[Copypasta] mods will time you out from the chat faster than TSM's 0-6 any% airport speedrun

twitchquotes: Hi guys, please be careful - if you keep writing the same message, mods will time you out from the chat faster than TSM's 0-6 any% airport speedrun last year at World's. This is your last warning. I am a Twitch moderator.
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June 2021
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twitchquotes: Important message from BlizzardĀ® Customer Support: We recently renamed HearthstoneĀ® to FacestoneĀ®. Please make sure not to use HearthstoneĀ®, SkillstoneĀ® or RNGStoneĀ® since these names are obsolete. Thank you.
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twitchquotes: Late last year, we were on an expedition to find the rarest hairstyle of them all.. the "MALDHAWK" A combination of MALD and a hawk nest, it combines the fluidity of middle aged male pattern baldness to a contrast of dead rats. Much to our chagrin, we found it April 13th, 2020, on a morose Canadian gypsy's stream. He had over 10k viewers at the time of writing this
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Noobmaster, hey itā€™s Thor again

twitchquotes: Noobmaster, hey itā€™s Thor again. You know, the god of thunder? Listen buddy, if you donā€™t log off this game immediately I will fly over to your house, and come down to that basement youā€™re hiding in and rip off your arms and shove them up your butt! Oh, thatā€™s right, yea just go cry to your father you little weasel.
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