[Copypasta] BALDING not MALDING

Twelve days of gachi

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On the Twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me gachiGASM

12 slaves in bondage gachiGASM

11 Pairs of shackles gachiGASM

10 12-inch dildos gachiGASM

9 boys next door gachiGASM

8 brand new whips gachiGASM

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6 hot loads gachiGASM

5 wrestling mats gachiGASM

4 suction masks gachiGASM

3 fisting sessions gachiGASM

2 billy figures gachiGASM

And a signed autograph from aniki gachiGASM

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April 2019

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KappaPride

I have noticed that, although this planet has 3.8 billion women, I have not had sex 3.8 billion times.

I have noticed that, although this planet has 3.8 billion women, I have not had sex 3.8 billion times. I'm not sure if this is being done intentionally or if these "friends" are forgetting to 'fuck' me. Either way, I've had enough. I have compiled a spreadsheet of individuals who have "forgotten" to 'fuck' me in my recent years. After 2 consecutive strikes, your name is automatically highlighted (shown in red) and I am immediately notified. 3 consecutive strikes and you can expect an in-person "consultation". Think about your actions.

August 2021

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April 2021

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June 2017

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Why are Chess Players so Racist?

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August 2021

[Copypasta] BALDING not MALDING

Twelve days of gachi

KappaPride

I have noticed that, although this planet has 3.8 billion women, I have not had sex 3.8 billion times.

Lazy SCP writers be like

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Why are Chess Players so Racist?

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