[Copypasta] pressing ctrl-c ctrl-v every 2 seconds as a hobby

I don't get it either. I work on projects while I have the stream on and I absolutely cannot fathom standing in front of the stream and pressing ctrl-c ctrl-v every 2 seconds as a hobby. Like it triggers me just how much of a waste of your life it is.
December 2020
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