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I get a thousand hugs from 10,000 lightning bugs

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In the song "Fireflies" by Owl City he states "I get a thousand hugs from 10,000 lightning bugs." Are we to assume each bug hugs him a thousand times? Or is he only getting hugged by 1/10th of the bugs? Or is each bug is giving him 1/10th of a hug?

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[Copypasta] TELL US I LOVE YOU GUYS

I get a thousand hugs from 10,000 lightning bugs

You are NOT a closer

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We require you to change your Twitch name to hl_kripp

TWITCH RAIN

Grand Widow Faerlina needs a new succubus

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