[Copypasta] Grand Dragon Jebodiah Pasterino

twitchquotes: Hey Kripp, this is the Grand Dragon of the KKK, Jebodiah Pasterino. I see you're wearing one of our signature white hoods. We at the KKK do not associate with casuals such as yourself. Please remove the hood or we will take legal action.
twitch chat
January 2015
Kripp
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Kripp will never, ever click the button

twitchquotes: Kripp will never, ever click the button. The expansions will release at a faster rate than he can collect dust. Much like the contents of the briefcase in Pulp Fiction, the button is merely a carrot Kripp dangles in front of his viewers without any intention of actually delivering. This is blatantly obvious - he even admits he doesn't bother to calculate because he knows he'll never click it. We will spam this pasta until the button has been clicked.
twitch chat
September 2016
Kripp

Hearthstone

Breakdown of Kripp stream

twitchquotes: Breakdown of Kripp stream: β˜‘ always 1 hr late β˜‘ 20 minute intro β˜‘ bit sleepy today β˜‘ foodie time β˜‘ constant salt/complaining β˜‘ 1 hr of actual gameplay β˜‘ ending stream early β˜‘ no stream tomorrow
twitch chat
May 2015
Kripp

Grand Widow Faerlina needs a new succubus

twitchquotes: Ｈｉ Ｋｒｉｐｐ ｉｔ＇ｓ οΌ§ο½’ο½ο½Žο½„ Ｗｉｄｏｗ οΌ¦ο½ο½…ο½’ο½Œο½‰ο½Žο½οΌŽ οΌ© ο½Žο½…ο½…ο½„ ａ ο½Žο½…ο½— ｓｕｃｃｕｂｕｓ ｔｏ ο½Œο½…ο½ο½„ ｍｙ ο½ο½ƒο½ο½Œο½™ο½”ο½…ο½“ ο½ο½Žο½„ οΌ© ｗａｓ ο½—ο½ο½Žο½„ο½…ο½’ο½‰ο½Žο½‡ ｉｆ οΌ²ο½ο½Žο½‰ο½ ο½—ο½ο½•ο½Œο½„ ｂｅ ο½‰ο½Žο½”ο½…ο½’ο½…ο½“ο½”ο½…ο½„οΌŸ οΌ© ο½ˆο½…ο½ο½’ο½„ ο½“ο½ˆο½… ｉｓ ａｎ ο½ο½ο½ο½šο½‰ο½Žο½‡ ο½“ο½•ο½ƒο½ƒο½•ο½‚ο½•ο½“οΌŽ οΌ΄ο½ˆο½ο½Žο½‹ο½“ ｆｏｒ ο½ο½“ο½‹ο½‰ο½Žο½‡οΌ οΌ«ο½Žο½…ο½…ο½Œο½…ο½’ο½‰ο½Žο½ ｂｅｆｏｒｅ ｍｅ ο½—ο½ο½’ο½ο½…ο½’ο½‰ο½Žο½οΌ
twitch chat
July 2014
Kripp

This is the Prismata Police

twitchquotes: (β–€ΜΏΔΉΜ―β–€ΜΏ ΜΏ) This is the Prismata Police, You're coming wi... ResidentSleeper
twitch chat
November 2014
Kripp

Sorry, I've dropped my DREADSTEED DECK

twitchquotes: β™ž β™˜ β™ž β™˜ β™ž β™˜ β™ž β™˜ Sorry, I've dropped my DREADSTEED DECK β™ž β™˜ β™ž β™˜ β™ž β™˜ β™ž β™˜β™ž β™˜ β™ž β™˜ β™ž β™˜ β™ž β™˜ Sorry, I've dropped my DREADSTEED DECK β™ž β™˜ β™ž β™˜ β™ž β™˜ β™ž β™˜
twitch chat
August 2015
Kripp

Hearthstone

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