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Pickpocket hot tip
twitchquotes:Hot tip: When someone yells pickpocket start searching for your wallet in the groin area and exclaim 'Thank God my wallet is safely tucked between my testicles'. The pickpocket will see this and assume that the wallet is there. These people usually have very supple and delicate hands so when they try to take your wallet you will instead get a pleasant fondling to your genital area.
Hot tip: When someone yells pickpocket start searching for your wallet in the groin area and exclaim 'Thank God my wallet is safely tucked between my testicles'. The pickpocket will see this and assume that the wallet is there. These people usually have very supple and delicate hands so when they try to take your wallet you will instead get a pleasant fondling to your genital area.
For people that use "XD"
twitchquotes:But the real question is, when this musing entered your mind, did you really make such a face? Was it so funny that your face contorted into a gaping wide-mouthed smile as your eyes aggressively squinted shut? Did you truly "ex dee"? Were you able to see your screen as you typed with your eyes held steadfast as though they were steel vice grips clamping with hundreds of pounds of force?
But the real question is, when this musing entered your mind, did you really make such a face? Was it so funny that your face contorted into a gaping wide-mouthed smile as your eyes aggressively squinted shut? Did you truly "ex dee"? Were you able to see your screen as you typed with your eyes held steadfast as though they were steel vice grips clamping with hundreds of pounds of force?
I donāt know what Overwatch is
twitchquotes:I donāt know what Overwatch is. Thereās a gorilla and some lesbians and guns but yall never play the gorilla I donāt know. And then sometimes if that wasnāt bad enough sometimes you go and just invent new Overwatches. Like just when Iām getting a handle on what āJunkrat kin discourseā is yall show up with āThis is my new OC her name is Grandma Sniperā and then SHEāS part of the Overwatchers. āThis is Swedish Beefcakeā could yall? not?? I still donāt know what a Hanzo is.
I donāt know what Overwatch is. Thereās a gorilla and some lesbians and guns but yall never play the gorilla I donāt know. And then sometimes if that wasnāt bad enough sometimes you go and just invent new Overwatches. Like just when Iām getting a handle on what āJunkrat kin discourseā is yall show up with āThis is my new OC her name is Grandma Sniperā and then SHEāS part of the Overwatchers. āThis is Swedish Beefcakeā could yall? not?? I still donāt know what a Hanzo is.
Approximately 108 billion people have lived on this planet. Who asked?
According to world population studies, approximately 108 billion people have lived on this planet. Assuming that the average lifespan of all these people was 25, there has been around 2.7 trillion years of life, if we multiply this by the number of days in a year (365), there is a total of 985,500,000,000,000 days of life (985.5 trillion days). Not once in any of those days did anybody ask.
According to world population studies, approximately 108 billion people have lived on this planet. Assuming that the average lifespan of all these people was 25, there has been around 2.7 trillion years of life, if we multiply this by the number of days in a year (365), there is a total of 985,500,000,000,000 days of life (985.5 trillion days). Not once in any of those days did anybody ask.
Is that your knee or you just excited to see me?
twitchquotes:( ͔° ĶŹ ͔°) is that your knee or you just excited to see me? ( ͔° ĶŹ ͔°)