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if you can affirm something you've eaten that I haven't then I'll sub. I'll give you 3 chances to make it fair since i'm gourmet god PS: Don't waste a guess on "dick". 
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I think Zarya smells like dandelions
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I think Zarya smells like dandelions and a cool breeze. Her colored hair gives of the scent of strawberries in bloom, and her pink gun leaves a smell of bubblegum when shot. Her body smells of sweat, and a strong womanhood. I would love to stuff my head right into her armpit and smother myself. To smell her tomboyish energy. I would die for this.
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Overwatch
The sweat begins to form at qts brow
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The sweat begins to form at qts brow. His fingers are clammy, his neckbeard ruffled. After dying yet again he sees the hope of getting challenger fade away. "oh my god i cant believe we didn't get that guy," he proclaims. This is the beginning of the end for imaqtpie.
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imaqtpie
League of Legends
Find out how old is your waifu
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10 12 14 16 18 20 22 24 26 28 30 find out how old is your waifu β 
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Sorry, I dropped my chess set
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β β β β β β β β βββ β β β β β β β Sorry, I've dropped my chess set β β β β β β β β βββ β β β β β β β βββ β β β β β β ββ ββ β
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imaqtpie
Our dongers will never lower
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OUR BULLETS WILL ANNIHILATE YOU β γ€: β’Μ β β’Μ : β-οΈ»β¦Μ΅βββ€β OUR BLADES WILL PIERCE YOUR SKIN αΰ² o ΰ² )Β€=[]:::::> OUR BEASTS WILL RIP YOU APART ੧㳠ˡ ΰ² α΄₯ ΰ² Λ΅ γ΅γβ. OUR WIZARDS WILL CURSE YOU FOR ETERNITY ΰΌΌβ©ΰΊΩΝΰΊΰΌ½γ€ββοΎ.*ο½₯ο½‘οΎ AND OUR DONGERS WILL NEVER LOWER
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