[Copypasta] BALDING not MALDING

twitchquotes: Look at all of these non-intellectuals in chat. They struggle so hard to spell simple words such as "bald". They always type "mald" in chat instead. The pure stupidity in chat makes me lose hair in a way in which my hairline recedes aka "BALDING" not "MALDING".
twitch chat
July 2019
I used to be a real ad
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Mr Bear song (that's where your hopes go to die)

Well There's all sorts of creatures, down on Dangley Doodle Farm. Like wise old Mr Octopus, with way too many arms! There's Mr Pig! And Mr Cow! They're always in good moods. But That's cause they don't know they'll soon be sliced up into food! Mr Bear! What's that over there? That's where your hopes go to turn into despair. Mr Bear! What's That over there? That's where your dreams go to die! Mr Racoon! Wants to go to the moon. He'll end up as a bus driver soon! Mr Porcupine! Thinks he'll read the news at nine, he'll end up as a janitor, who stinks of turpentine. Mr Tiny Mouse! Thought he'd own a massive house. Ended up in a bed sit where he can't control the louse! Mr Horse! Though he'd go into professional sports. Now he's an alcoholic and he's on his third divorce! Mr Bear! What's that over there? That's the place your life becomes an endless questionnaire! Mr Bear! What's that over there? That's where your hopes go to die. Lower your expectations! Maybe you could get a job in telecommunications. No matter how you try you'll never reach the League of Nations. The best you'll get is middle rank in trading operations! So lower your expectations! You'll never win an oscar, so there's no congratulations. The future that is coming will not meet specifications. And no amount of visualisations will save you from your own deterioration Mr Bear! What's that over there? That's the tramp who thought he'd be a multimillionaire! Mr Bear! What's that over there? That's where self-esteem goes to die. Mr Bear! What's that over there? That's the disappointment that is waiting everywhere! Mr Bear! What's that over there? That's where your schemes go to die! That's where your dreams go to die! That's where dreams go to die!
April 2022

666

twitchquotes: 123+123+420=666 Illuminati confirmed
twitch chat
November 2014
Forsen

Don't mind me just taking my Lea for a walk

twitch chat
May 2016
Legendaryleah

You have been gifted a waifu

twitchquotes: β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€” TwitchVotes You have been gifted a waifu. Type AYAYA to activateβ€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”
twitch chat
May 2019

Weebs

Cybrix's voice

twitchquotes: ＀ｅａｒ οΌ£ο½™ο½‚ο½’ο½‰ο½˜οΌŒ οΌ© ο½ˆο½ο½–ο½… ο½‚ο½…ο½…ο½Ž ο½“ο½…ο½–ο½…ο½’ο½…ο½Œο½™ ｄｅｐｒｅｓｓｅｄ ｏｖｅｒ ο½”ο½ˆο½… ο½Œο½ο½“ο½” ο½ο½ο½Žο½”ο½ˆ ο½ο½Žο½„ ο½ˆο½ο½–ο½… ο½ƒο½ο½Žο½”ο½…ο½ο½ο½Œο½ο½”ο½…ο½„ ο½“ο½•ο½‰ο½ƒο½‰ο½„ο½…οΌŽ １ｆｔｅｒ ο½ˆο½…ο½ο½’ο½‰ο½Žο½‡ ｙｏｕｒ ο½–ο½ο½‰ο½ƒο½…οΌŒ οΌ© ο½Žο½ο½— ο½’ο½…ο½ο½Œο½‰ο½šο½… οΌ© ο½ˆο½ο½–ο½… ο½Žο½ο½”ο½ˆο½‰ο½Žο½‡ ο½Œο½…ο½†ο½” ｔｏ ο½Œο½‰ο½–ο½… ｆｏｒ ο½ο½Žο½„ ο½—ο½‰ο½Œο½Œ ο½‹ο½‰ο½Œο½Œ ο½ο½™ο½“ο½…ο½Œο½† ο½”ο½ˆο½‰ο½“ ο½—ο½…ο½…ο½‹οΌŽοΌŽοΌŽοΌŽ οΌ΄ο½ˆο½ο½Žο½‹ο½“ ｆｏｒ ο½ο½ο½‹ο½‰ο½Žο½‡ ｍｙ ο½„ο½…ο½ƒο½‰ο½“ο½‰ο½ο½Ž ｓｏ ｅａｓｙ OpieOP
twitch chat
June 2014
Kripp
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