Popular Copypastas

Sauté the Pepperoni

twitchquotes: First you boil some pasta, preferably Fagottini ( ͡◕ ͜ʖ ͡◕)ﾉ ~~~~~Then you sauté the Pepperoni ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)⊃━ (o o o)

twitch chat

March 2015

Kripp

Here's an "extended maintenance" for you

twitchquotes: ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮ Hey Blizzard, here's an "extended maintenance" for you ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮

twitch chat

December 2014

Forsen

I used to be a real ad

KRUSTY KRAB IS UNFAIR

twitchquotes: SwiftRage

KRUSTY KRAB IS UNFAIR! SwiftRage

MR. KRABS IS IN THERE! SwiftRage

STANDING AT THE CONCESSION! SwiftRage

PLOTTING HIS OPPRESSION! SwiftRage

twitch chat

November 2016

Classic

Anduin and Uther

twitchquotes: Anduin is standing outside, looking through the window. He sees how Ben Brode SCAMAZes Tyrande. A small tear runs down his face. "Since Tyrande is the new Priest hero, nobody will ever fulfill my wishes and desires..." A muscular hand lays down on Anduin's shoulder. He turns around and gasps. It's Uther, the Lightbringer himself. "Don't worry, I will make sure you will get my Blessing of Might". Anduin's sorrow immediatly vanishes as he is about to receive his blessing. Uther smirks and reveals his 5/3 Assbringer. "Wow..." Anduin says. Uther slams his Assbringer into Anduin's 1/1 Lightspawn. "Well Played" Uther yells as he Consecrates all over Anduin's face. "BY THE HOLY LIGHT!"

twitch chat

October 2016

Hearthstone

Mods can't ban me at this pace

twitchquotes: 🐢 SLOW AND STEADY 🐢 WINS THE RACE 🐢 MODS CAN'T BAN ME 🐢 AT THIS PACE 🐢

twitch chat

April 2017

MODS

Classic

I used to be a real ad

Please stop spamming, for Bernard

twitchquotes: Guys please stop spamming. My dog, Bernard, looked at my chat and got so dizzy because of the spam that he fell down and hit his noggin right on his food bowl! He couldn't talk for hours. Please stop spamming, for Bernard.

twitch chat

December 2014

Classic

Overused sexually identification copypasta

I sexually Identify as an overused sexually identification copypasta. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of spamming other users with my unfunny wall of text. People say to me that a person who does this is a laughable idiot and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having these words glued all over my body. From now on I want people to refer to me as an overused sexually identification copypasta as my preferred pronouns and respect my right to paste unfunny sexually identification copypastas to reddit in hope of receiving virtual internet points. If you can't accept me you're funny and mentally stable and need to check your choice of subreddits. Thank you for being so understanding.

June 2016

I sexually Identify as

I have a 197 word essay due tomorrow

twitchquotes: fck my life!!! I have a 197 word essay due tomorrow and I have no idea where to start. Just WAIT till you kiddies have real homework, then we will see how much time you have to spam in here

twitch chat

November 2014

Kripp

Gaming retirement home

twitchquotes: @Imaqtpie, I hear there is a gaming retirement home if you're looking for round the clock support. It's called TSM house EleGiggle

twitch chat

October 2015

imaqtpie

League of Legends

Ban one fish, get the school

twitchquotes: FishMoley

ban

one

fish

and

you'll

get

the

school

twitch chat

September 2016

MODS

Ban X Get The Whole Y

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Ultra EDM dance

twitchquotes: ┏(-_-)┓┏(-_-)┛┗(-_- )┓┗(-_-)┛┏(-_-) ┏(-_-)┓┏(-_-)┛┗(-_- )┓┗(-_-)┛┏(-_-)┓┏(-_-)┛┗(-_- )┓┗(-_-)┛┏(-_-) ┏(-_-)┓┏(-_-)┛┏(-_-)┓┏(-_-)┛┗(-_- )┓┗(-_-)┛┏(-_-) ┏(-_-)┓┏(-_-)┛┗(-_- )┓┗(-_-)┛┏(-_-)┓┏(-_-)┛┗(-_- )┓┗(-_-)┛┏(-_-) ┏(-_-)┓┏(-_-)┛

twitch chat

March 2016

Ultra

Secret Puerto Rican lover

twitchquotes: Hola, Kripp, this is Antonio, Rania's secret Puerto Rican lover. I mistakenly left a package of my Magnum XXL Heavy-Duty Condoms at your place last night while you were complaining about a children's card game. I was hoping I could swing by tonight and pick them up. I'll just go in through the backdoor just like how I do with Rania, the dirty girl! Thanks, and good luck with your funny little computer game!

