[Copypasta] what do you think the billions of dollars smell like

twitchquotes: Do you think that Jeff Bezos gets embarrassed when Twitch mobile has a 10 second delay in front of his billions of dollars? Sorry if this offends anyone but I thought it was a funny thing haha. And I would like to know if any of you have pics of Jeff Bezos looking nervous or embarrassed in front of chat I just want to see it for a few laughs haha. Another thing I am wondering is what do you think the billions of dollars smell like I am just curious for laughs haha I would like to smell them
twitch chat
July 2020
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Lazy SCP writers be like

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April 2021

NA REJOICE! UMA JAN IS HERE!

twitchquotes: NA REJOICE! UMA JAN has crossed the ocean to show you the light! UMA JAN will teach you that sidelanes exist! UMA JAN will teach you that you can win a game before 40 minutes! NA REJOICE! UMA JAN IS HERE!
twitch chat
July 2019
Riot Games

League of Legends

Streamer is a Hydraposter

twitchquotes: I feel that when I post Hydras in [streamer name]'s stream, he secretly enjoys it. First, Nightbot's symbol spamming feature is disabled. Second, the slight sardonic intonation in his voice leads me to suspect that he thinks it's funny. Furthermore, I only ever get 24 hour bans for summoning. If he truly had distain for the Holy Hydra, he would just permaban all the followers. Instead, deep down, I feel [streamer name] is a Hydraposter.
twitch chat
February 2021

You have been gifted another INCOMING HYDRA

twitchquotes: â–Ŧâ–Ŧâ–Ŧâ–Ŧâ–Ŧâ–Ŧâ–Ŧâ–Ŧâ–Ŧâ–ŦāŽœÛŠÛžÛŠāŽœâ–Ŧâ–Ŧâ–Ŧâ–Ŧâ–Ŧâ–Ŧâ–Ŧâ–Ŧâ–Ŧâ–Ŧ You have been gifted another INCOMING HYDRA. Type HandsUp to summon. â–Ŧâ–Ŧâ–Ŧâ–Ŧâ–Ŧâ–Ŧâ–Ŧâ–Ŧâ–Ŧâ–ŦāŽœÛŠÛžÛŠāŽœâ–Ŧâ–Ŧâ–Ŧâ–Ŧâ–Ŧâ–Ŧâ–Ŧâ–Ŧâ–Ŧâ–Ŧ
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September 2020

KappaPride

Hey Kripp, how's it going, Faeria Dev here

twitchquotes: Hey Kripp, how's it going, Faeria Dev here. We noticed that your streams are interesting and entertaining. To fix this issue, we have decided to offer you money to play our very uninteresting and boring card game that is clearly a clone of Hearthstone. We look foward to future business with you and hope that you can sellout out a little bit more in the future. ResidentSleeper
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April 2016
Kripp
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