[Copypasta] mods will time you out from the chat faster than TSM's 0-6 any% airport speedrun

A baby to listen to every night

twitchquotes: I sleep with your stream on every night. I used to be married, you know? She left because she can't stand your voice. I chose you. I'll always choose you, because if I can't have kids with the love of my life, at least I'll have a baby to listen to every night. BabyRage

twitch chat

May 2020

TO GET DROP YOU MUST PUT HAT ON

twitchquotes: TO PartyHat

GET DROP YOU MUST PUT HAT ON THE Kappa

twitch chat

September 2018

FACEIT TV

Last night I shoved live gerbils in my ass for the first time. AMA

July 2022

Confessions

Reynad's Lawyer

twitchquotes: ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽_•︻̷̿┻̿═━一 Greetings, I am Reynad's new lawyer, Gino Pasterino. It appears you are playing one of my client's decks, which is now under copyright at the US patent offices. Please desist immediately or be subject to monetary fines and penalties. No cappuccino.

twitch chat

June 2014

Kripp

I identify as a meme

twitchquotes: I sexually Identify as a meme. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of being uploaded onto the imgur website and linked into the reddit threads. People say to me that a person being a meme is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a computer scientist put my brain into my computer like johnny depp in transendence, equipping me with the dankest of pictures from the internet. From now on I want you guys to call me "Sir Danks-a-lot" and respect my right to meme from above and meme needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a memephobe and need to check your internet privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

twitch chat

January 2015

[Copypasta] mods will time you out from the chat faster than TSM's 0-6 any% airport speedrun

A baby to listen to every night

TO GET DROP YOU MUST PUT HAT ON

Last night I shoved live gerbils in my ass for the first time. AMA

Confessions

Reynad's Lawyer

I identify as a meme

I sexually Identify as

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