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if you can affirm something you've eaten that I haven't then I'll sub. I'll give you 3 chances to make it fair since i'm gourmet god PS: Don't waste a guess on "dick". 
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Simping for Pokimane is a lifestyle
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Simping for Pokimane isn't just a moment, itβs a lifestyle π« a reason to breathe π€² an escape from this evil world filled with thieves π Itβs art πΌ the first gift you open on Xmas π a hug from a loved one π€ everything youβve ever wanted love π everything you need ππ₯Ί
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Bro, you MASHING right now!
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Last night, I dreamt I was the head chef at an Italian restaurant, and a notoriously-picky food critic was waiting for his meal. I was terrified. His review would make or break my career as a chef. I spent an hour cooking up the best pasta I had ever made, and brought it out to his table. But the moment I came up to him, he turned to me and shouted "Bro, you MASHING right now!" I was stunned. It was NairoMK. I woke up in a cold sweat.
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Cinco de Mayo origin
Most people donβt know but back in 1912, Hellmanβs mayonnaise was manufactured in England. In fact the Titanic was carrying 12,000 jars of this delicious condiment, scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, which was to be the port for the great ship after its stop in New York. This would have been the largest ever shipment on mayonnaise ever delivered to Mexico. But as we know the great ship did not make it to New York. This ship hit an iceberg and sank and the cargo was forever lost. The people of Mexico, who were crazy about the tantalising condiment, and were eagerly awaiting the delivery, were disconsolate at the loss. The anguish was so great that they declared a national day of warning which they sill observe to this day. The national day of mourning occurs every year on the 5th of May, you probably know it as Cinco de Mayo
Yamas! This is Mr OpieOP's Greek Restaurant
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Yα΄α΄α΄s! α΄ΚΙͺs Ιͺs α΄Κ. 
's Ι’Κα΄α΄α΄ Κα΄sα΄α΄α΄Κα΄Ι΄α΄. Fα΄Κ α΄ ΚΙͺα΄Ιͺα΄α΄α΄
α΄Ιͺα΄α΄ α΄Ι΄Κy, yα΄α΄ α΄α΄Ι΄ Ι’α΄α΄ α΄ Κα΄ΚΙ’α΄ α΄α΄’α΄α΄α΄’Ιͺα΄Ιͺ α΄©Ιͺα΄’α΄’α΄ α΄Ι΄α΄
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Ιͺα΄α΄ sα΄Κα΄ ΙͺΙ΄Ι’ α΄F α΄α΄α΄’α΄ Fα΄Κ α΄Ι΄Κy 4.20 $! α΄α΄ Κα΄ α΄ΚΙͺΙ’ΙͺΚΚα΄ α΄α΄ α΄ΚΙͺs α΄FFα΄Κ, α΄yα΄©α΄ α΄Κα΄ α΄α΄α΄
α΄ "Opie OP" (Ι΄α΄ sα΄©α΄α΄α΄) ΙͺΙ΄α΄α΄ α΄Κα΄ α΄Κα΄α΄. sα΄α΄ yα΄α΄ α΄α΄ α΄y Κα΄sα΄α΄α΄Κα΄Ι΄α΄!
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α΄ "Opie OP" (Ι΄α΄ sα΄©α΄α΄α΄) ΙͺΙ΄α΄α΄ α΄Κα΄ α΄Κα΄α΄. sα΄α΄ yα΄α΄ α΄α΄ α΄y Κα΄sα΄α΄α΄Κα΄Ι΄α΄!
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