Guys, Iβm literally detecting seismic activity. I never wanted to rock with anyone more than I want to with Carl. That perfect, chiseled body. Those bountiful hills. The majestic mountains of a literal god. It honestly fucking hurts knowing that I'll never rock with him, pass my sediment through him, and have him birth a set of perfect hot springs. I'd do fricking ANYTHING for the chance to get Carlβs rocks off. A N Y T H I N G. And the fact that I can't is quite honestly too much to fricking bear. Why would Supercell create something so perfect? To fricking tantalize us? Fricking laugh in our faces?! Honestly guys, I just fricking can't anymore. Frick.
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Kripp
Sorry, I dropped my chess set
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imaqtpie
Atheists β¦ what if you die and you find out it is all real?
Iβm not trying to be an asshole. Think about this before answering.
Atheists β¦ what if you die and you find out it is all real? God, the Bible, Jesus, death on a cross, resurrection β¦ all of it. What then?
Re-read my statement. Your reply is a logical fail
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Re-read my statement. Your reply is a logical fail. I would know because I scored a 174 on the LSAT which got me into Northwestern Law after graduating with top honors from UC Berkeley. BTW...the LSAT is an exam in logic.
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