twitch chat

May 2016

Kripp

Classic

Hey Balls, I'm trying to learn to play Darius

twitchquotes: ＨＥＹ　ＢＡＬＬＳ，　Ｉ’Ｍ　ＴＲＹＩＮＧ　ＴＯ　ＬＥＡＲＮ　ＴＯ　ＰＬＡＹ　ＤＡＲＩＵＳ．　Ｉ　ＪＵＳＴ　ＨＡＶＥ　Ａ　ＱＵＥＳＴＩＯＮ　ＡＢＯＵＴ　ＴＨＥ　ＳＫＩＬＬ　ＢＵＩＬＤ：　ＳＨＯＵＬＤ　Ｉ　ＭＡＸ　ＤＥＣＩＭＡＴＥ　ＬＩＫＥ　ＹＯＵ　ＤＥＣＩＭＡＴＥＤＦＮＡＴＩＣ，　ＣＲＩＰＰＬＩＮＧＳＴＲＩＫＥＬＩＫＥＹＯＵＣＲＩＰＰＬＥＤＦＮＡＴＩＣ＇ＳＣＨＡＮＣＥＳＯＦＧＥＴＴＩＮＧＯＵＴＯＦＧＲＯＵＰＳ，ＯＲＡＰＰＲＥＨＥＮＤＬＩＫＥＹＯＵＡＰＰＲＥＨＥＮＤＥＤＡＬＬＦＩＶＥＯＦＦＮＡＴＩＣＦＯＲＡＰＥＮＴＡＫＩＬＬ．

twitch chat

October 2015

Riot Games

League of Legends

I'm going up the chat elevator

twitchquotes: PogChamp

I'M GOING UP THE CHAT ELEVATOR PogChamp

I'M GONNA BE FIRST TO ARRIVE PogChamp

twitch chat

June 2015

Reynad

Put shoe on head to prove not pre-recorded

twitchquotes: ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ PUT SHOE ON HEAD TO PROVE NOT PRE-RECORDED ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ

twitch chat

August 2015

Classic

I used to be a real ad

Extreme Sodium Saltstorm 9000

twitchquotes: ☐ sᴀʟᴛ ☐ ᴠᴇʀʏ sᴀʟᴛ ☐ ᴘᴊsᴀʟᴛ ☐ ᴇxᴛʀᴇᴍᴇ sᴏᴅɪᴜᴍ sᴀʟᴛsᴛᴏʀᴍ 9000 ☑ ʀᴇʏɴᴀᴅ

twitch chat

July 2014

Reynad

Velen's chosen Prophet Velen

twitchquotes: deIlluminati

when you velen's chosen prophet velen he becomes a 9/11, coincidence? deIlluminati

twitch chat

April 2015

Reynad

Hearthstone

Kripp reviews a card

twitchquotes: ☐ I got the beast in my sights ☐ Hoot hoot ☐ That belongs in a museum ☐ Let me change your mind ☑ I looked at this card originally, and I thought, you know, it’s a card, and you play this card. The card will be that card that you’ve played, so you’re playing a card. So it is one thing to play a card if your opponent doesn’t really have any cards. The card will screw up the card pretty hard, and that means it’s a pretty good card.

twitch chat

May 2016

Kripp

Hearthstone

You. Me. Gas station

You. Me. Gas station. What are we getting for dinner? Sushi of course. Uh oh! There was a roofie in our gas station sushi. We black out and wake up in a sewer surrounded by fish. Horny fish. You know what that means. Fish orgy. The stench draws in a bear. What do we do? We're gonna fight it. Bear fight. Bare handed. Bare, naked? Oh, yes please. We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl and ride it into a Chuck E. Cheese. Dance Dance Revolution. Revolution? Overthrow the government? Uh, I think so. Next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ. Then I turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out again, wake up, do a bump, white out, which I didn't even know you could do. Then I smoked a joint, greened out. Then I turn into the sun. Uh oh! Looks like the meth is kicking in. aklfhaofhasfahfakh AAAAAAAAA afahfioahflkf AAAAA

June 2021

I used to be a real ad

forsenX WutFace

twitchquotes: forsenX

twitch chat

March 2016

Forsen

Sauté the Pepperoni

Here's an "extended maintenance" for you

KRUSTY KRAB IS UNFAIR

Classic

Anduin and Uther

Hearthstone

Mods can't ban me at this pace

MODS

Classic

Please stop spamming, for Bernard

Classic

Overused sexually identification copypasta

I sexually Identify as

I have a 197 word essay due tomorrow

Gaming retirement home

League of Legends

Ban one fish, get the school

MODS

Ban X Get The Whole Y

Ultra EDM dance

Secret Puerto Rican lover

Classic

Hey Balls, I'm trying to learn to play Darius

League of Legends

I'm going up the chat elevator

Put shoe on head to prove not pre-recorded

Classic

Extreme Sodium Saltstorm 9000

Velen's chosen Prophet Velen

Hearthstone

Kripp reviews a card

Hearthstone

You. Me. Gas station

forsenX WutFace

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