twitchquotes:
QT, after a long time of watching your mediocre gameplay, and biting cats tails. We have always seen you in your white shirt, the only other time being black tshirt to your wedding. Why is your shirt blue? Are you trying to tell us something? Do you need help? Is this a cry of attention? We need to know QT ... Sincerely, a concerned chatter.
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imaqtpie
I-I hate to point this out mr qtpie b-but you appear to be a boosted bonobo 
Hello Mr. Michael "Imaqtpie" Santana, I am here to "view" your channel as was previously discussed.
but not my bananna,