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π· Oh, but of course!
π· Oh, but of course!
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What happened to this ad? :(
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I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps
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Trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable *** off the face of the continent, you little ***. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little βcleverβ comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your *** tongue. But you couldnβt, you didnβt, and now youβre paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will *** fury all over you and you will drown in it. Youβre *** dead, kiddo.
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imaqtpie
NOW RISE, DARTH DONGER
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ΰΌΌ Ν‘ΰΌΌΩΝΰΌ½ΰΌ½ NOW RISE, DARTH DONGER. /{βηβ}\ Where is Reynad? Is he okay? ΰΌΌ Ν‘ΰΌΌ Μ―ΚΰΌ½ΰΌ½ It seems in your Spam, you killed him. /{βηβ}\ What!? HE WAS ALIVE! I FELT IT. Noooooooooooo! ΰΌΌ Ν‘ΰΌΌΩΝΰΌ½ΰΌ½
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Reynad
God I want Zarya to be real
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God I want Zarya to be real, I want her large feet to smash my head. I want her muscular thighs to squash my head. It brings me to a near orgasmic feeling by just thinking about her and her muscular toned body. If Activision Blizzard made sexdolls, I would buy every Zarya model for myself and never leave my mom's basement. Fuck I just want Zarya to be real
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Overwatch
I'm sorry for the comments I made. Please unban me
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I'm sorry for the comments I made. They were far beyond the point of being considered appropriate. You are an incredible person & me having been under the influence of alcohol is no excuse for allowing my behaviour to continue for as long as it did. I swear by God's gracious gift of free will that if you ever allow me to be an active member of your community again I will never follow the precedent I'd set for myself leading up to your rational decision to ban me. i think you're really cool.
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Help Doge Take Over Steam
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