Guys, Iβm literally detecting seismic activity. I never wanted to rock with anyone more than I want to with Carl. That perfect, chiseled body. Those bountiful hills. The majestic mountains of a literal god. It honestly fucking hurts knowing that I'll never rock with him, pass my sediment through him, and have him birth a set of perfect hot springs. I'd do fricking ANYTHING for the chance to get Carlβs rocks off. A N Y T H I N G. And the fact that I can't is quite honestly too much to fricking bear. Why would Supercell create something so perfect? To fricking tantalize us? Fricking laugh in our faces?! Honestly guys, I just fricking can't anymore. Frick.
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Here in my garage with my pasta linguini
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Here in my garage with my pasta linguini, but you know what I like more than pasta linguini? Macaroni. That's why I bought 7 new cupboards and filled them with over 2,000 new Kraft macaroni and cheese boxes. It's like the master chef Betty Crocker said, "the more you eat, the more you pasta."
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3Head You have entered BREXIT
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We will not go quietly into the night!
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We will not go quietly into the night! 
We will not vanish without a fight! Weβre going to live on! Weβre going to survive! Today, we celebrate our Independence Day! BROTHERS, HOLD THE LINE π₯ _πͺ
We will not vanish without a fight! Weβre going to live on! Weβre going to survive! Today, we celebrate our Independence Day! BROTHERS, HOLD THE LINE π₯ _πͺ
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