Popular Copypastas

Joe Biden eat hot chip and lie

twitchquotes: He lets out a sigh and then a plastic smile. “Under the Biden administration,” he says, carefully “There will be a few new rules. It will be forbidden to cook,” The crowd gasps. “Everyone will have to eat McDonalds,” Jill hangs her head in shame. “You may have to charge your phone. You may have to twerk. Hell, you may even have to be bisexual.” An uproar starts in the crowd, but Biden ushers a silence with his next words “But it will all be worth it when we as a people can eat hot chip and lie. Thank you.” Biden leaves the podium to a thunderous applause. America is saved.

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November 2020

Professional headmeat physician

twitchquotes: Hello Tyler, this is Dhanraj Ameer, the professional headmeat physician, thank you for contacting me last week. My team and I have been looking at x-rays of your skull and we are interested in a procedure that involves taking the head meat from the sides of your head and using it to fill in the dent in the middle. The procedure is popularly known as "Running it down mid". Let me know

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January 2020

Tyler1

What happened to this ad? :(

LS, aka "Lucian Senna"

LS, aka "Lucian Senna", is the most boring top lane match up that is often ridiculed for it's low interactivity, freezing and questionable skill expression. It is especially notorious for endless lane pushing and cheater recall abusing. It is often played by a low platinum solo-queue 130 BPM LCS costreamer.

March 2021

imls

That hunk of a man, Blank

twitchquotes: That hunk of a man, Blank, is an E-sports athlete? Unbelievable. He could be a freakin model. Or a pro footballer with a ripped physique like that. That is by far the hottest sportsman to ever grace the esports industry. I'd let him blunk me any day.

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July 2018

LCK

League of Legends

THROW THIS CRAB 2 MAKE HBOX MAD

twitchquotes: 🦀 THROW 🦀 THIS 🦀 CRAB 🦀 2 🦀 MAKE 🦀 HBOX 🦀 MAD

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June 2019

Rhyme Chant

Super Smash Bros

What happened to this ad? :(

Hello Mr. Squirrel it's nice to meet you!

twitchquotes: You're acting similar to a squirrel eating his peanuts! XD Guess who's an adorable squirrel? It's you Reynad!! Wooo. Let's see how many peanuts you can hide in your cheeks! Hello Mr. Squirrel it's nice to meet you!

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May 2015

Reynad

Dog Face (no space)

twitchquotes: FrankerZ

= Dog Face (no space)

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March 2014

TheOddOne

Self-proclaimed 138 IQ alpha male on r/Stellaris

Lol... what we have here, is called a "normie," per se. You see, the original meme, that you are referencing, mentions David, not Jason. It is quite a popular meme and the name is pretty hard to forget, so my down-vote is on you (double entendre hehe), buddy boy.

October 2021

iamverysmart

Jim Cramer responds to GameStop apes on Twitter

But you know what? I miss the good people whom i used to interact before these pathetic parodies of human minds ascended from the gates of hell. Well, now that i know they are going broke and just care about Gamestop and pump and dump schemes I will end their tyranny. NOW

September 2021

WallStreetBets

Taco did we come back?

twitchquotes: Taco: "Actually, I remember one time we were playing against Virtus Pro, Nuke, and it was 15-5 to VP. We were playing as T. VP are CT. And Fallen said, guys if you think we are good, let's prove it now." Teammate: "Did you come back?" Taco: "Of course not. 16-5."

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November 2019

CSGO

What happened to this ad? :(

ULTIMATE AND FINAL SIMP

twitchquotes: As a man who has a daughter, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to raise a girl for some female to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL SIMP. Think about it logically.

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November 2020

Simps

I need the 2-3 police here right away

twitchquotes: ╰(”◕﹏◕”)つ hello 2-3 police, i need you here right away, its an emergency ╰(”◕﹏◕”)つ

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February 2015

Kripp

Copypastus Totalus

twitchquotes: ╰( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )つ──☆*:・ﾟ Copypastus Totalus!! I can't believe people actually take time out of their day to copy and paste messages instead of contributing to chat. What kind of inhuman degenerate would take pleasure in wasting valuable chat space? Quite FrankerZly, it's discusseding.

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April 2015

Kripp

You see, I have a very high IQ

twitchquotes: You see, I have a very high IQ. Do you want to know why? Well, I'll tell you anyways, I have a high IQ because I watch this amazing television show (which to my surprise piqued my interest unlike many other television shows) Rick and Morty. This show is remarkably intellectual (Like me, mind you) and not like any other animated shows. My most favorite joke from the show is "WUBALUBADUBDUB" it makes me giddy inside and knowing the common folk wont understand the joke makes me laugh even harder!

