I don't get it either. I work on projects while I have the stream on and I absolutely cannot fathom standing in front of the stream and pressing ctrl-c ctrl-v every 2 seconds as a hobby. Like it triggers me just how much of a waste of your life it is.
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Your only friend is Twitch Chat
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THAT MOMENT WHEN YOU REALIZE THAT YOUR ONLY FRIEND IS TWITCH CHAT
THAT MOMENT WHEN YOU REALIZE THAT YOUR ONLY FRIEND IS TWITCH CHAT
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Dear Twitch Partners, Our community members are always our priority
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Dear π Twitch Partners π€ , Our 
community members πͺ are always βοΈ our priority π. We received π₯ some reports β describing β¨οΈ the discomfort βΉοΈ some of our members π£οΈ felt after a Twitch Rivals π€Ό participant used "KE*W" and "mo*kaS," πΆ both emotes are often β²οΈ used in toxic π contexts. Please π refrain from using such emotes, and use KEKHeim & CaitlynS instead π. Best regards π, Twitch Team π
community members πͺ are always βοΈ our priority π. We received π₯ some reports β describing β¨οΈ the discomfort βΉοΈ some of our members π£οΈ felt after a Twitch Rivals π€Ό participant used "KE*W" and "mo*kaS," πΆ both emotes are often β²οΈ used in toxic π contexts. Please π refrain from using such emotes, and use KEKHeim & CaitlynS instead π. Best regards π, Twitch Team π
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Reynad the Saltnosed Streamer
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Κ Ν‘β Νβ Ν‘β Κ Reynad the Saltnosed Streamer, had a very Salty Nose. All of the other Streamers laughed and used to call him names. 
Then one salty Krippmas Eve, Forsen came to say, "Reynad with your salt so bright, won't you topdeck my sleigh tonight?" Then all Streamers loved him as they jerked off with glee, Reynad the Saltnosed Streamer, you'll go down in history! Κ Ν‘β Νβ Ν‘β Κ
Then one salty Krippmas Eve, Forsen came to say, "Reynad with your salt so bright, won't you topdeck my sleigh tonight?" Then all Streamers loved him as they jerked off with glee, Reynad the Saltnosed Streamer, you'll go down in history! Κ Ν‘β Νβ Ν‘β Κ
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Reynad
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A reply to 'k'
K? K what? The letter before L? The letter after J? Did you know that in JK the K stands for βkidding?β So your reply is βkidding?β or K as in Potassium? Do you need some Special K for breakfast? K as in I can K/O you? Can I knock you out and feed you to hungry sharks? Sharks have a K in it. "K"? Are you fucking kidding me? I spent a decent portion of my life writing all of that and your response to me is "K"? Are you so mentally handicapped that the only letter you can comprehend is "K" - or are you just some fucking asshole who thinks that with such a short response, he can make a statement about how meaningless what was written was? Well, I'll have you know that what I wrote was NOT meaningless, in fact, I even had my written work proof-read by several professors of literature. Don't believe me? I doubt you would, and your response to this will probably be "K" once again. Do I give a fuck? No, does it look like I give even the slightest fuck about a single letter? I bet you took the time to type that one letter too, I bet you sat there and chuckled to yourself for 20 hearty seconds before pressing "send". You're so fucking pathetic. I'm honestly considering directing you to a psychiatrist, but I'm simply far too nice to do something like that. You, however, will go out of your way to make a fool out of someone by responding to a well-thought-out, intelligent, or humorous statement that probably took longer to write than you can last in bed with a chimpanzee. What do I have to say to you? Absolutely nothing. I couldn't be bothered to respond to such a worthless attempt at a response. Do you want "K" on your gravestone? Do you want people to remember you as the asshat who one day decided to respond to someone with a single letter? "Hey, look, everybody! It's that "K" guy!" That's who you are. You're going to be known as the "K" guy. How does it feel? Do you feel happy? Quite honestly, I don't care, which is why I'm not even going to respond to you. Goodbye, and good luck with your future as that guy who said "K".
Hey Kripp, its Chad from the college football team
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Hey Kripp, its Chad from the college football team, how you been bro? I see you're still playing video games some things never change! Hey are you still playing the wizard of warcraft game? I never had time for video games I was too busy playing football and going to frat parties. Anyways good seeing you bro,call me and we can hit the clubs.
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