[Copypasta] mods will time you out from the chat faster than TSM's 0-6 any% airport speedrun

My son is learning Twitch speak

twitchquotes: Kripp I need advice. My son watches a lot of you, and he doesn’t speak English but is learning from chat. He's starting using terms like "pog","jabaited", and "kappa,” but its gotten to the point where every sentence is Twitchspeak. At dinner my daughter was talking about how she got accepted to college, and my son said "pog you, easy clap". I told him to talk normally to his family, and he replied "Weird champ, normies omegaLOL." I blacklisted twitch and now my son is hysterical, what to do.

twitch chat

December 2019

Kripp

I want to be Kripp's knee

twitchquotes: ＷｈｅｎＩｓｅｅＫｒｉｐｐ＇ｓｋｎｅｅ，Ｉｗａｎｔｔｏｌｉｃｋｔｈｅｋｎｅｅ．Ｉｗａｎｔｔｏｌｉｖｅｉｎｔｈｅｋｎｅｅ．Ｉｗａｎｔｔｏｂｅｔｈｅｋｎｅｅ．Ｉｗａｎｔｔｏｂｅｔｈｅｋｎｅｅｆｒｅｅ．Ｐｌｅａｓｅｎｏｃｏｐｙｐａｓｔｅｒｉｎｏｄｏｎｇｅｒｉｎｏｐｏｏｐｅｒｉｎｏ．

twitch chat

March 2014

Kripp

Why does Kripp have the personality of an unflushed toilet?

twitchquotes: I don't get why Kripp has to have the personality of an unflushed toilet when he streams. At least when he's in mumble we can love to hate Cybrix. And a mumblebro or two spices things up. It gets old watching Kripp eat Greek food, mute his mic to kiss the succubus, and bitch about RNG.

twitch chat

August 2014

Kripp

Holding hands with reynad

twitchquotes: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) When i hold my mouse-cursor over reynads mouse-cursor, it feels like i am holding hands with him ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

twitch chat

May 2015

Reynad

Yo imaqtpie u think your cool?

twitchquotes: Yo imaqtpie u think your cool? with your fcking long hair. well guess what you piece of shit. YOUR NOT! i guess i can beat u in 1v1. im bronze 3 but its only because my team is not good

twitch chat

October 2014

imaqtpie

[Copypasta] mods will time you out from the chat faster than TSM's 0-6 any% airport speedrun

My son is learning Twitch speak

I want to be Kripp's knee

Why does Kripp have the personality of an unflushed toilet?

Holding hands with reynad

Yo imaqtpie u think your cool?

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