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March 2019

Rick and Morty

Only the realest homie can stack the perfect T

twitchquotes: TriHard

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ TriHard

Only the realest homie can stack the perfect T.

twitch chat

February 2020

I used to be a real ad

Twitch Chat containment solution

twitchquotes: International efforts to contain the most toxic and dangerous internet dwellers have failed time and time again, until a secret organisation offered to build a prison for internet's worst scum. The project codenamed "Twitch Chat" pretending to be an addition to a livestreaming service has proven to be a very effective containment solution.

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January 2019

Your copypasta is not good enough

twitchquotes: If you are posting the same copypasta more than once every few minutes, it means that your copypasta is not good enough to be self sustaining, and therefore is subpar. Either step you game up, or just gtfo and let real chat experts do their work.

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September 2015

Reynad

Hello Kripp, this is Optimus Prime

twitchquotes: ＨｅｌｌｏＫｒｉｐｐｔｈｉｓｉｓＯｐｔｉｍｕｓＰｒｉｍｅｒｅｓｐｏｎｄｉｎｇｔｏｙｏｕｒｅｎｃｏｄｅｄｍｅｓｓａｇｅ．ＷｅａｒｅｎｏｔｉｎｔｅｒｅｓｔｅｄｉｎｐｏｕｒｉｎｇｏｕｒｓｅｌｆｉｎＯＪｗｈｉｌｅＴｏｐｄｅｃｋｉｎｇＤｏｎｇｅｒｓ．ＰｌｅａｓｅｂｅａｄｖｉｓｅｔｈａｔａｎｙｍｏｒｅｂｅｅｐｉｎｇｗｉｌｌｌｅａｖｅｍｅｎｏｃｈｏｉｃｅｂｕｔｔｏｐｅｐｐｅｒｏｎｉｔｈｅＮａｚｉｍｏｄｓ．

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March 2014

Kripp

Rania's a DongDigger

twitchquotes: [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°̲̅)̲̅$̲̅] I ain't saying Rania's a DongDigger, but she ain't messin with no broke krippers [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°̲̅)̲̅$̲̅]

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March 2014

Kripp

(▀̿Ĺ̯├┬┴┬┴ Psst... kid, you wanna disable adblock?

Happy 420 emoji copypasta

April 2021

Joe Biden eat hot chip and lie

Professional headmeat physician

LS, aka "Lucian Senna"

That hunk of a man, Blank

League of Legends

THROW THIS CRAB 2 MAKE HBOX MAD

Rhyme Chant

Super Smash Bros

Hello Mr. Squirrel it's nice to meet you!

Dog Face (no space)

Self-proclaimed 138 IQ alpha male on r/Stellaris

iamverysmart

Jim Cramer responds to GameStop apes on Twitter

WallStreetBets

Taco did we come back?

CSGO

ULTIMATE AND FINAL SIMP

Simps

I need the 2-3 police here right away

Copypastus Totalus

You see, I have a very high IQ

Rick and Morty

Only the realest homie can stack the perfect T

Twitch Chat containment solution

Your copypasta is not good enough

Hello Kripp, this is Optimus Prime

Rania's a DongDigger

Happy 420 emoji copypasta

VapeNation

Emoji Pasta

Popular Copypastas

Joe Biden eat hot chip and lie

Professional headmeat physician

LS, aka "Lucian Senna"

That hunk of a man, Blank

League of Legends

THROW THIS CRAB 2 MAKE HBOX MAD

Rhyme Chant

Super Smash Bros

Hello Mr. Squirrel it's nice to meet you!

Dog Face (no space)

Self-proclaimed 138 IQ alpha male on r/Stellaris

iamverysmart

Jim Cramer responds to GameStop apes on Twitter

WallStreetBets

Taco did we come back?

CSGO

ULTIMATE AND FINAL SIMP

Simps

I need the 2-3 police here right away

Copypastus Totalus

You see, I have a very high IQ

Rick and Morty

Only the realest homie can stack the perfect T

Twitch Chat containment solution

Your copypasta is not good enough

Hello Kripp, this is Optimus Prime

Rania's a DongDigger

Happy 420 emoji copypasta

VapeNation

Emoji Pasta

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