October 2014
Kripp
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