So me and my bros wanted to once and for all test the hypothesis that we are all living in a matrix. We came to the conclusion that a matrix could only run so smoothly because of our predictable behaviour. For example, if you eat it is likely that you swallow your food. Therefore, the matrix would be ready to initiate a digestion program. But if a group of people did something unpredictable, the matrix would shut down.
So what we did is we randomly started gang banging each other. The matrix could have never predicted that because that is like super gay. But nothing happened (matrix-wise).
But this is not point why am I writing about this. My friends now want to do the gang-banging shit again and I am not sure how to respond to that.
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β βThis guy's appendicitis is CRAZY!β β βMy appendix can't win against an appendicitis like thatβ β "He NEEDED precisely that appendicitis to win" β βHe topdecked the only appendicitis that could beat meβ β "He had the perfect infection" β βThere was nothing I could doβ β βI played that perfectly"
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This Copypasta Is CRAZY!
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Before watching Reynad I was a young positive, 13 year old
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Before watching reynad i was a young positive, 13 year old male with a can do attitude the world was in my hands waiting to be conquored. Now after watching reynad for a year I am bitter, hopeless and blame everything on others
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Iβm struggling to accept religious people as human (/r/atheism parody)
This has been growing in me for a while, but the more I see whatβs going on in africa and the middle east, and all the bullshit around the world in the name of religion, Iβve gotten to a point where Iβm looking at all religious people as not even human. I donβt know if I quite see them as livestock or wild animals or whatever, but itβs pretty close to it. I still donβt understand why people say to respect other peopleβs religious beliefs. I certainly donβt. I actually think religious beliefs should be mocked, ripped apart, criticized relentlessly, and actually probably be made illegal. I hope to see a future where believers are looked at as mentally ill and mentally retarded, who need to be locked up and treated, or sent to jail. Iβm just so disgusted by all of them.