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it will be honor to play that account

twitchquotes: guys i m a engenering student first year but i dont have money and i wanna play this game so much if there is a someone stop play this game it will be honor to play that account
twitch chat
January 2019

twitch chatting requires a BIG BRAIN

twitchquotes: If you think about it twitch chatting requires a certain level of intelligence considering the vast number of emotes, knowing which scenarios to use them, and remembering how to spell them (including capital vs lowercase letters)
twitch chat
May 2019
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HAHA Just kidding, it's still Diablo Immortal

twitchquotes: H-hey kripp, do you remember me from 2000? Freshman year? It's Diablo 2. I just wanted to stop by since I haven't seen you in 18 years, I've been looking for you. I always thought you were really smart and talented, but I could never work up the nerve to tell you. Anyway, I hope you're doing well...HAHA Just kidding, it's still Diablo Immortal you fucking gullible idiot lmfao. Anyway, the cell phone awaits, see ya man good talk.
twitch chat
November 2018
Kripp

Canadaland

twitch chat
March 2014
Kripp

Tiffany's chandelier

twitchquotes: I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No. I go for the chandelier; it's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I love the cold. Thirty years later I get a postcard. I have a son. And he's the Chief of Police. This is where the story gets interesting: I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.
twitch chat
November 2018
What happened to this ad? :(

Team Dignitas is the Cardashians of league

twitchquotes: team dignitas is the cardashians of league, they have never managed to accomplish anything but they are somehow popular EleGiggle
twitch chat
October 2014
imaqtpie

League of Legends

With Intel Core i7, hes just getting started

twitchquotes: Think he cant clutch through a smoke while recording in full resolution and streaming the play to the world? Watch this. Think u cant get famous in a flash like become your own meme famous? Watch this. Think hes been there, done that? With Intel Core i7, hes just getting started.
twitch chat
April 2019

Scarra quit dignitas to start a life of crime

twitchquotes: Hey Michael it's me Scarra. I've made a huge mistake, I quit dignitas to start a life of crime, but I've already been arrested for attacking a rival gang member with a cheeseburger. Please bail me out..
twitch chat
November 2014
imaqtpie

Look, I can play Death Standing too!

twitchquotes: Look, I can play Death Standing too!: โ–ฒ Enter Private Room > Options > Skip. โ–ฒ Take a Shower > Options > Skip > Options > Skip > Options > Skip. โ—‰ to Use Toilet (Standing) > Options > Skip. โœ– to Use Toilet (Sitting) > Options > Skip. โ–ฒ Leave Private Room > Options > Skip.
twitch chat
November 2019

Dear women who post nudes on reddit.

Stop with the fucking " I bet you'll never guess what's under my dress.." It's tits. It's always fucking tits. This is no mystery to anyone, and human anatomy has been the same for over 100k years. Seriously, shut the fuck up. You all do this. Do you really think your tits and asshole are so special that they're going to shift our collective consciousness or something? "I bet the guys at the gym wonder what's under my yoga pants." I bet they already know, and if they fucking don't, maybe you shouldn't be at a kid gym for 4 year olds.
July 2021
Waiting for adblock to be disabled

My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius

twitchquotes: My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions and loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next
twitch chat
June 2019

It can only be described as a Twisting Nether

twitchquotes: I gasp in horror as Kripp pulls out his "huge gun". It can only be described as a Twisting Nether. He says "I got lethal now ". Then he topdecks Blizzard and frosts my face. I groan as he grabs my package and whispers "No sniperinos on my stream..." Then he continues to Gorehowl me.
twitch chat
December 2014
Kripp

Hearthstone

Ok thatโ€™s enough, sell your items

twitchquotes: ๐Ÿ“ž 4Head Hello Rookie ๐Ÿ“ž 4Head KT here ๐Ÿ“ž 4Head Ok thatโ€™s enough, sell your items ๐Ÿ“ž 4Head
twitch chat
October 2018
Riot Games

League of Legends

Under the sea

twitchquotes: ๐ŸŽตUnder the sea๐ŸŽต ๐ŸŽตUnder the sea๐ŸŽต ๐Ÿงœโ€Darling it's better ๐Ÿ‘‡ Down where it's wetter ๐ŸŒŠ Take it from ๐Ÿฆ€me ๐Ÿ˜ Up โ˜๏ธ on the ๐Ÿ– shore they ๐Ÿ‘”work all day๐Ÿ˜… Out in the ๐ŸŒžsun they slave away ๐Ÿ’ฆWhile we devotin' ๐Ÿ  Full time to floatin ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿฝ ๐ŸŽตUnder the sea๐ŸŽต
twitch chat
October 2018

Dear Twitch Partners, Our community members are always our priority

twitchquotes: Dear ๐Ÿ‘‹ Twitch Partners ๐Ÿค , Our ๐Ÿ‘‰ community members ๐Ÿ‘ช are always โ˜‘๏ธ our priority ๐Ÿ›‘. We received ๐Ÿ“ฅ some reports โ— describing โŒจ๏ธ the discomfort โ˜น๏ธ some of our members ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ felt after a Twitch Rivals ๐Ÿคผ participant used "KE*W" and "mo*kaS," ๐Ÿ˜ถ both emotes are often โฒ๏ธ used in toxic ๐Ÿ’€ contexts. Please ๐Ÿ™ refrain from using such emotes, and use KEKHeim & CaitlynS instead ๐Ÿ‘. Best regards ๐Ÿ‘‹, Twitch Team ๐Ÿ’Œ
twitch chat
November 2021
I used to be a real ad

Hang out in an MSN room

twitchquotes: Hiyo there krippery pip! Philo here, just wondering if you'd ever wanna hang out in an "msn" room as the young folks like to call it, anyway please get back to me old pal ol buddyo, heres my fax! 0512 341 301
twitch chat
February 2015
Kripp

Don't get salt Reynad!

twitchquotes: (โ—•โ€ฟโ—•โœฟ) Don't get salty Reynad! Ur doing great! (โ—•โ€ฟโ—•โœฟ)
twitch chat
November 2014
Reynad

salty

We truly do live in a society

twitchquotes: I only have Joker art, because I'm so oppressed by society EZ I'm a fucking chad, me and joker are practically the same person, I relate to him so much. We both hate society and people. We both want to see the world burn. And we both think all women are lying bitches, no this is not because I don't have a gf, they all think me living in my mom's basement at 30 is cute! >:( We truly do live in a society.
twitch chat
July 2020

Shout out to sidewalks for keeping me off the streets

twitchquotes: Pedestrian: i want to give a shout out to sidewalks for keeping me off the streets
twitch chat
January 2015
Reynad
I used to be a real ad

Ready Hafu

twitch chat
November 2014
Hafu
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